I have bet that this picture is a total and complete giveaway of who it is.
See if you guys can guess.
I'll give you a clue, it's 2 seperate people not one 2 headed person....so it NOT anyone from Bolton.

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I have bet that this picture is a total and complete giveaway of who it is.
See if you guys can guess.
I'll give you a clue, it's 2 seperate people not one 2 headed person....so it NOT anyone from Bolton.

Barney Army wrote: with that hair & angelic face surely it's Mr Jarvis?
Assuming Al hasn't been studying under Chuck Norris, and HASN'T just roundhouse kicked you into the next dimension through your monitor......... The one we're looking for is on the left, and female :D
Cruella Deville wrote: I know I know, it's Jems.
See Ronald's 'Should I change my nickname?' topic :)
BZZZZZZt WRONG brainfart on your part there Maya. I told Jem I had baby pics of ANOTHER NOOLette. AND I did say that it was 2 one headed people and therefor could not possibly be anyone from Bolton.
DO pay attention 007 :D
BTW, G'day Bonza, you must be a busy girl for this to be your 1t appearance :(
Desmond Tierney wrote: Is it you Steve?:)
Nope, I said it was female.
i'm only half female on my mother's side.
Cruella Deville wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: come on now Maya, take a good look at that face.
It's not me, is it?
Maya you silly soviet strumpet,you're gonna lose me this bet :D
Steve Campbell wrote:
Cruella Deville wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: come on now Maya, take a good look at that face.
It's not me, is it?
Maya you silly soviet strumpet,you're gonna lose me this bet :D
When do we find out Cambo? The suspense is killing me
and i'm going on, yet another, lunch date shortly. (he's paying of course).![]()
Bugger, i'm flummoxed too! It's definitely not me, i have straight dark hair and don't have a brother!
Erm...
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I've clearly lost.
I thought it was BLATANTLY obvious who it was.
I will leave it to the lady herself to admit it.
Bonzette wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Err............what's so funny?
Look smarty knickers...it was someone saying it was ROCKET i was laughing at, I thought since it was a quick post it would appear underneath so i didn't quotw. However Murphy's 3rd law of NOOl states that any post without a quote will instantly become seperated from what it ought to have quoted.
I will put a cigarette out in my eye in penance.
Wino wrote: Go on then Steve - who is it?
Well Wino, it seems that more people said it was you than anyone else. TOLD YOU YOU HADN'T CHANGED A BIT.
for those who mentioned her being "pre-booze"...you should see the other one I have of her.....even younger....glass expression, clearly had a few. Or maybe her mum used to do what mine did and dip the dummy in whiskey when I was teething...and people said that would cause brain damage...as if. Nurrrrgle.
Steve Campbell wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Err............what's so funny?
Look smarty knickers...it was someone saying it was ROCKET i was laughing at, I thought since it was a quick post it would appear underneath so i didn't quotw. However Murphy's 3rd law of NOOl states that any post without a quote will instantly become seperated from what it ought to have quoted.
I will put a cigarette out in my eye in penance.
You starting Cambo?
Guessed it was Wino 15 posts back. It was the blonde hair that gave it away![]()
So, Wino........i know who i'm looking for in Manchester now![]()
Quite incredible really - you mentioning my Mum. After all, I was about 5 - my big bro and I had very odd haircuts for 1986 - even for infants, don't you think? She also did that spitting on hand followed by hand compression on childs head routine I think judging by the lack of little curls on bro's head! :D
Bonzette wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Err............what's so funny?
Look smarty knickers...it was someone saying it was ROCKET i was laughing at, I thought since it was a quick post it would appear underneath so i didn't quotw. However Murphy's 3rd law of NOOl states that any post without a quote will instantly become seperated from what it ought to have quoted.
I will put a cigarette out in my eye in penance.
You starting Cambo?
Guessed it was Wino 15 posts back. It was the blonde hair that gave it away
So, Wino........i know who i'm looking for in Manchester now
I somehow think you may be approaching a lot of other people first!
