Al Jarvis wrote:
Johnny wrote: Oh and Missy Jem looks great in the flesh!.Not as great as Bonz though
Well worth talking to Missy Jem just to clock some of the cleavage on her mates. Tremendous.
Did you preserve the moment with photos, Al?
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Al Jarvis wrote:
Johnny wrote: Oh and Missy Jem looks great in the flesh!.Not as great as Bonz though
Well worth talking to Missy Jem just to clock some of the cleavage on her mates. Tremendous.
And i thought it was my witty repoir, repart, erm conversation.
BIGINOIL wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: there wasn't a dark haired, terrifyingly gobby pisshead from Bolton nearby was there?
She was BEHIND me!
I vaguely remember trying to kick you up the arse, but fell over 
Missy Jem wrote: And i thought it was my witty repoir, repart, erm conversation.
You do talking as well?! Wow. Woman of many talents. And nice-looking friends. 
Al Jarvis wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: And i thought it was my witty repoir, repart, erm conversation.
You do talking as well?! Wow. Woman of many talents. And nice-looking friends.
jumping in front of a bus would be quicker Al. ;)
Steve Campbell wrote: jumping in front of a bus would be quicker Al.
Front-end, as opposed to being done by the back-end?!
Which is a bit harsh but the first thing that came into me head! 
LOL if ya meant me. May whatever deity you believe in protect you if you meant Jemma :D
I'm stickin around to see if she can roundhouse kick over tcp/ip like chuck norris can.
( I am however forced to accept it as a distinct possibility that the only roundhouse kicked jem's ever performed was while attempting to pick up her gravy chip after 15 pints, wearing heels and a skirt.)
Steve Campbell wrote: LOL if ya meant me. May whatever deity you believe in protect you if you meant Jemma
Protect me?! I thought you were intimating the bus thing and I was just following your obvious lead.
She's only a girl, Stevo. They really ain't that scary when you get talking to them.
Al Jarvis wrote:
She's only a girl, Stevo. They really ain't that scary when you get talking to them.
Fook RIGHT off the pair of you :D
MOST of them aren't. You need to see, for example, my bestest of bests, Leanne, actually break limbs with dirty looks :D
Steve Campbell wrote: didn;t know Kershaw made it :D
On a serious note though- not good Missy!
Missy Jem wrote: Update on Saturday, i lost my credit card
That old one. Last seen on top of a toilet cistern.
Missy Jem wrote: You've just given me a spark of inspiration as to where it might be!
Along with your compact mirror.
BIGINOIL wrote: I've not seen my Nectar card since Saturday night!
You left in my bathroom. Er, along with your septum. 
I've not seen my Nectar card since Saturday night!
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