I'm in love with Bonzette, honestly.
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Oh you mean so much to me cause I love you cause your name begins with B
I say that is a very good reason :)
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I'm in love with Bonzette, honestly.
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Oh you mean so much to me cause I love you cause your name begins with B
I say that is a very good reason :)
NObabe wrote: I'm in love with Bonzette, honestly.
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Oh you mean so much to me cause I love you cause your name begins with B
I say that is a very good reason :)
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What can i say ????????????
Dead chuffed![]()
YEP!
Always fall in love with someone i should not have fallen in love with- not that i've ever been in love!![]()
We were together since we were five She was so pretty Emma was a star in everyone's eyes And when she said she'd be a movie queen Nobody laughed Her face like an angel She could be anything Emily Emma Emily I'm gonna write your name high on that silver screen Emily Emma Emily I'm gonna make you the biggest star this world has ever seen
Wino wrote: HA HA HA HA HA!
Erm.........where do I go from here..............
Dunno about you....but i'm off to Argos for a DV camera and a pile of blank media.
NObabe wrote: We were together since we were five She was so pretty Emma was a star in everyone's eyes And when she said she'd be a movie queen Nobody laughed Her face like an angel She could be anything Emily Emma Emily I'm gonna write your name high on that silver screen Emily Emma Emily I'm gonna make you the biggest star this world has ever seen
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behave will you woman????????
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Erm.............don't give this secret away to Kershaw will you?![]()
Steve Campbell wrote:
Wino wrote: HA HA HA HA HA!
Erm.........where do I go from here..............
Dunno about you....but i'm off to Argos for a DV camera and a pile of blank media.
No shows!![]()
Bonzette wrote: Erm.............don't give this secret away to Kershaw will you?
Explain Kershaw! Tsk
'Kin 'ell.........................am I the only sort of semi half serious person here?.......... I answered the question and everything..............
NObabe wrote:
Bonzette wrote: Erm.............don't give this secret away to Kershaw will you?
Explain Kershaw! Tsk
nah, nah, nah
You got it wrong...........was a joke thing from earlier when we were talking about having secrets on here! I said i had none, but now...............you've given the game away![]()
NObabe wrote:
Bonzette wrote: Erm.............don't give this secret away to Kershaw will you?
Explain Kershaw! Tsk
LOL Me, Missy Jem and a team of top anthropologists, xeno-psychologists and moleculer biologists have been trying to do that for months.
Wino wrote: 'Kin 'ell.........................am I the only sort of semi half serious person here?.......... I answered the question and everything..............
Never been in love![]()
Steve Campbell wrote:
NObabe wrote:
Bonzette wrote: Erm.............don't give this secret away to Kershaw will you?
Explain Kershaw! Tsk
LOL Me, Missy Jem and a team of top anthropologists, xeno-psychologists and moleculer biologists have been trying to do that for months.
Nice one, Stevs
Wino wrote: 'Kin 'ell.........................am I the only sort of semi half serious person here?.......... I answered the question and everything..............
Did you?
Anyway, exchange the word serious for non-gibbering-mental-case and you're on a winner there young lady.
What IS love anyway??? Everyone has their own definition! Is it the beating of your heart when you see that 'someone'; is it the knowing what that someone is going to say before they say it....is it going around Tesco and picking up what you know they like/need?.......or is it just that YOU know that they love YOU? And can you tell that person absolutely - and I do mean absolutely - everything? If the answer to all the above is yes, then you are well and truly in love with someone. If it's not, you're not. If you're just comfortable with someone and think you cant live without them, but none of the above apply, then maybe you need to reassess why you fell in love in the first place!
I've been reading the love poets tonight, so..........
Steve Campbell wrote:
Wino wrote: 'Kin 'ell.........................am I the only sort of semi half serious person here?.......... I answered the question and everything..............
Did you?
Anyway, exchange the word serious for non-gibbering-mental-case and you're on a winner there young lady.
BIG round hairy ones!
