Jordan at Chinese New Year celebration

or another excuse to get drunk and do some crunk

Why??

not usually lost for a few words, but

what with the papers being plastered with topless pics of BB's Chantelle over the weekend, i must have missed that.

Yer man's gob is priceless

"yeah I know she's a vacuous tard and so am I, but say what you will..... I'll be scaling those peaks tonight"

Or is that Harvey?[1] (he must be a goof 5ft by now)

[1 that's what the fruit of loins is called right?

at least Peter Crouch is scoring off the field with Lauren Pope. wish he'd score more on it.

Message to Jordan:

Put. Them. Away. Now.

She dare not if she did, people would look at her eyes and see that they are soulless mindless empty pissholes in the snow, and just like I feel when I look at them....instantly want to either hurt her a lot, or at least get her the fuck out of public view....(young girls may grow up thinking it's cool to be a half silicone monozynaptic turd at the bottom of the gene pool).

Still, it could be worse you could be some equally vacuous scum who is faous purely for not liking Jordan.

GUYS...TRY IT..... Take your eyes of her tits for a minute....I realise that not all of you can do this, but please try. Look into her eyes......and tell me you'd like to chat to her over dinner, or have a good old laugh about the match with her.

neither have I, as I do not like footie a great deal, I was merely trying to think og a topic most males comprehend. While I succeeded in doing that, I neglected the basic concept that most men do not believe women worthy of conversation of any kind. Life support for a minge and all that.

I could take the moral high ground and call you all apes, but the fact of the matter is that while I have a lot of extremely close and trusted female friends (yes...In the real world), the rest of you have sex.

:(

I'll be in the corner crying if you need me ;)

john kershaw wrote: at least Peter Crouch is scoring off the field with Lauren Pope. wish he'd score more on it.

ugh he's so ugly and lanky. if he wasn't a mediocre football player he'd end up with this:

Steve Campbell wrote: neither have I, as I do not like footie a great deal, I was merely trying to think og a topic most males comprehend. While I succeeded in doing that, I neglected the basic concept that most men do not believe women worthy of conversation of any kind. Life support for a minge and all that.

I could take the moral high ground and call you all apes, but the fact of the matter is that while I have a lot of extremely close and trusted female friends (yes...In the real world), the rest of you have sex.

Sex is overrated

I'm tired of my boy pressuring me for teh sex0rs and ignoring the real bits of a relationship.

When girls say that they want someone who puts emphasis on romance over sex they get told by guys that they want a eunich, and are called frigid.

So what happens? Girls wind up spreading their legs and bearing it (or turning into an attention/real whore who hates herself) so that they can stay in their relationship. Then they wind up hating and resenting sex when they liked it just fine, before when they weren't bugged about having it every day.

That's why trusted guy friends are important. If I had a trusted guy friend, and a shitty relationship, i'd totally leave the shitty for the guy friend.

i'm rambling.

ugh

why did jordan decide to wear anything at all? ah well as long as she keeps peter andre out of australia.

Ronald Kirsch wrote: why did jordan decide to wear anything at all? ah well as long as she keeps peter andre out of australia.

ChrissMari wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: neither have I, as I do not like footie a great deal, I was merely trying to think og a topic most males comprehend. While I succeeded in doing that, I neglected the basic concept that most men do not believe women worthy of conversation of any kind. Life support for a minge and all that.

I could take the moral high ground and call you all apes, but the fact of the matter is that while I have a lot of extremely close and trusted female friends (yes...In the real world), the rest of you have sex.

Sex is overrated

I'm tired of my boy pressuring me for teh sex0rs and ignoring the real bits of a relationship.

When girls say that they want someone who puts emphasis on romance over sex they get told by guys that they want a eunich, and are called frigid.

So what happens? Girls wind up spreading their legs and bearing it (or turning into an attention/real whore who hates herself) so that they can stay in their relationship. Then they wind up hating and resenting sex when they liked it just fine, before when they weren't bugged about having it every day.

