Chorley don't Surf, but we do !
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I don't remember seeing Fradley in Joshua's 
I met everyone else but not the Good Doctor.Hello to everyone i did meet (Rocket,Wino ,who was great fun on the train home with Vicky.Diggy,Al,Biginoil,JOhnny Giles,BA,who nearly made me miss the gig by ...erm sorting me out!..Bonz,Ness,lucyjane.Midnightblue,James Thomas,and many more!)Cheers for the CDs ,Mike
I ended up listening to them at 4am in my hostel.
Oh and Missy Jem looks great in the flesh!.Not as great as Bonz though:) and Wino, who i have to say has a great arse in them Jeans:)
Johnny wrote: Oh and Missy Jem looks great in the flesh!.Not as great as Bonz though:) and Wino, who i have to say has a great arse in them Jeans:)
Nice one Johnny. A master demonstration in "How to get your arse kicked by a girl"
Johnny wrote: I don't remember seeing Fradley in Joshua's
Oh and Missy Jem looks great in the flesh!.Not as great as Bonz though:) and Wino, who i have to say has a great arse in them Jeans:)
We lost Johnny last night everyone...........but we found him again this morning and have delivered him back to you safe and sound!
Johnny wrote: Oh and Missy Jem looks great in the flesh!.Not as great as Bonz though
Well worth talking to Missy Jem just to clock some of the cleavage on her mates. Tremendous. 
Al Jarvis wrote:
Johnny wrote: Oh and Missy Jem looks great in the flesh!.Not as great as Bonz though
Well worth talking to Missy Jem just to clock some of the cleavage on her mates. Tremendous.
Yeah she's mentioned her pussy posse a few times, she seems to think they're all hotter than she is, but i'm sure it's fiction. Jem speaks very highly of you Mr Jarvis :)
Jem's mates were two girls and a guy. I've just remembered that I'm supposed to be meeting the guy for a beer tomorrow night. We swapped phone numbers and everything!
(He won't call - they never do!)
Steve Campbell wrote: Jem speaks ...
Oh, she can speak again? That's good news. Last time I saw her, coherent speech was NOT part of her repertoir!
Well worth talking to Missy Jem just to clock some of the cleavage on her mates. Tremendous.
Cleavage, that's where the badges are , honest !
BIGINOIL wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: Jem speaks ...
Oh, she can speak again? That's good news. Last time I saw her, coherent speech was NOT part of her repertoir!
I know I witnessed it via the miracle of telecommunications
after a couple of minutes..... I put Barber's adaggio for strings on, it suited the scene all too well.
Funny you should say that. I was attempting to listen to her against the backing of various drunk Mancs with guitars with Ryder wailing over the top.
Went perfectly!
(I'm getting loads in before she gets online tomorrow - something tells me I'm going to get a slagging!)
Steve Campbell wrote: Yeah she's mentioned her pussy posse a few times, she seems to think they're all hotter than she is, but i'm sure it's fiction.
They could've had three heads each, I just remember thinking great tits.
Al Jarvis wrote: They could've had three heads each
On of them did, I think. At least two anyway.
At both of you.
Al can I have your NO collection when your gone :D
As for you Col me old son, she WAS saying lovely things about you as well.
BTW.....that was her "pacing herself"
Christ what's full on like.
BIGINOIL wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote: They could've had three heads each
On of them did, I think. At least two anyway.
And I thought she was kidding about the Zaphod beeblebrox look being common in Bolton. LOL
I think credit should go to Steve for mobilising the chicks.
And for stabbing me in the leg from so far away!
Did you get my email?
BIGINOIL wrote: I think credit should go to Steve for mobilising the chicks.
And for stabbing me in the leg from so far away!
Did you get my email?
I did :D should probably reply then shouldn;t I LOL
Tell me, during this telekinetic leg stabbage....there wasn't a dark haired, terrifyingly gobby pisshead from Bolton nearby was there?
Steve Campbell wrote: there wasn't a dark haired, terrifyingly gobby pisshead from Bolton nearby was there?
She was BEHIND me!
Bonzette wrote:
Johnny wrote: I don't remember seeing Fradley in Joshua's
Oh and Missy Jem looks great in the flesh!.Not as great as Bonz though:) and Wino, who i have to say has a great arse in them Jeans:)
Thankyou Bonz. Johnny's alive!!!.Thanks for the concern.Much appreciated
Lost and found! .But i still managed to see Johnny Marr,Doves (shame about the Badly Drawn Boy collabb.Never mind),and New Order and the jam at the end.
