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Barney's Angels Calendar... shall we do it? :evil4:

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Mr Campbell, do we have at least 12 members, 18 would be best :evil4:

1 angel per month, would be nice, and I'd send a copy to Bernard :D

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Not a bad idea.:idea:

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Lads, you really, really do need to get out a bit more! :evil4: :nod:

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Al Jarvis wrote: Lads, you really, really do need to get out a bit more! :evil4: :nod:

Actually it was a joke I did to WenOrder when we finally get some kind of "clearance" to use the pictures we took in NYC and Chicago :D

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Spotnick wrote: 18 would be best :evil4:

What are the six spare ones for?

(Careful Spotnick, the answer seems obvious but it may be a trap...)

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one condition - do it guys in pirelli style

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one condition - do it guys in pirelli style:thumb:

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arek p. wrote: one condition - do it guys in pirelli style:thumb:

:abovelol: :rofl: Not!!!!!!!!!!

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At last! A use for all those Tesco carrier bags! :evil4:

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To qoute Linda Evangalista, top supermodel: 'I won't get out of bed for less than £10,000 a day'

Well, I won't get out of bed for less than a tenner. Can't say fairer than that. (Sniff)

:evil4:

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Is there a smilie for

: pontius pilot:

nope?

Oh dear.

I will not have anything to do with the objectification of these fine New Order loving lasses.

I would prefer seeing.......

So I don;t have to keep typing it.....read all the following as .....fully and tastefully ( or as tastefully as they can manage all things considered )clothed

Miss january .......Maya doing snow angels while making obscene gestures

Miss february.......Samantha, basically looking smug, surrounded by swiss beauty and wearing an "I love Stoke" cap ;)

Miss March (hare).... Jemma half passed out on a table in the middle of an argument with her parrot

Miss April......Rocket Mick

Miss May......... Maya again, this time holding a board saying "it's my fucking name in siberian you cunts" or something equally in character :D

Miss June...... Melly in the texan sun wearing a boiler suit and a ballaclava.... just to see if we can hear Gnu's screams all the way over here.

Miss July...... Bonzette sporting Arse's new division 2 colours (potentially in her hair, but wino may feel infringed) :evil2:

Miss August......Wino, looking like lady fuckin muck, all swanky and sitting in front her stately home.

Miss September......Mrs Digi holding a card reading.....I know all your names and your faces, not to mention your fave brand of perfume you bitches.

Miss October......Biggie holding same

Miss November.......karine doing her level best to look as mean, moody and french as possible.

Miss December....... Sarah....the real Mrs Barney, the card/caption...."bad luck bitches"

ok they aren't all funny, but they are they only ones I offer, as they are the only ones I'm likely to survive offering.

Seriously tho, don't let this turn into meat marketting these LADIES, not just ladies, but ladies with enough taste and inteligence to love NO. (albeit their taste in men is sick and wrong...which given what most of US look like should be viewed as a positive bonus)

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oldmonkey wrote: At last! A use for all those Tesco carrier bags! :evil4:

can anyone tell which guy (apart from me) wasn't in JB's then

LOL

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OOOH!! I'm holding out for the BRAILLE version!!!:love:

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Digital Mike wrote: Need any 38ee's?

already in as Miss September

TASTEFULLY dressed.

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on one of those other 6 months they have in canada.....

Misss madeupuary....NESS......"I'll say anything if it gets me nearer to HOOKY" :D

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:rofl: I hope I get an industrial strength fan on me the day I have to do that photoshoot. No fair killing off a calendarmate. :laugh: I'm parched just thinking about it.:laugh:

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Steve Campbell wrote: on one of those other 6 months they have in canada.....

Misss madeupuary....NESS......"I'll say anything if it gets me nearer to HOOKY"

Oi! Get yer own. I think everyone knows where the undisputed Queen of NOOL's allegiances lie!

* When I say 'Queen', I am of course talking about Ness. Er, and not me.

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tht's why she goes in the made up canadian months, the plan was she'd be undercover

:D I didnt wanna leave the poor lass out.

Maybe she could be in FULL viking battle armour :D

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Viking calendar?

Not sure this would sell :lol:

Yeah, winter is rough... ;)

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:nonono: I agree with Cambo

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ChrissMari wrote: :nonono: I agree with Cambo

What just on principle?

Like "I agree with capital punishment" LOL

or the bit about you guys not being mere eye candy.

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Spotnick wrote: Viking calendar?

Yeah, winter is rough... ;)

clamber outta the igloo..it's an astonishing 10C with a light W breeze at the airport when normally 0-6C is where it's at. any calendar could be much fun and sell by the dozen no doubt- a few of you guys might even wallpaper your flats w/them -yes? but it is an international site and there are only 12 months- use the Aztec , not Ceasars... no, no weather report: steady rain 4 degrees for the last two months.

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if Angel &/or Viking pics are used they must have approval of the subject to keep it fair. -what does lol mean?--- thanX.

scratch the whole notion of a calendar. a calendar could clog the boarders with all the talent all around you know, you have what over there?

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o the silence -- even if it is 3:00am--pls. what does lol stand for? and thought a project Calendar2007 could knock the world on its ass.

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JW wrote: o the silence -- even if it is 3:00am--pls. what does lol stand for? and thought a project Calendar2007 could knock the world on its ass.

Whereabout are you?

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JW wrote: o the silence -- even if it is 3:00am--pls. what does lol stand for? and thought a project Calendar2007 could knock the world on its ass.

it means "laughin out loud"

(Or "loyal orange lodge" if you live round here...a source of constant LOL'ng at every lol I see ) :D:D:D:D:D

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only if its in black and white at the back of a church graveyard and with no full moon. :nod:

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john kershaw wrote: only if its in black and white at the back of a church graveyard and with no full moon. :nod:

I always knew there was something not quite right about you, kershaw! (apart from the obvious):laugh:

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