Mr Campbell, do we have at least 12 members, 18 would be best 
1 angel per month, would be nice, and I'd send a copy to Bernard :D
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Barney's Angels Calendar... shall we do it? :evil4:
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Al Jarvis wrote: Lads, you really, really do need to get out a bit more!
Actually it was a joke I did to WenOrder when we finally get some kind of "clearance" to use the pictures we took in NYC and Chicago :D
Spotnick wrote: 18 would be best
What are the six spare ones for?
(Careful Spotnick, the answer seems obvious but it may be a trap...)
To qoute Linda Evangalista, top supermodel: 'I won't get out of bed for less than £10,000 a day'
Well, I won't get out of bed for less than a tenner. Can't say fairer than that. (Sniff)
Is there a smilie for
: pontius pilot:
nope?
Oh dear.
I will not have anything to do with the objectification of these fine New Order loving lasses.
I would prefer seeing.......
So I don;t have to keep typing it.....read all the following as .....fully and tastefully ( or as tastefully as they can manage all things considered )clothed
Miss january .......Maya doing snow angels while making obscene gestures
Miss february.......Samantha, basically looking smug, surrounded by swiss beauty and wearing an "I love Stoke" cap ;)
Miss March (hare).... Jemma half passed out on a table in the middle of an argument with her parrot
Miss April......Rocket Mick
Miss May......... Maya again, this time holding a board saying "it's my fucking name in siberian you cunts" or something equally in character :D
Miss June...... Melly in the texan sun wearing a boiler suit and a ballaclava.... just to see if we can hear Gnu's screams all the way over here.
Miss July...... Bonzette sporting Arse's new division 2 colours (potentially in her hair, but wino may feel infringed) :evil2:
Miss August......Wino, looking like lady fuckin muck, all swanky and sitting in front her stately home.
Miss September......Mrs Digi holding a card reading.....I know all your names and your faces, not to mention your fave brand of perfume you bitches.
Miss October......Biggie holding same
Miss November.......karine doing her level best to look as mean, moody and french as possible.
Miss December....... Sarah....the real Mrs Barney, the card/caption...."bad luck bitches"
ok they aren't all funny, but they are they only ones I offer, as they are the only ones I'm likely to survive offering.
Seriously tho, don't let this turn into meat marketting these LADIES, not just ladies, but ladies with enough taste and inteligence to love NO. (albeit their taste in men is sick and wrong...which given what most of US look like should be viewed as a positive bonus)
oldmonkey wrote: At last! A use for all those Tesco carrier bags!
can anyone tell which guy (apart from me) wasn't in JB's then
LOL
on one of those other 6 months they have in canada.....
Misss madeupuary....NESS......"I'll say anything if it gets me nearer to HOOKY" :D
I hope I get an industrial strength fan on me the day I have to do that photoshoot. No fair killing off a calendarmate. 
I'm parched just thinking about it.
Steve Campbell wrote: on one of those other 6 months they have in canada.....
Misss madeupuary....NESS......"I'll say anything if it gets me nearer to HOOKY"
Oi! Get yer own. I think everyone knows where the undisputed Queen of NOOL's allegiances lie!
* When I say 'Queen', I am of course talking about Ness. Er, and not me.
tht's why she goes in the made up canadian months, the plan was she'd be undercover
:D I didnt wanna leave the poor lass out.
Maybe she could be in FULL viking battle armour :D
ChrissMari wrote:
I agree with Cambo
What just on principle?
Like "I agree with capital punishment" LOL
or the bit about you guys not being mere eye candy.
Spotnick wrote: Viking calendar?
Yeah, winter is rough... ;)
clamber outta the igloo..it's an astonishing 10C with a light W breeze at the airport when normally 0-6C is where it's at. any calendar could be much fun and sell by the dozen no doubt- a few of you guys might even wallpaper your flats w/them -yes? but it is an international site and there are only 12 months- use the Aztec , not Ceasars... no, no weather report: steady rain 4 degrees for the last two months.
if Angel &/or Viking pics are used they must have approval of the subject to keep it fair. -what does lol mean?--- thanX.
scratch the whole notion of a calendar. a calendar could clog the boarders with all the talent all around you know, you have what over there?
o the silence -- even if it is 3:00am--pls. what does lol stand for? and thought a project Calendar2007 could knock the world on its ass.
JW wrote: o the silence -- even if it is 3:00am--pls. what does lol stand for? and thought a project Calendar2007 could knock the world on its ass.
Whereabout are you?
JW wrote: o the silence -- even if it is 3:00am--pls. what does lol stand for? and thought a project Calendar2007 could knock the world on its ass.
it means "laughin out loud"
(Or "loyal orange lodge" if you live round here...a source of constant LOL'ng at every lol I see ) :D:D:D:D:D
john kershaw wrote: only if its in black and white at the back of a church graveyard and with no full moon.