That's why trusted guy friends are important. If I had a trusted guy friend, and a shitty relationship, i'd totally leave the shitty for the guy friend.

i'm rambling.

ugh

I rather like sex actually (from what i remember ), I just seem to like female company, all me best mates have always been girls.....sadly i aint a poof so I've ended up getting me heart MANGLEd a few times cos i ended up nuts about them and they went off with some ape who never conversed with her..... and guess who had to listen to all about what a tosser he was.

Anyway..... Jordan really IS just a minge support system, so any sexist comments made at her at least stand up to a cursory comparison with observable evidence.

No I don't mean it dafty......well a teeny weeny bit :D

It IS true tho that chicks dig jerks :D

EDIT; to clarify... the wee bit I mean, is that really I've never been very good at the loud ogling thing, not adverse to a spot of letchery at all, but the "phwoooaaar" thing has never sat well with me, and I've always been much better at winning access to female's hearts than their underwear. related phenomena, possibly, but direct causality, who can say.

If you stuck me on a couch a shrink would probably say I have an inflated opinion of women cos I was raised by my mum with no sign of a tosser dad most of the time. Then again..... as one of my mates told me once....you needed a father to tell you how to sort women out and keep em in their place.

I may be short of a shag, but I'm never lonely :D And like I say, I'm not adverse to a good letch, and you really oughtta see some of the rather insanely attractive women that frequent SNSS HQ(bangor branch).

there now you know.... like most of my postings, it's hyperbole around a kernel of truth....taken literally most of them make me seem to deserve hanging....but if I just said what i really thought, it would be dull as dishwater :D

Who is this Jordan woman? Is she some British equivalent of Paris Hilton?

Steve Campbell wrote: GUYS...TRY IT..... Take your eyes of her tits for a minute....I realise that not all of you can do this, but please try. Look into her eyes......and tell me you'd like to chat to her over dinner, or have a good old laugh about the match with her.

Come on, Cambo-- I'm sure she'd make for a perfectly adequate shag if she could just keep her mouth shut. And if she just couldn't keep it shut, that's fine too.

ChrissMari wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: neither have I, as I do not like footie a great deal, I was merely trying to think og a topic most males comprehend. While I succeeded in doing that, I neglected the basic concept that most men do not believe women worthy of conversation of any kind. Life support for a minge and all that.

I could take the moral high ground and call you all apes, but the fact of the matter is that while I have a lot of extremely close and trusted female friends (yes...In the real world), the rest of you have sex.

Sex is overrated

I'm tired of my boy pressuring me for teh sex0rs and ignoring the real bits of a relationship.

You're the one who's settling for less, though, aren't you?

When girls say that they want someone who puts emphasis on romance over sex they get told by guys that they want a eunich, and are called frigid.

So what happens? Girls wind up spreading their legs and bearing it (or turning into an attention/real whore who hates herself) so that they can stay in their relationship.

As I was saying...

Then they wind up hating and resenting sex when they liked it just fine, before when they weren't bugged about having it every day.

That's why trusted guy friends are important. If I had a trusted guy friend, and a shitty relationship, i'd totally leave the shitty for the guy friend.

Same crap every woman says. Guess which one-- trusted guy friend or shitty boyfriend-- the woman always goes for.

BINGO EVERY MOTHER FUCKING TIME

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Who is this Jordan woman? Is she some British equivalent of Paris Hilton?

not really jordan is actually famous for something. well for having two things inflated.

I wonder what she looks like without all the make up?

But like Quagmire once, "What the hell are you still doing here?"

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Who is this Jordan woman? Is she some British equivalent of Paris Hilton?

not really jordan is actually famous for something. well for having two things inflated.

Well if I had a Lee-Enfield 303 and one round, and was presented with Jordan and Paris......

