Yikes!!! Scary cat!!!

Anyone fancy giving this cat a home?

What about my rotweiler?

Looks like Maya !

Too bad I've already got my zoo established here or I'd take him.

Meanest cat I've ever been around had one eye, a gimped foot, and rotten teeth but the little firecracker would latch onto your leg and clamp down. Wouldn't let go unless you forcibly unhinged his set jaws yourself. Had numerous pitbulls that wouldn't go near him, and went so far as to cross streets to get away from him.

Mike, you're still awake? Go to bed, for Goodness' sake

it must be about time i got myself a new cat.

We used to have Siamese cats - they hated everybody - even us, masters!

Diggy Mike wrote: Looks like Maya !

Christopher Owens wrote:

Diggy Mike wrote: Looks like Maya !

Good call on the tumbleweed Chris.

FFS Diggy, you are a jedi master of Maya abuse, that was beneath you :D

Pussy.

Maybe Bere wants another cat

Rian wrote: Maybe Bere wants another cat

Err... I'm already surrounded by scary cats...

My parrot would eat that for breakfast

Missy Jem wrote: My parrot would eat that for breakfast

So it's not a Norwegian Blue then?

No he's an African Grey, but he does pine for the fjords.

I was expecting a different kind of joke about pussies but we'll stop there eh?

I think you'll find dead parrot gags trump pussy jokes every time.

Wasn't the pet shop man's brothers shop in Bolton? (A palindrome, A PALINDROME, a palindrom of Bolton would be notLob)