I have just won a one million euro lottery again

i am getting flippin sick of this spam. if they want my bank account details, they are going to have to better.

Can you lend me a tenner?

Sir/Madam, CONGRATULATIONS!!! We are pleased to inform you of the result of DE LOTTO NL Lotteries Winners International programs held on the 24th , December, 2005. Your e-mail address attached to ticket #: 00903228100 with prize # 778009/2 drew €1,000,000.00 which was first in the 2nd class of the draws.you are to receive €1,000,000.00 (One Million Euros). Because of mix up in cash pay-outs, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your money (€1,000,000.00) has been fully remitted to you by our accredited pay-point bank. This measure must be adhere to avoid loss of your cash prize - winners of our cash prizes are advised to adhere to these instructions to forestall the abuse of this program by other participants. It's important to note that this draws were conducted formally, and winners are selected through an internet ballot system from 60,000 individual and companies e-mail addresses - the draws are conducted around the world through our internet based ballot system The promotion is sponsored and promoted by DE LOTTO NL BV. We congratulate you once again. We hope you will use part of it in our next draws; the jackpot winning is €85million. Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 20 days. After this date all unclaimed cash prize will be forfeited and included in the next sweepstake. Please, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications remember to quote personal and winning numbers in all correspondence with us. Congratulations once again from all members of DE LOTTO NL. Thank you for being part of our promotional program. For immediate release of your cash prize to you, please kindly contact our Paying Bank ( DUTSCHE BANK) Amsterdam The Netherland. Send them the followings: (i). Your names (ii) Contact telephone and fax numbers (iii) Contact Address (iv) your winning numbers (v) Quote amount won. Contact person: Mr. Edward James Dutcshe Bank E-mail: custmerservice@netscape.net Tel: +31- 617-592-473 Congratulations once again. Yours in service, Mrs Venesa Deboer

there ya go. i am sure they'd only be too glad to help you out.

the trouble is, that i am sure they get my e-mail address from nool. it almost makes me glad that so far i have been unable to change my e-mail address in my profile.

Ronald, how are you? You're not asleep??

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: Ronald, how are you? You're not asleep??

I could ask you the same thing. it must be something like 11pm where you are. it is only 3 pm here, so i am fine. no they haven't move Oz anywhere near the us mainland yet.

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: Ronald, how are you? You're not asleep??

I could ask you the same thing. it must be something like 11pm where you are. it is only 3 pm here, so i am fine. no they haven't move Oz anywhere near the us mainland yet.

Ah... it's so confusing. You have to forgive me. I'm all alone waiting for my wife. Drinking my evening cup of tea with cookies. Listening to 12" version of Rapper's Delight

yeh right coffee and cookies.

Ronald, are there German communities in Australia, where you live? Do you belong to them, or you have estranged yourself from that cultural element?

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: Ronald, are there German communities in Australia, where you live? Do you belong to them, or you have estranged yourself from that cultural element?

the german communities in Oz well there is an interesting topic. there are the post war migrants who belong to german clubs and choirs etc, however their children tend to blend into australian society.

then there are the old german lutherans who migrated here some 160 years ago, it is the lutheran chuch of australia that still binds them together. a former g f's grandparents still spoke native australian german, and we could converese in german.

this german is maily still found in the wine growing areas of south australia, such as the barossa valley. there are also areas of country victoria, new south wales, and queensland where if you go there the population is 80% lutheran and they all have german surnames. the younger generations don't speak german anymore, but they still largely tend to marry with their lutheran communities, other than that you could not really tell them apart from anglo australians.

this does not apply to catholic germans who migrated to oz, as they often married with the irish and got aborbed into maistream oz society much quicker.

I hope that answers your question,

Gibt es deutsche Gemeinschaften in Australia, wo du lebst? Oder, hast du distanziert dich vom deutschen Kulturelement?

Ja. Alles klar. Danke, Ronald! :)

I was thinkning to move to Australia... maybe.. It just depends how difficult it is.

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: Gibt es deutsche Gemeinschaften in Australia, wo du lebst? Oder, hast du distanziert dich vom deutschen Kulturelement?

Es gibt in jeder etwas groesseren Stadt mindestes einen Deutschen oder Oestereichishen Klub.

Bist du etwa ein Deutscher der nach Amerika ausgewandert ist?

Wenn ja, von wo kommst du? Ich bin in Bremen geboren.

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: Gibt es deutsche Gemeinschaften in Australia, wo du lebst? Oder, hast du distanziert dich vom deutschen Kulturelement?

Es gibt in jeder etwas groesseren Stadt mindestes einen Deutschen oder Oestereichishen Klub.

Bist du etwa ein Deutscher der nach Amerika ausgewandert ist?

Wenn ja, von wo kommst du? Ich bin in Bremen geboren.

ja ich bin in Sankt Petersburg geboren, von einer deutschen Familie, die nach dem Zarenrussland übersiedelte.

eh my German is awful - I mostly studied it in my school and haven't spoken for good 6 years.

BTW does anyone know if Reader's Digest is still sending those You may already have won one million letters or have they moved on to more sophisticated 419 scams?

they are still sending them. mum suscribed to the magazine, and at least once a month i get one of those you have been entered into the prize draw letters.

Ronald Kirsch wrote: the trouble is, that i am sure they get my e-mail address from nool. it almost makes me glad that so far i have been unable to change my e-mail address in my profile.

I'm 100% convinced that they do - I only get this sort of spam on the e-mail address listed on NOOL - and before I changed my address, the old address listed here used to be plagued with spam as well. Same people, same scams.

oldmonkey wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: the trouble is, that i am sure they get my e-mail address from nool. it almost makes me glad that so far i have been unable to change my e-mail address in my profile.

I'm 100% convinced that they do - I only get this sort of spam on the e-mail address listed on NOOL - and before I changed my address, the old address listed here used to be plagued with spam as well. Same people, same scams.

Same here. I only get this sort of spam for this email address. All the penis enlarging spam is on a different email account-- the one Trev set me up with. :p

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

oldmonkey wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: the trouble is, that i am sure they get my e-mail address from nool. it almost makes me glad that so far i have been unable to change my e-mail address in my profile.

I'm 100% convinced that they do - I only get this sort of spam on the e-mail address listed on NOOL - and before I changed my address, the old address listed here used to be plagued with spam as well. Same people, same scams.

Same here. I only get this sort of spam for this email address. All the penis enlarging spam is on a different email account-- the one Trev set me up with. :p

now spotty, if we can only do something about this public display of e-mail addresses. shit it is getting harder type as i am slowly getting through this bottle of red. thank christ for the google desktop spellcheck. currently on the telly oz vs sri lanka, and bridget jones' diary.

I have won the lottery in 5 countries so far. I am also maithered by Readers Digest. Oh and i keep getting phonecalls telling me i've won this, that and the other.

Guess i'm a really lucky girl!

I'm at work!

You can forward them to me!

Jeff, is that Ian Brown in your avatar ??

The Monkey Mafia wrote: and why would you want MY boobs...

you new order fans are a sick lot...

:bag:

I'll have any body parts, i'm not fussy. I'm writing a new recipe book. Anybody with spare parts, please contact me at the usual address and i will arrange collection.

There is a great website called Scamorama that lists scams like "Lotto Win" "Deceased Estates" etc, hilarious stuff. I highly recommend you add this site to your "Favourites" list for future reference.