Wino wrote: What IS love anyway??? Everyone has their own definition! Is it the beating of your heart when you see that 'someone'; is it the knowing what that someone is going to say before they say it....is it going around Tesco and picking up what you know they like/need?.......or is it just that YOU know that they love YOU? And can you tell that person absolutely - and I do mean absolutely - everything? If the answer to all the above is yes, then you are well and truly in love with someone. If it's not, you're not. If you're just comfortable with someone and think you cant live without them, but none of the above apply, then maybe you need to reassess why you fell in love in the first place!
I've been reading the love poets tonight, so..........
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YESSSSSSSSS
Ooops, did I cum out loud?? ![]()
Wino wrote: BIG round hairy ones!
Well if that's the reason you fell in love with someone, deary me Wino :D
NObabe wrote:
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YESSSSSSSSS
Ooops, did I cum out loud??
Well guys, the oldest question in the minds of the male population here has been answered.
Is Maya a moaner or a screamer. The truth's out. A screamer Sadly, also a mat muncher.
Steve Campbell wrote:
NObabe wrote:
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YESSSSSSSSS
Ooops, did I cum out loud??
Well guys, the oldest question in the minds of the male population here has been answered.
Is Maya a moaner or a screamer. The truth's out. A screamer Sadly, also a mat muncher.
Jealousy! What can i say????????????
Steve Campbell wrote:
NObabe wrote:
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YESSSSSSSSS
Ooops, did I cum out loud??
Well guys, the oldest question in the minds of the male population here has been answered.
Is Maya a moaner or a screamer. The truth's out. A screamer Sadly, also a mat muncher.
Please now, don't.
I've got to put the conkers back into the airing cupboard - they're not ready to 'hatch' yet!
Steve Campbell wrote:
NObabe wrote:
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YESSSSSSSSS
Ooops, did I cum out loud??
Well guys, the oldest question in the minds of the male population here has been answered.
Is Maya a moaner or a screamer. The truth's out. A screamer Sadly, also a mat muncher.
I don't scream when you're around ![]()
NObabe wrote:
I don't scream when you're around
You aint seen me naked tho :D
all this banter on my part is to hde the fact that I have NEVER in my life fallen in love with someone i SHOULD have.
:(
Steve Campbell wrote:
NObabe wrote:
I don't scream when you're around
You aint seen me naked tho :D
all this banter on my part is to hde the fact that I have NEVER in my life fallen in love with someone i SHOULD have.
:(
And so, the story is.............? U started this and YOU owe me one!
NObabe wrote: me?? I owe you nothing Wino, Bonza's my bitch, lol
Not quite what I meant.,............but hey ho![]()
Wino wrote: What IS love anyway??? Everyone has their own definition! Is it the beating of your heart when you see that 'someone'; is it the knowing what that someone is going to say before they say it....is it going around Tesco and picking up what you know they like/need?.......or is it just that YOU know that they love YOU? And can you tell that person absolutely - and I do mean absolutely - everything? If the answer to all the above is yes, then you are well and truly in love with someone. If it's not, you're not. If you're just comfortable with someone and think you cant live without them, but none of the above apply, then maybe you need to reassess why you fell in love in the first place!
I've been reading the love poets tonight, so..........
All is fair in love and war- right???????????
Ok, i can answer all of those things............Love?????????Fuck..........but.............better just deal with it!
London xxx
Love means never having to say "I'm sorry...I'll pay for the dry cleaning" ![]()
I've been there countless times, of course I could've made it all better by letting the girl in question know about it. But that's not my way...![]()
And thus, no :sex: for :(
Sorry to repeat myself but...........big hairy round ones - the only person anyone is capable of loving - truly - is themselves or their children! Miss Hardnosed Cow from the Midlands, Uk.
love is one of these things. you can not help who you fall in love with. when you are in love the other person is perfect. obviously nobody is perfect. heck what i'm trying to say love is that being in love is never wrong.
just don't fall for some psycho nutcase who abuses you. or you fall victim to a stalker. don't laugh i had one. it was a lady a few years older than me who i once worked with. and yes don't let love turn you into a stalker. if the other person does not reciprocate then well either give them time and space, or move on.
so i guess i've just proved my own argument wrong, yes you can fall in love with the wrong person. it however is a wonderful feeling.