I always knew there was something not quite right about you, kershaw! (apart from the obvious)
Might I sugesst a calendar of male Noolers be shot down a coal mine with no lights?
PS... bonza.....by "the obvious"...you mean the REALLY OBVIOUS yes?
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote: only if its in black and white at the back of a church graveyard and with no full moon.
I always knew there was something not quite right about you, kershaw! (apart from the obvious)
haha.
yeah coz i don't wanna get the shock of me life by flippin open january and seein you in full colourvision and in full daylight. guuuuhhhhhhh!!!
john kershaw wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote: only if its in black and white at the back of a church graveyard and with no full moon.
I always knew there was something not quite right about you, kershaw! (apart from the obvious)
haha. yeah coz i don't wanna get the shock of me life by flippin open january and seein you in full colourvision and in full daylight. guuuuhhhhhhh!!!
In your dreams scouse boy!!!
Well after that godawful picture Digi Mike posted of me, i think i'll be relegated to the background somewhere!
Nice legs, shame about the face springs to mind!
Bonzette wrote:
Yeah, shortly before he wakes with a scream and finds himself in a pool of cold sweat.
Missy Jem wrote: Well after that godawful picture Digi Mike posted of me, i think i'll be relegated to the background somewhere!
Nice legs, shame about the face springs to mind!
there's only two things wrong with that..... your legs
not even getting the coat, this calls for clearing two tables in a single bound and exiting at the speed of Jordan chasing a camera
Do an Angels calendar with the pretty girls to keep all the lads happy.
Then do a Vikings calendar (I can't be the only Viking-ette??!), I am happy to sit on Al's knee for Jan, Johhny Giles knee for Feb, Don's knee for Mar, Colin's knee for Apr etc.
I'd get good value out of that!
Missy Jem wrote: Well after that godawful picture Digi Mike posted of me, i think i'll be relegated to the background somewhere!
Nice legs, shame about the face springs to mind!
Missy- i'm thinking up a plan to get Diggy back- Angel style
That's our Ness: always willing to take one for the team!
EDIT: 
Don't sound so innocent now I read it back!
Ness Order wrote: Do an Angels calendar with the pretty girls to keep all the lads happy.
Then do a Vikings calendar (I can't be the only Viking-ette??!), I am happy to sit on Al's knee for Jan, Johhny Giles knee for Feb, Don's knee for Mar, Colin's knee for Apr etc.
I'd get good value out of that!
Don't forget me. I'd be happy to be princess viking seeing as you are the viking queen 
(there is no queen smiley)
lucyjane wrote:
Ness Order wrote: Do an Angels calendar with the pretty girls to keep all the lads happy.
Then do a Vikings calendar (I can't be the only Viking-ette??!), I am happy to sit on Al's knee for Jan, Johhny Giles knee for Feb, Don's knee for Mar, Colin's knee for Apr etc.
I'd get good value out of that!
Don't forget me. I'd be happy to be princess viking seeing as you are the viking queen
Of course - Yorkshire Vikings r 'us! Six months worth each
Well after that godawful picture Digi Mike posted of me, i think i'll be relegated to the background somewhere!
I thought you looked ace !
Missy Jem wrote: Well after that godawful picture Digi Mike posted of me, i think i'll be relegated to the background somewhere!
Er, have you got a licence for that fishing rod?!
Spotnick wrote:
1 angel per month, would be nice, and I'd send a copy to Bernard :D
make sure Barney's not in the middle of his brekky then when he gets it.
john kershaw wrote:
Spotnick wrote:
1 angel per month, would be nice, and I'd send a copy to Bernard :D
make sure Barney's not in the middle of his brekky then when he gets it.
That was a long lunch break, Kershaw! Make it longer tomorrow!
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote:
Spotnick wrote:
1 angel per month, would be nice, and I'd send a copy to Bernard :D
make sure Barney's not in the middle of his brekky then when he gets it.
i shall try to make it three pints then!
Digital Mike wrote:
Well after that godawful picture Digi Mike posted of me, i think i'll be relegated to the background somewhere!
I thought you looked ace !
Chunks! Revenge will be sweet!
Al Jarvis wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: Well after that godawful picture Digi Mike posted of me, i think i'll be relegated to the background somewhere!
Er, have you got a licence for that fishing rod?!
Button it!
I am quite sure that a lady of Jem's not inconsiderable charm and beauty has no need of such base tricks as fishing for compliments, rather I would think she's inundated with them from the massed ranks of her admirers.
(that's 20quid you owe me chuck)
Missy Jem wrote: CHRISTOPHER OWENS, STEP INTO MY OFFICE ... NOW!!!
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING???????
