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O, Wise Rocket, how much coal ash do you need to breathe in before you're at risk of contracting lung cancer?

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Rocket has asked me to let you know he is busy researching this, he will be in touch shortly

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ask a dead miner. boom boom.

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Dear Rocket, is it wrong to turn over and go to sleep after having sex?

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twist wrote: Dear Rocket, is it wrong to turn over and go to sleep after having sex?

Rocket asked me to answer you that turning over and going to sleep during sex is even worse.

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Dear Rocket, is Pernod really that good? I was thinking of buying a bottle on New Years, but I've heard that it tastes like ass. And of course it has no absinthe-like qualities. Should I invest in a bottle for any reason other than my New Order obsession which the ladyfriend laughs at.

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Rocket has just whispered in my ear...

GET IT DOWN YOUR NECK!!!

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His Holiness, The Pope wrote: ask a dead miner. boom boom.

I'm not talking about coal dust. I'm talking about coal ash, which is what you burn coal in a stove. Apparently, in a coal-burning stove, the ash isn't supposed to be breathed in because it's a carcinogent.

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Dear Rocket,

Was the Industrial Revolution simply an illusion of the bourgeois, or an actual historical event in which the proletariot were subjugated to intensive work schedules while forced to abide in squalor while their overseers profited? :scratch:

Also, should a man wear assless chaps? Under what circumstances? :whip:

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Taboo # 7 wrote: Dear Rocket,

Was the Industrial Revolution simply an illusion of the bourgeois, or an actual historical event in which the proletariot were subjugated to intensive work schedules while forced to abide in squalor while their overseers profited? :scratch:

Also, should a man wear assless chaps? Under what circumstances? :whip:

Only Martin Gore can pass off wearing assless chaps. Otherwise, you'll look like you're trying to be Marilyn Manson.

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No man should wear assless chaps unless he is asking to be the catcher.

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