Ronald Kirsch wrote: love is one of these things. you can not help who you fall in love with. when you are in love the other person is perfect. obviously nobody is perfect. heck what i'm trying to say love is that being in love is never wrong.
just don't fall for some psycho nutcase who abuses you. or you fall victim to a stalker. don't laugh i had one. it was a lady a few years older than me who i once worked with. and yes don't let love turn you into a stalker. if the other person does not reciprocate then well either give them time and space, or move on.
so i guess i've just proved my own argument wrong, yes you can fall in love with the wrong person. it however is a wonderful feeling.
Agreed, Ron ![]()
Ever Fallen In Love with Someone You shouldn't Have Fallen In Love With (Buzzcocks)?
That's The Story Of My Life (Smiths).
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Ever Fallen In Love with Someone You shouldn't Have Fallen In Love With (Buzzcocks)?
That's The Story Of My Life (Smiths).
The Smiths? I thought that was the Velvet Underground ![]()
If You Find Yourself Caught in Love (Belle and Sebastian)
Love Hurts (Gram Parsons...or Nazareth) :p
I don't fall in love, because I know any one I would happen to fall in love with would not love me back. That's just how it works for me. Anyone who I was moderately interested in as a teen - and they did seem interested in me at some points - just either disappeared or lost interest because I'm a boring bastard. I just figure love is just going to be elusive.
It's one thing to fall in love...it's quite another to tell that person that you love how you feel ![]()
Taboo # 7 wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Ever Fallen In Love with Someone You shouldn't Have Fallen In Love With (Buzzcocks)?
That's The Story Of My Life (Smiths).
The Smiths? I thought that was the Velvet Underground
Call me morbid, call me pale I've spent six years on your trail Six long years On your trail
Call me morbid, call me pale I've spent six years on your trail Six full years of my life on your trail
And if you have five seconds to spare Then I'll tell you the story of my life : Sixteen, clumsy and shy I went to London and I I booked myself in at the Y ... W.C.A. I said : "I like it here - can I stay ? I like it here - can I stay ? Do you have a vacancy For a Back-scrubber?"
She was left behind, and sour And she wrote to me, equally dour She said : "In the days when you were Hopelessly poor I just liked you more..."
And if you have five seconds to spare Then I'll tell you the story of my life : Sixteen, clumsy and shy I went to London and I I booked myself in at the Y ... W.C.A. I said : "I like it here - can I stay ? I like it here - can I stay ? And do you have a vacancy For a Back-scrubber ?"
Call me morbid, call me pale I've spent too long on your trail Far too long Chasing your tail Oh ...
And if you have five seconds to spare Then I'll tell you the story of my life : Sixteen, clumsy and shy That's the story of my life Sixteen, clumsy and shy The story of my life That's the story of my life That's the story of my life That's the story of my life The story of my life That's the story of my life That's the story of my life That's the story of my life That's the story of my life That's the story of my life That's the story ...
NObabe wrote: I'm in love with Bonzette, honestly.
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Oh you mean so much to me cause I love you cause your name begins with B
I say that is a very good reason :)
I'll give her a kiss for you in Manchester ,Maya![]()
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Ever Fallen In Love with Someone You shouldn't Have Fallen In Love With (Buzzcocks)?
That's The Story Of My Life (Smiths).
The Smiths? I thought that was the Velvet Underground
Call me morbid, call me pale I've spent six years on your trail Six long years On your trail
...
That song's called Half A Person.....
It's also not much fun to hear the girl you love go on and on about how much of a jerk her new boyfriend is (as I found out today). ![]()
I was trying to have a decent ham and cheese sandwich lunch by myself and was joined by a fellow coworker who also has troubles with the ladies, and finally by the girl I really like. She went on and on about how much of a jerk her boyfriend is, and after a while I just got up and left. I'm not proud of moments like that where I get super-pissed and just walk away, but I figured better to do that then say something I might regret. ![]()
to crystallise my earlier statement, you may not be able to help who you fall in love with, but you can not force that person to love you.
