Currently showing on Beeb 1, has to be Mancland's worst ever musical export.
Would'nt Hooky DJ'ing in Uruguay be a much better bet?
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Manchester's worst musical export.
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The boy done well though.
People who don't like music like to listen to him and let's face it: that's where the money is.
Ronald Kirsch wrote: who are we talking about. Mick Hucknall??
I would imagine so.I noticed there was a Simply Red in Cuba programme listed for last night.I took an early night instead.
Ronald Kirsch wrote: who are we talking about. Mick Hucknall??
I would have thought so,yes huckernall is a complete shitebag,but he has "had" some of the best lookin girls in the world and he's fookin loaded,not bad for a ginger!
I fucking detest Simply Red. Wankers. They are right up there with the Shitehouse Family, Roxette, Phil Collins, Elton Twatting John, Sean fucking Paul, Erasure and Depish.
Who'd have thought the young lad pogoing to the Pistols back in 76 would end up such a hated get. The most bland, middle of the road shite invented since bland middle of the road shite was invented.
Cunt.
Opinions in the Nash household are split between Simply F**king Red and Oasis (we're shit and we know we're a pale Beatles parody anyway) erm... Oasis :stickafingerupatthebastards:
Shug wrote: I fucking detest Simply Red. Wankers. They are right up there with the fucking Shitehouse Family, Roxette, Phil fucking cunting Collins, Elton Twatting Fucking Cunting Titting John, Sean fucking knobbing Paul, cocking Erasure and Depish fucking twat.
Who'd have thought the young lad pogoing to the Pistols back in 76 would end up such a hated get. The most bland, middle of the road shite invented since bland middle of the road shite was invented.
Cunt.
LMAO....that's the way to do it......but are you sure you've minced your words enough there pal?
:DBy 'Eck! My Neck! wrote:
Shug wrote: I fucking detest Simply Red. Wankers. They are right up there with the fucking Shitehouse Family, Roxette, Phil fucking cunting Collins, Elton Twatting Fucking Cunting Titting John, Sean fucking knobbing Paul, cocking Erasure and Depish fucking twat.
Who'd have thought the young lad pogoing to the Pistols back in 76 would end up such a hated get. The most bland, middle of the road shite invented since bland middle of the road shite was invented.
Cunt.
LMAO....that's the way to do it......but are you sure you've minced your words enough there pal?
I havnae had a rant fer ages me ole fruitcake 
I blame it all on The Martian who we met up with in Manchester before Christmas 
Cannae believe I forgot to slate Take That and them high pitched tossers The Bee Gee's 
Oasis should not be slagged though. Noel Gallagher is one of the funniest people alive and their music is pretty fookin good an all.
I would have thought the Manchester's Worst Musical Export award would have gone to Rick Astley.
Greater Manchester, but still...
Or maybe Ian Brown without the Roses.
Swifty wrote: I would have thought the Manchester's Worst Musical Export award would have gone to Rick Astley. Greater Manchester, but still... Or maybe Ian Brown without the Roses.
I'm sorry yes.. Rick Astley is more detestible than Simply Red... It is the choice between do you want to be shot in the head or the chest though.. both will kill you instantly.. one will require a closed casket
Oasis is pretty close. Were any of the Spice Girls born in Manchester? Also, the Happy Mondays were downright awful.
Oasis is pretty close. Were any of the Spice Girls born in Manchester? Also, the Happy Mondays were downright awful.
I find myself agreeing with Jesse, Bloody Hell, I will be into depeche next 
You forgot M People... Heather Small should be shot for that haircut.
Hell I haven't even mentioned Northside either..
Shug wrote:
By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote:
Shug wrote: I fucking detest Simply Red. Wankers. They are right up there with the fucking Shitehouse Family, Roxette, Phil fucking cunting Collins, Elton Twatting Fucking Cunting Titting John, Sean fucking knobbing Paul, cocking Erasure and Depish fucking twat.
Who'd have thought the young lad pogoing to the Pistols back in 76 would end up such a hated get. The most bland, middle of the road shite invented since bland middle of the road shite was invented.
Cunt.
LMAO....that's the way to do it......but are you sure you've minced your words enough there pal?
I havnae had a rant fer ages me ole fruitcake
I blame it all on The Martian who we met up with in Manchester before Christmas
Cannae believe I forgot to slate Take That and them high pitched tossers The Bee Gee's
Oasis should not be slagged though. Noel Gallagher is one of the funniest people alive and their music is pretty fookin good an all.
Er, you lost me there..... who the fuck is the Martian? Is he some music scribe or svengali or summat?
And yeah, I'd nominate that horrid honking woman Heather whatshername out of M People as another of the city's worst "musical" exports. Loved it seeing her getting fucking drenched when she sang at the commonwealth games closing ceremony a few years back! Maybe it was she who set the deluge off. 
craig's digitalwaters wrote: Rick Astley!
Now there was a dreadful 80s throwback who has still not taken the hint and kept his retirement vow - I believe he is about to come back with a new album. 
BTW isn't he from Newton Le Willows and technically more of a St Helens/Merseysider than a Greater Manchester afficionado?
Warrabout Herman's Hermits? Aren't they supposed to be crap? I'm sure Peter Noones got a Manc accent.
Still think that Simply DRedFull are the worst. But let me given an honourable mention to Cleopatra.
