Working from home.

doddle innit?

I can think of a few good reasons why working from home is better than going in.

1. After the 9am random email to your boss to prove you are up you dont need to do anymore work.

2. Masturbation is not frowned upon

3. If you choose to masturbate you dont get caught (I know someone who should have took this advice)

4. You dont have to let farts seep. You can let rip.

5. If they smell, all the better.

6. My bed is comfier than my work chair.

7. No one is the wiser unless you do something daft like end up on telly.

8. You dont have to listen to people going 'ner ner ner ner ner'

Wish i worked from home. I'd have the telly on all day, even though it is abysmal. I'd probably drink wine too.

You're a lucky lucky man BA.

everytime our computers go down, i offer to work from home, but he ba$%*s won't let me.

Working from home for me unfortunately tended to coincide with particularly crucial stages in Football Manager seasons, or batches of CDs to burn. Don't get a lot of chance at the moment, far too busy with meetings!

I work from home often..

I tend to slack off more at work than home.. because the quicker i get it done the quicker i can go out!

i'd have to asassinate next doors yapping jack russell terrier first though.

Have gun, will travel

john kershaw wrote: i'd have to asassinate next doors yapping jack russell terrier first though.

Try listening to Zeus here on the left............. I have to throw him biscuits over the fence when I take a call to shut him up! The bloody house shakes......

I work from home most afternoons, which is great and I much prefer it to working in an office environment. The disadvantage is, you can get easily distracted.............. :)

Wino wrote:

john kershaw wrote: i'd have to asassinate next doors yapping jack russell terrier first though.

Try listening to Zeus here on the left............. I have to throw him biscuits over the fence when I take a call to shut him up! The bloody house shakes......

I work from home most afternoons, which is great and I much prefer it to working in an office environment. The disadvantage is, you can get easily distracted.............. :)

Was wondering when you and that other skiver would show up here. But she's already off for the weekend LOL

Skiver? Skiver?..........what a nerve! I have just taken the messages, replied to VERY important enquiries, fed the cat, put the tumble dryer on, and oh yes,.............started PACKING MY BAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!And, I start work at 6am on Monday morning and will not return for at least 12 hours, ditto Tues, Wed, Thursday. On feet - not arse! Cheek.:D

Wino wrote:

john kershaw wrote: i'd have to asassinate next doors yapping jack russell terrier first though.

Try listening to Zeus here on the left............. I have to throw him biscuits over the fence when I take a call to shut him up! The bloody house shakes......

I work from home most afternoons, which is great and I much prefer it to working in an office environment. The disadvantage is, you can get easily distracted.............. :)

bloody ell, that looks like Zoltan - Hound of Dracula.

Wino wrote:

john kershaw wrote: i'd have to asassinate next doors yapping jack russell terrier first though.

Try listening to Zeus here on the left............. I have to throw him biscuits over the fence when I take a call to shut him up! The bloody house shakes......

I work from home most afternoons, which is great and I much prefer it to working in an office environment. The disadvantage is, you can get easily distracted.............. :)

yeah...by the contents of me fridge.

I've always been self employed so I've never experienced the office environment. Part of me quite fancies trying it to see what it's like but I know deep down I'd probably hate it.

Been working from home since September last year. Not having somewhere to be every morning took a bit of getting used to. I succumbed to the temptation of an extra hour far too often. Once you get the self discipline bit sorted though it's excellent. I wait til after 5 before I get involved in self-abuse though.

Don't let the 8 stones put you off. When he jumps up at me, apart from nearly knocking me over, he is taller than me. However, he is stupid. And I mean, REALLY stupid.

He's gorgeous. I love that expression on his face, bless him.

What time you in Dry tomorrow Wino?

Wino wrote: Don't let the 8 stones put you off. When he jumps up at me, apart from nearly knocking me over, he is taller than me. However, he is stupid. And I mean, REALLY stupid.

most ram/dogs usually are. where'd he get that horn thing from on top of his head?

Missy Jem wrote: He's gorgeous. I love that expression on his face, bless him.

What time you in Dry tomorrow Wino?

its called waiting for the kill.

the pools of blood are not in picture.

Big scary dogs are fun. Especially ffriendly ones....they come over and give you that "stroke me" nudge.

it nearly knocks you over, and if they have to do it a 2nd time, there is always a definite implication that non-stroking would be a Bad Thing. But the bigger and scarier they are, invariably the dumber..... good thing too, cos if they ever worked out the relative chances of ferocious dog (essentially teeth and a ringpiece connected by muscle and aggro) and skiny monkey descendant....well, it'd be a short relationship.

Missy Jem wrote: He's gorgeous. I love that expression on his face, bless him.

What time you in Dry tomorrow Wino?

Not sure....meeting up with Bonz & escort at our hotel. Get into Piccadilly at around 1, so we're having a quickie in the hotel I think and so I would imagine sometime around 3? It could of course, all go pear shape.:)

john kershaw wrote:

Wino wrote: Don't let the 8 stones put you off. When he jumps up at me, apart from nearly knocking me over, he is taller than me. However, he is stupid. And I mean, REALLY stupid.

most ram/dogs usually are. where'd he get that horn thing from on top of his head?

If you look closely (I see what you mean), it's the wooden bit on the arm of the sofa!

I should probably add - he is looking at my daughter who was standing slightly to the left of me taking the pic - it was the only way we could get him to sit down - and still at the same time - she had his favourite in her hand - an Orio cookie!

Wino wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: He's gorgeous. I love that expression on his face, bless him.

What time you in Dry tomorrow Wino?

Not sure....meeting up with Bonz & escort at our hotel. Get into Piccadilly at around 1, so we're having a quickie in the hotel I think and so I would imagine sometime around 3? It could of course, all go pear shape.:)

Bonzy uses escort agencies hey!

male or female?

... and they're having a quickie in the hotel fffnnnnarrrr

Missy Jem wrote: ... and they're having a quickie in the hotel fffnnnnarrrr

offski folks - early dart. have a goodun tomorrow night. need to get home quick. get changed. out to the pub.

***its Belle & Sebastian tonight*** chow!