I'd line em up back to back and hope all those stories about the penetrating power of a 303 round are true

Chriss

That's why trusted guy friends are important.

yeah, except for a woman, they're usually all gay.

god i've fucked up this quote lark thing again.

wtf - -someone sort it please

ta

edit your original post and make sure the that each quote tag has a /quote tag attached, if anyone else tries to fix it it will delete your post too ( I've done that to you once and Ron once i think) I think it's a /quote u are missing..

BTW.... gay or "one of the girls"...that's me....yes I get to hear what they say about men when others aren;t around, but no it don;t get you laid.

lesbian trapped in a man's body, that's me :D

john kershaw wrote: god i've fucked up this quote lark thing again.

wtf - -someone sort it please

ta

go back an have a look at the text you quoted . the text should have brackets like these [ ] at both the beginning and the end, like so [^*))&_(+_)(*_)&*&^$%$]

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

john kershaw wrote: god i've fucked up this quote lark thing again.

wtf - -someone sort it please

ta

[^*))&_(+_)(*_)&*&^$%$]

LOL

avoid writing manuals for unix software Ron that's the single worst syntactic example I'fe ever seen matey :D

[foo] STUFF [/bar] :D

Steve Campbell wrote:

lesbian trapped in a man's body, that's me :D

I'm a lesbian

Steve Campbell wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

john kershaw wrote: god i've fucked up this quote lark thing again.

wtf - -someone sort it please

ta

[^*@&_%+_$#*_*&*&^$%$]

LOL

avoid writing manuals for unix software Ron that's the single worst syntactic example I'fe ever seen matey :D

[foo] STUFF [/bar] :D

i only post what works for me. being a non-technical person i tend to make my instructions as simple as possible.

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: neither have I, as I do not like footie a great deal, I was merely trying to think og a topic most males comprehend. While I succeeded in doing that, I neglected the basic concept that most men do not believe women worthy of conversation of any kind. Life support for a minge and all that.

I could take the moral high ground and call you all apes, but the fact of the matter is that while I have a lot of extremely close and trusted female friends (yes...In the real world), the rest of you have sex.

Sex is overrated

I'm tired of my boy pressuring me for teh sex0rs and ignoring the real bits of a relationship.

You're the one who's settling for less, though, aren't you?

When girls say that they want someone who puts emphasis on romance over sex they get told by guys that they want a eunich, and are called frigid.

So what happens? Girls wind up spreading their legs and bearing it (or turning into an attention/real whore who hates herself) so that they can stay in their relationship.

As I was saying...

Then they wind up hating and resenting sex when they liked it just fine, before when they weren't bugged about having it every day.

That's why trusted guy friends are important. If I had a trusted guy friend, and a shitty relationship, i'd totally leave the shitty for the guy friend.

Same crap every woman says. Guess which one-- trusted guy friend or shitty boyfriend-- the woman always goes for.

I always go for the trusted friend.. then they turn shitty ;) it's why I don't have any trusted friends left :P

all in all really i'm just takin the mick..

1. that makes you unique
2. it worries me that I may "revert to type", I have been told before by a girl that I was "an extremely poor boyfriend"....shortly before we downgraded ourselves to fuck-buddies :D

good onyaz for that.

easier when you know how

john kershaw wrote: good onyaz for that.

easier when you know how

well that quote on page one is still buggered.

Well if I had a Lee-Enfield 303 and one round, and was presented with Jordan and Paris......

I never cared for the Enfield. Too fucking ugly. Sure it's faster than most bolt action rifles but it is still a fucking ugly heavy battle rifle. I prefer my Czech built Mausers karbiners. Old world walnut stocks and turn of the century German engineering. 8mm love letters. Add Jennifer Anistan to that list. She needs to either get a job or get laid and stop posing for People Magazine.

Will the Mauser get through all 3 with one round do ya think?

Mayebe it would be more fun to sit down with a .22 target rifle and a box of ammo?