Wino wrote: Quite incredible really - you mentioning my Mum. After all, I was about 5 - my big bro and I had very odd haircuts for 1986 - even for infants, don't you think? She also did that spitting on hand followed by hand compression on childs head routine I think judging by the lack of little curls on bro's head! :D
Spit on hand and flatten hair is the 3rd most annoying thing mothers do.
the 2nd is brush your hair with no concern for the fact that someone ekse brushing your hair is sore at the best of times, and much worse if half the garden is entwined in it.
but sure THE most annoying thing, is licking on a bit of hanky and trying to friction burn a hole into your face with it in the name of removing some terrible blemish or other that will cause the neighbours/doctor/teacher to think awful things like...."that woman let her child eat chocolate"
Wino wrote: Quite incredible really - you mentioning my Mum. After all, I was about 5 - my big bro and I had very odd haircuts for 1986 - even for infants, don't you think? She also did that spitting on hand followed by hand compression on childs head routine I think judging by the lack of little curls on bro's head! :D
Here Wino is there still a modern pic of you in your profile? just to prove my point.
Steve Campbell wrote:
Wino wrote: Quite incredible really - you mentioning my Mum. After all, I was about 5 - my big bro and I had very odd haircuts for 1986 - even for infants, don't you think? She also did that spitting on hand followed by hand compression on childs head routine I think judging by the lack of little curls on bro's head! :D
Here Wino is there still a modern pic of you in your profile? just to prove my point.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Phew, you missed the obvious anyway.....:D
Wino wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Err............what's so funny?
Look smarty knickers...it was someone saying it was ROCKET i was laughing at, I thought since it was a quick post it would appear underneath so i didn't quotw. However Murphy's 3rd law of NOOl states that any post without a quote will instantly become seperated from what it ought to have quoted.
I will put a cigarette out in my eye in penance.
You starting Cambo?
Guessed it was Wino 15 posts back. It was the blonde hair that gave it away
So, Wino........i know who i'm looking for in Manchester now
I somehow think you may be approaching a lot of other people first!
Mobile phones it is then:)
Wino wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Wino wrote: Quite incredible really - you mentioning my Mum. After all, I was about 5 - my big bro and I had very odd haircuts for 1986 - even for infants, don't you think? She also did that spitting on hand followed by hand compression on childs head routine I think judging by the lack of little curls on bro's head! :D
Here Wino is there still a modern pic of you in your profile? just to prove my point.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Phew, you missed the obvious anyway.....:D
GRRRRRRR Teeeeth gritted I hate people workin things out before me. Damnit I'm missing something. might just have to unleash that other baby pic :D
Bonzette wrote:
Wino wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Err............what's so funny?
Look smarty knickers...it was someone saying it was ROCKET i was laughing at, I thought since it was a quick post it would appear underneath so i didn't quotw. However Murphy's 3rd law of NOOl states that any post without a quote will instantly become seperated from what it ought to have quoted.
I will put a cigarette out in my eye in penance.
You starting Cambo?
Guessed it was Wino 15 posts back. It was the blonde hair that gave it away
So, Wino........i know who i'm looking for in Manchester now
I somehow think you may be approaching a lot of other people first!
Mobile phones it is then:)
Yep!
Steve Campbell wrote:
Wino wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Wino wrote: Quite incredible really - you mentioning my Mum. After all, I was about 5 - my big bro and I had very odd haircuts for 1986 - even for infants, don't you think? She also did that spitting on hand followed by hand compression on childs head routine I think judging by the lack of little curls on bro's head! :D
Here Wino is there still a modern pic of you in your profile? just to prove my point.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Phew, you missed the obvious anyway.....:D
GRRRRRRR Teeeeth gritted I hate people workin things out before me. Damnit I'm missing something. might just have to unleash that other baby pic :D
I'm shocked and appalled Steve. You must be REALLY tired. Look, absorb, respond. Threaten if you like, not worried.:D
Great image of Bonzette walking around Manchester trying to drag nine-year-old blonde girls into the pub.
