Top 3 reasons for quitting NOOL
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Johnny wrote:
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I read you post before the edit, Johnny. You said going out more, having more sex and... Something else that I can't remember. ![]()
One Brain wrote:
Johnny wrote:
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I read you post before the edit, Johnny. You said going out more, having more sex and... Something else that I can't remember.
i need to get some jobs done around my house
If you quit NOOL because of Chuck Norris, he won't cry. Chuck will chase after you on his horse, lasso you and throw you to the ground, stand you up and deliver a swift roundhouse kick that sends you right back down. Then he'll melt your face off with his piercing stare. Unable to interact in normal everyday situations, you will be forced to become a recluse, shutting yourself off from the world and having your groceries delivered to your house. By Chuck, who in lieu of payment for his chores demands only one thing and one thing only:
Repeated kung-fu punches to your faceless skull.
So don't even think about quitting NOOL...because Chuck Norris doesn't think that's such a wise decision. The eyes of the Ranger are upon you, fellow internet citizen...act wisely ![]()
1 Having sex 2 Drink more beer 3 See people in real life
Well, I already do all that, so I can stay here then.
:D