Fave Alan Partridge line????

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6 Jan 2006, 22:07

Mine isnt strictly a line, but you get the drift...

Tony Hayers: Alan, this is Peter Linehan, he's revamping our current affairs output. Alan: :shrug:

oh, apart from "Pray silence please, for the Electric Light Orchestra"

6 Jan 2006, 23:38

if you afford to emigrate to america,surely you can afford to eat at maybe a medium priced restaurant !!

7 Jan 2006, 02:06

Football highlights on the Day Today, a goal is scored ...

..... "TWAT!!!"

7 Jan 2006, 02:36

Well, Sonja,that was classic intercourse!

7 Jan 2006, 03:54

EAT MY GOAL

7 Jan 2006, 04:02

"goal" (a replay is shown) "and another!"

7 Jan 2006, 04:32

In the Norwich Travel Inn Reception

Alan says to the young female receptionist

"Do you know what some idiot spray painted down the side of my car!!!!????"

Receptionist

"um... TOSSER???""

7 Jan 2006, 05:40

" Daus De spreckun de... um ...Listen to Kraftwerk"

7 Jan 2006, 06:26

James Thomas wrote: Football highlights on the Day Today, a goal is scored ...

..... "TWAT!!!"

this, along with "that...was a goal." and:

"you're a mentalist!"