Oh and i have to give the obligatory :finger: to the girl who was standing there trying to look like Kate fuckin' Lawler or something who moaned at me for pushing during Doves.Um ,a)i was being pushed myself by the person behind me and b) it's a fucking moshpit!! ,JEEEZZZ!!!! .This is getting all too frequent these days.HELLO MOSHPIT!. YOU'RE LIVE ON CHANNEL 4 .PLEASE DON'T SWEAR OR MOSH
Johnny wrote:
Oh and i have to give the obligatory :finger: to the girl who was standing there trying to look like Kate fuckin' Lawler or something who moaned at me for pushing during Doves.Um ,a)i was being pushed myself by the person behind me and b) it's a fucking moshpit!! ,JEEEZZZ!!!! .This is getting all too frequent these days.HELLO MOSHPIT!. YOU'RE LIVE ON CHANNEL 4 .PLEASE DON'T SWEAR OR MOSH
Have to laugh at people like that. I remember reading a letter written by some woman, published in Kerrang, about the crowd at the Green Day gig at Milton Keynes. She said she didn't get a good spot, the food was overpriced and the crowd were troublesome with their shouting and jumping.
I'e had people come up to me....slouched behind the sound desk in a pub (so only providing reinforcement) and say "can you not turn that own mate" FUCK OFF.
Ye,how many times does that happen?Just as your having a whale of a time at a gig,the music is taking you,your E is peaking and everything is really coming good and your loving it, and some shirty Doyless wants to reprimand you like she is your mother..Its inhibiting and should be against the law in my opinion 
Al Jarvis wrote:
Johnny wrote: Oh and Missy Jem looks great in the flesh!.Not as great as Bonz though
Well worth talking to Missy Jem just to clock some of the cleavage on her mates. Tremendous.
Did you preserve the moment with photos, Al?
:\pimp3:
Al Jarvis wrote:
Johnny wrote: Oh and Missy Jem looks great in the flesh!.Not as great as Bonz though
Well worth talking to Missy Jem just to clock some of the cleavage on her mates. Tremendous.
And i thought it was my witty repoir, repart, erm conversation.
BIGINOIL wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: there wasn't a dark haired, terrifyingly gobby pisshead from Bolton nearby was there?
She was BEHIND me!
I vaguely remember trying to kick you up the arse, but fell over 
Missy Jem wrote: And i thought it was my witty repoir, repart, erm conversation.
You do talking as well?! Wow. Woman of many talents. And nice-looking friends.
Al Jarvis wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: And i thought it was my witty repoir, repart, erm conversation.
You do talking as well?! Wow. Woman of many talents. And nice-looking friends.
jumping in front of a bus would be quicker Al. ;)
Steve Campbell wrote: jumping in front of a bus would be quicker Al.
Front-end, as opposed to being done by the back-end?!
Which is a bit harsh but the first thing that came into me head!
LOL if ya meant me. May whatever deity you believe in protect you if you meant Jemma :D
I'm stickin around to see if she can roundhouse kick over tcp/ip like chuck norris can.
( I am however forced to accept it as a distinct possibility that the only roundhouse kicked jem's ever performed was while attempting to pick up her gravy chip after 15 pints, wearing heels and a skirt.)
Steve Campbell wrote: LOL if ya meant me. May whatever deity you believe in protect you if you meant Jemma
Protect me?! I thought you were intimating the bus thing and I was just following your obvious lead.
She's only a girl, Stevo. They really ain't that scary when you get talking to them.
Al Jarvis wrote:
She's only a girl, Stevo. They really ain't that scary when you get talking to them.
Fook RIGHT off the pair of you :D
MOST of them aren't. You need to see, for example, my bestest of bests, Leanne, actually break limbs with dirty looks :D
Steve Campbell wrote: didn;t know Kershaw made it :D
On a serious note though- not good Missy!
Missy Jem wrote: Update on Saturday, i lost my credit card
That old one. Last seen on top of a toilet cistern.
Missy Jem wrote: You've just given me a spark of inspiration as to where it might be!
Along with your compact mirror.
BIGINOIL wrote: I've not seen my Nectar card since Saturday night!
You left in my bathroom. Er, along with your septum. 
I've not seen my Nectar card since Saturday night!
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