energy drinks WTF???!!!????

Used to be all you needed was water. Then Gatorade came along and helped people replace electrolytes, carbs and salt. Then Red Bull came along and convinced people that liquid sour Dum Dums was the way to go. All of a suden there is an explosion of this piss. they all taste like bile piss. The only thing they do is mix well with Jagermeister.

Trust me, when I am in the middle of a 100 mile bicycle ride I will either slam a Mountain Dew or a Gaterade. Fuck Red Bull etal. $2 USD for a 6 ounce can?

So my man at the grocery store tells me that instead of Red Bull I should purchase ...Lost for JagerBombs. Slightly less than $2 USD for twice as much piss. Tastes a bit better too. BUT!!!!!!! My Jager consumption increased way to fucking much. Seriously, two cans can empty a $20 USD bottle of Jager quickly.

Red bull is awful! I love Lucozade though, yum!

lucazade rules. But IF you're lucky enough to be ableto stomach red bull....6 tins of that shit and drugs are NOT required.

bet i'm the only one who's never tasted Red Bull. gods honest truth. never had it. i do like lucozade sport though when playin squash or baddo. Das ist alle!!

john kershaw wrote: bet i'm the only one who's never tasted Red Bull. gods honest truth. never had it. i do like lucozade sport though when playin squash or baddo. Das ist alle!!

Squash? Bad? I thought you were a hard man! Get on the football ptch ffs!

I bet he has a pink racquet too - nancy boy!

i do the lot girl.

i was school baddo champ, school swimming champ.

and Coca Cola Soccer Skills tricksmaster.

king of the keepyuppys.

i'd love to get on Soccer AM, and set a new record for shootin thru the Wembley hole.:D :D

john kershaw wrote: i do the lot girl.

i was school baddo champ, school swimming champ.

and Coca Cola Soccer Skills tricksmaster.

king of the keepyuppys.

i'd love to get on Soccer AM, and set a new record for shootin thru the Wembley hole.:D :D

I don't believe you- you're a liar!

fit bloke for you there ladies.....i mean he be ugly, drink buckfast and steal cars....but if he's sporty he's bound to be good fer a shag. (campbell's guide to female psychology pg 23)

Well you've said it now boy. I shall be bringing a ball to the MEN gig. If you're there i will make you prove it!

no (red) bull.

gods honest!!

throw me a ball or hand me a racquet and I shall show you.

all scousers are sporty. its natural, from a very early age.

(until they become skagheads - haha)

john kershaw wrote:

all scousers are sporty. its natural, from a very early age.

leggin it from the rozzers from the age of 3 with a bag of stolen sweeties will do that

Red Bull tastes like cough syrup and hair spray. Go for Monster: twice the volume and better tasting.

To Our Canadian Monster Fans: You probably noticed by now that Monster Energy is in a new can and has a slightly different taste than you are used to. Up until now we made a special version of Monster for Canada to comply with Canadian regulations.

Pussies.

I reccomend anyone whohas doubts about redbull holds their nose and necks 2 or 3 TVR's. Nuff said.

scotch and coke is my energy drink.

john kershaw wrote: bet i'm the only one who's never tasted Red Bull. gods honest truth. never had it. i do like lucozade sport though when playin squash or baddo. Das ist alle!!

my dog minton used to eat shuttlecocks. bad minton i'd say to him. bad minton.

ahhh keepyuppys. I remember doing 100 as a kid and being chuffed to fook, only had a golden retriever as a witness though, and I think the ball was a bit flat. Couldnt do anywhere near that now, but my tackle is a lot harder now...errr when I say my tackle is a lot harder obv I'm still talkin footy...err that's not to say my tackle isnt...oh forget it

hibster wrote:

john kershaw wrote: bet i'm the only one who's never tasted Red Bull. gods honest truth. never had it. i do like lucozade sport though when playin squash or baddo. Das ist alle!!

my dog minton used to eat shuttlecocks. bad minton i'd say to him. bad minton.

And that, ladies and gentleman, will be my joke of the day!!

I think any energy drink tastes gross. I'd rather drink water instead.

One 16 oz of ...Lost and 1/2 $20 of Jagermeister (70 proof) = Twist cannot sleep nor feel drunk. What should have lasted months was gone in two days. Scary.

I'll drink Gatorade if I feel like a change from my usual soda, but that's about it as far as energy drinks go.

One of my buddies at work was drinking one of the big-name energy drinks (can't remember which one), and when he was done with it he showed me all the silt and crap accumulated at the bottom of the can. That was enough to put me off trying the stuff for myself ever.

I drank Red Bull, and it tasted really sweet. Similar to one of the Japanese energy drinks that I tasted before. Truthfully, energy drinks are not worth it. Water is the best.

I'm a Purdy man myself !