Taboo # 7 wrote: It's also not much fun to hear the girl you love go on and on about how much of a jerk her new boyfriend is (as I found out today).
I was trying to have a decent ham and cheese sandwich lunch by myself and was joined by a fellow coworker who also has troubles with the ladies, and finally by the girl I really like. She went on and on about how much of a jerk her boyfriend is, and after a while I just got up and left. I'm not proud of moments like that where I get super-pissed and just walk away, but I figured better to do that then say something I might regret.
I hate when girls do that, too. Every girl I've been friends with always talks about her boyfriend problems with me. I just want to tell her, "If you don't like him, just break up. It's that easy." Or, "What do you expect me to know? I've never had a boyfriend."
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: It's also not much fun to hear the girl you love go on and on about how much of a jerk her new boyfriend is (as I found out today).
I was trying to have a decent ham and cheese sandwich lunch by myself and was joined by a fellow coworker who also has troubles with the ladies, and finally by the girl I really like. She went on and on about how much of a jerk her boyfriend is, and after a while I just got up and left. I'm not proud of moments like that where I get super-pissed and just walk away, but I figured better to do that then say something I might regret.
I hate when girls do that, too. Every girl I've been friends with always talks about her boyfriend problems with me. I just want to tell her, "If you don't like him, just break up. It's that easy." Or, "What do you expect me to know? I've never had a boyfriend."
Or "I'm sorry, since when am I the Oracle at Delphi?" (just to mess with 'em a bit if they don't know their mythology) :p
I like this girl immensely, but if she thinks I want to sit there and listen to her complain about her boyfriend problems she is slightly mental. Life is too short ![]()
Taboo # 7 wrote:
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: It's also not much fun to hear the girl you love go on and on about how much of a jerk her new boyfriend is (as I found out today).
I was trying to have a decent ham and cheese sandwich lunch by myself and was joined by a fellow coworker who also has troubles with the ladies, and finally by the girl I really like. She went on and on about how much of a jerk her boyfriend is, and after a while I just got up and left. I'm not proud of moments like that where I get super-pissed and just walk away, but I figured better to do that then say something I might regret.
I hate when girls do that, too. Every girl I've been friends with always talks about her boyfriend problems with me. I just want to tell her, "If you don't like him, just break up. It's that easy." Or, "What do you expect me to know? I've never had a boyfriend."
Or "I'm sorry, since when am I the Oracle at Delphi?" (just to mess with 'em a bit if they don't know their mythology) :p
I like this girl immensely, but if she thinks I want to sit there and listen to her complain about her boyfriend problems she is slightly mental. Life is too short
well she trusts you enough to share her problems with you. the next time you could perhaps drop a few hints, like " if he such a bastard why don't you drop him etc."
Ronald Kirsch wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote:
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: It's also not much fun to hear the girl you love go on and on about how much of a jerk her new boyfriend is (as I found out today).
I was trying to have a decent ham and cheese sandwich lunch by myself and was joined by a fellow coworker who also has troubles with the ladies, and finally by the girl I really like. She went on and on about how much of a jerk her boyfriend is, and after a while I just got up and left. I'm not proud of moments like that where I get super-pissed and just walk away, but I figured better to do that then say something I might regret.
I hate when girls do that, too. Every girl I've been friends with always talks about her boyfriend problems with me. I just want to tell her, "If you don't like him, just break up. It's that easy." Or, "What do you expect me to know? I've never had a boyfriend."
Or "I'm sorry, since when am I the Oracle at Delphi?" (just to mess with 'em a bit if they don't know their mythology) :p
I like this girl immensely, but if she thinks I want to sit there and listen to her complain about her boyfriend problems she is slightly mental. Life is too short
well she trusts you enough to share her problems with you. the next time you could perhaps drop a few hints, like " if he such a bastard why don't you drop him etc."
That's never worked for me before. Trust me, this ain't my first time acting as a sounding board for a girl's relationship problems ![]()
Ronald Kirsch wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote:
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: It's also not much fun to hear the girl you love go on and on about how much of a jerk her new boyfriend is (as I found out today).
