In 4 weeks time i will be quitting my job at ASDA 
:) :D
So i need suggestions on things to do on my last day, keeping in mind that i will still probably shop there ;)
How can i leave a lasting memory?
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Originally posted by live and let live Hide some chicken breasts behind the boxes of Persil Automatic, should stink the gaff out
Good suggestion...
Maybe i could swipe some salmon fillets, they would work better. They'd be discovered too fast behind persil... so, what do we never sell any of... hmmm...
You could assist in the bakery department by inserting a couple of kippers in with the dough to produce a large bloomer for your customers
Alternatively, you could paint a red dot on your forehead sit and the till.
Originally posted by xxSpookiexx You could assist in the bakery department by inserting a couple of kippers in with the dough to produce a large bloomer for your customers
"Give us this day, our daily bread". Make sure it's a crusty one though.
I'm off there now for a nice short 8 hour shift stacking pop... woohoo!
I want at least 700 suggestions by the time i get home tonight.
Seeya later
How about baking a nice "spacecake", and sharing it with your soon to be ex-collegues? Garantueed succes(apart from the occasional rush-to-hospital-empty-stomach-case)
4 weeks time? 
That should be enough time to grow a beard Major;)
So I suggest this - and dressing in the tightest leather gear you can get yer hands on - you'll have to borrow the Hooky Mullet wig (a la True Faith video) you'll probably find that in a charity shop (well, you shop there anyway don't ye? ) Then start practising growling and generally looking moody - waltz into the announcement booth and sing "Dreams Never End" that would be a funny way to end yer stay
Come on Major Wonderboy - you know what to so - STOCK UP ON EVERYTHING YOU FANCY, THEN LEG IT OUT AS QUICKLY AS POSS WITHOUT BOTHERING TO LOOK BACK. I thought that would be pretty obvious. That's what I did anyway, when I used to work in Presto (North-East supermarket chain) in the late 80s... heh heh... :evil2:
Get yourself one case of canned green beans...one case of canned dog food...and then switch the labels...
or if you have lots of time on your hands, just grab as many different cans of vegetables as you can, take of ALL the labels, and then tape them back on...RANDOMLY!!!!!
Originally posted by Grigori Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd Get yourself one case of canned green beans...one case of canned dog food...and then switch the labels...or if you have lots of time on your hands, just grab as many different cans of vegetables as you can, take of ALL the labels, and then tape them back on...RANDOMLY!!!!!
I'll second Mr. Sputin's emotion. Nice one, sir!! I wish I were that clever and 
Thankyou all for your wonderful suggestions.
I have, however, decided to go for a nice and simple napalming of the crisps aisle.... thankyou and goodnight.
I was going to suggest putting a stink bomb somewhere in the vicinity of the vents, so that the store might hopefully filled with an upleasant odor. As I learned when my *asshole* 13 year old cousin put one in my car, it takes a while for the thing to dissipate..........