BIGINOIL wrote: Great image of Bonzette walking around Manchester trying to drag nine-year-old blonde girls into the pub.
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BIGINOIL wrote: Great image of Bonzette walking around Manchester trying to drag nine-year-old blonde girls into the pub.
So loud my bro just came in to see WTF was wrong with me.
Wino wrote: Classic - haven't stopped yet!
The image........
Someone may have to put up bail!
Wino wrote: Classic - haven't stopped yet!
The image........
In my image I dunno what's funnier....bonz tryin to spirit the kiddies away or the young mancunian lasses saying "alright then but makin it a double ya southen bastard"
Steve Campbell wrote:
Wino wrote: Classic - haven't stopped yet!
The image........
In my image I dunno what's funnier....bonz tryin to spirit the kiddies away or the young mancunian lasses saying "alright then but makin it a double ya southen bastard"
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Steve Campbell wrote:
Wino wrote: Classic - haven't stopped yet!
The image........
In my image I dunno what's funnier....bonz tryin to spirit the kiddies away or the young mancunian lasses saying "alright then but makin it a double ya southen bastard"
Fucking hell, the laughing is hurting now... Owwwwww
Less of the southeren bastard thanks! Bitch will do just fine.![]()
Bonzette wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Wino wrote: Classic - haven't stopped yet!
The image........
In my image I dunno what's funnier....bonz tryin to spirit the kiddies away or the young mancunian lasses saying "alright then but makin it a double ya southen bastard"
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Fucking hell, the laughing is hurting now... Owwwwww
Less of the southeren bastard thanks! Bitch will do just fine.
I doubt you'll hear anything so mild from a a mancunian 9 yrold.
Steve Campbell wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Wino wrote: Classic - haven't stopped yet!
The image........
In my image I dunno what's funnier....bonz tryin to spirit the kiddies away or the young mancunian lasses saying "alright then but makin it a double ya southen bastard"
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Fucking hell, the laughing is hurting now... Owwwwww
Less of the southeren bastard thanks! Bitch will do just fine.
I doubt you'll hear anything so mild from a a mancunian 9 yrold.
STOP! Order had just been restored.........well, in my brain anyway....![]()
Restoration implies a return to a natural state! hardly the right word to use in conjunction with your brain and order.
This is stupid - we'll be able to tell the 9-year olds aren't Wino by the Bennie hanging out of the corner of their mouths.
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Steve Campbell wrote: Restoration implies a return to a natural state! hardly the right word to use in conjunction with your brain and order.
Hey!
BIGINOIL wrote: This is stupid - we'll be able to tell the 9-year olds aren't Wino by the Bennie hanging out of the corner of their mouths.
In Manchester? Really?
Your previous post by the way I found mildly amusing. I've mopped the floor now. Time for a post cigarette...oh no, I've quit haven't I?
BIGINOIL wrote: This is stupid - we'll be able to tell the 9-year olds aren't Wino by the Bennie hanging out of the corner of their mouths.
If a Bennie is a Benson and hedges...that's 6 yr olds you have there. by 7 it's weed and by 9 they are most easily spotted by the crack pipe.
sub1911 wrote: I'd say
Mick the singer from Simply Red?
Just guessing..
Now, I've really got to get the mop out............
BIGINOIL wrote: Holding back the years?
You look like you're holding back something...
In that pic? yeah, worringly now you mention it.........
Now? As I said, mop is ready with bucket and a touch of dettol!![]()
You think spitting on your hair is bad? My mother used to cut our fringes by putting sellotape on our hair to get a straight line! I shit you not. My friends didn't believe me so i got my mum to tell them and she still couldn't understand why people found it funny! Beats cutting round a bowl i suppose.
Wouldn't mind but my fringe was NEVER straight!