I was trying to have a decent ham and cheese sandwich lunch by myself and was joined by a fellow coworker who also has troubles with the ladies, and finally by the girl I really like. She went on and on about how much of a jerk her boyfriend is, and after a while I just got up and left. I'm not proud of moments like that where I get super-pissed and just walk away, but I figured better to do that then say something I might regret.
I hate when girls do that, too. Every girl I've been friends with always talks about her boyfriend problems with me. I just want to tell her, "If you don't like him, just break up. It's that easy." Or, "What do you expect me to know? I've never had a boyfriend."
Or "I'm sorry, since when am I the Oracle at Delphi?" (just to mess with 'em a bit if they don't know their mythology) :p
I like this girl immensely, but if she thinks I want to sit there and listen to her complain about her boyfriend problems she is slightly mental. Life is too short
well she trusts you enough to share her problems with you. the next time you could perhaps drop a few hints, like " if he such a bastard why don't you drop him etc."
That doesn't work. She usually says that she "loves him" nevertheless.
yes i know what you guys mean. some girls are like that. they share their problems with you because they don't consider you a threat. it has happened to me more than once as well. it is not nice when they only want to share their problems and not the good times. i still say it is a start, and give it a shot. who knows you may becaome good friends and from there things could eventualy progress. then again if she is too hung up about about that bloke, then move on, and don't worry about her. as i said you can not force the other person to love you.
Taboo # 7 wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote:
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: It's also not much fun to hear the girl you love go on and on about how much of a jerk her new boyfriend is (as I found out today).
I was trying to have a decent ham and cheese sandwich lunch by myself and was joined by a fellow coworker who also has troubles with the ladies, and finally by the girl I really like. She went on and on about how much of a jerk her boyfriend is, and after a while I just got up and left. I'm not proud of moments like that where I get super-pissed and just walk away, but I figured better to do that then say something I might regret.
I hate when girls do that, too. Every girl I've been friends with always talks about her boyfriend problems with me. I just want to tell her, "If you don't like him, just break up. It's that easy." Or, "What do you expect me to know? I've never had a boyfriend."
Or "I'm sorry, since when am I the Oracle at Delphi?" (just to mess with 'em a bit if they don't know their mythology) :p
I like this girl immensely, but if she thinks I want to sit there and listen to her complain about her boyfriend problems she is slightly mental. Life is too short
well she trusts you enough to share her problems with you. the next time you could perhaps drop a few hints, like " if he such a bastard why don't you drop him etc."
That's never worked for me before. Trust me, this ain't my first time acting as a sounding board for a girl's relationship problems
Clueless: "Oh boo-hoo-hoo! Poor me! My boyfriend is such a jerk. Boo-hoo-hoo."
Tabbsy: (Getting up to leave) "Yeah, that's tough. Too bad you're not with someone who cares about you." (walks away).
the last two girls with whom i had a chance both ended up marrying farmers. the first on said she would never end up with a farmer, and now she is bored shitles on that farm, as she is no longer teaching. the second said she was perfectly happy being single and marriage was the last thing on her mind. so no matter what they say, you can never tell. anway they are great girls and we are still mates.
This thread has rapidly turned into an agony aunt column.![]()
FTR, I have, but they hate me, so there's no point.
john kershaw wrote: i'm "supposed" to be in love at the moment.
(but not with Partizan B and Arsenal fans)
In your dreams!
john kershaw wrote: i'm "supposed" to be in love at the moment.
(but not with Partizan B and Arsenal fans)
What does "supposed" mean? Either you are or you ain't!
Bet your bloody hard work!![]()
john kershaw wrote: i'm "supposed" to be in love at the moment.
(but not with Partizan B and Arsenal fans)
PHEW!! ![]()
Missy Jem wrote: Can i get some of this lezzer action, i feel neglected!
yeah...pop round to mine with another bird, and i'll watch.
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Hey nice day to fuck my connection up Mr ISP
All this lesbo love in stuff is depressing as hell, how can we mere men compete.
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: It's a Thin Line Between Love and Hate (Pretenders).
"She says that love is for fools who fall behind I'm somewhere in between I never really know a killer from a saviour"