Steve Campbell wrote: I am quite sure that a lady of Jem's not inconsiderable charm and beauty has no need of such base tricks as fishing for compliments, rather I would think she's inundated with them from the massed ranks of her admirers.
Good looking bird indeed - so shouldn't be giving it the 'oh no, my piccies are soooo awful' tosh - but has all the charm of a fairground bare-knuckle fighter.
you wanna watch it mate, the way I hear it she's got the right hook of one as well :D
FWIW I thought she was just about the funniest maddest thing on earth for WEEKS before I actually looked at a pic of her, so she must have some charm since my judgment could not have been dick inspired :D
Does she take sugar?
What scum we are to speak about her as if she aint here :D
EDIT: you've seen her, you can't tell me that pic does her justice now can you.
Missy Jem wrote: OI!!! LEAVE IT AAAAAHHHHT YOU!
i'll assume that was meant for the baldy southern fooker and not me, or it's the last nice thing i'll EVER say about you :D
Christopher Owens wrote: How old are all of youse?
It's like we're 14 again.
jesus Chris. not even me would have the guts to do that.
(funny though)
Btw, Miss November is a professional photographer - maybe you should invite her to the next gettogether?! One way of avoiding the Ladies in Lavender look...!
john kershaw wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote:
Good looking bird indeed
preferred alfie meself
Parrots have standards...
Missy Jem wrote:
Parrots have standards...
Jem, I've been meaning to ask about that:
Does your parrot conform to British Standard BS 1042-2.3:1984. As you are probably aware, BS 1042-2.3:1984 has been superseded by ISO 5167 2003. Owing to certain differences between the two, conformance to the old British Standard does not necessarily mean that the CE mark may be awarded under the new Unified Standard. It is recommended that a full inspection is carried out to avoid non-conformance.
Super-SEEDED - geddit?
Steve Campbell wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: OI!!! LEAVE IT AAAAAHHHHT YOU!
i'll assume that was meant for the baldy southern fooker and not me, or it's the last nice thing i'll EVER say about you :D
I sincerely doubt that's the case, Steve. She's a good-looking bird. And that's my last word on the subject. But then, I can make an informed judgement cos I've met a lot of the women who've posted on here through the years. And don't feel the need to suck up to each and every one of them like you're occasionally wont to.
Told you your 'apes' comment from last night got my back up just slightly.
Now who's taking the high moral ground.
BIGINOIL wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
Parrots have standards...
Jem, I've been meaning to ask about that:
Does your parrot conform to British Standard BS 1042-2.3:1984. As you are probably aware, BS 1042-2.3:1984 has been superseded by ISO 5167 2003. Owing to certain differences between the two, conformance to the old British Standard does not necessarily mean that the CE mark may be awarded under the new Unified Standard. It is recommended that a full inspection is carried out to avoid non-conformance.
Super-SEEDED - geddit?
Don't be ridiculous, of course he conforms to ISO 5167 2003. What kind of bird owner do you take me for? He's got the branded mark on his ankle.
FWIW, the comment you refer to was intended as pure amusement and was ALSO ( I thought) worded to indicate that were I to attempt any such taking of the moral high ground I would be a total muppet..... that I was externalizing my own abject failure to be any sort of a lad or indeed pull chicks.
Gnu Odor wrote: I call November 'cause it's my birthday month:
Can you look mean, moody and FRENCH ?
hmmmm ?
Sorry you are not qualified for the job…
*Miss November*
:kiss:
Steve Campbell wrote: FWIW, the comment you refer to was intended as pure amusement and was ALSO ( I thought) worded to indicate that were I to attempt any such taking of the moral high ground I would be a total muppet..... that was eternalizing my own abject failure to be any sort of a lad or indeed pull chicks.
I didn't quite read it so simplistically because you did actually differentiate that some people have female friends, or they have sex. Which blatantly ain't true. But no worries if that wasn't what you meant to imply.
Digital Mike wrote: I formally offer my services as photograhpher for the Angel Calendar
i baggsie the Lighting man spot.
they're gonna need it.
Digital Mike wrote:
Well after that godawful picture Digi Mike posted of me, i think i'll be relegated to the background somewhere!
I thought you looked ace !
Crazy Frog (tm) says:
And he's got enough cash to have any woman he wants.
john kershaw wrote: Cambo...you can do make-up and powder their butts
Before you get excited...............
Where in this thread did we actually agree to feature in this calendar????
Gnu Odor wrote: I call November 'cause it's my birthday month:
*chokes on coffee* Thanks Gnu, I hadn't yet had my morning full on blush.
Zoolander!
Miss August......Wino, looking like lady fuckin muck, all swanky and sitting in front her stately home.
You cheeky ****!
I do like August though....... the roses outside the Lodge do look particularly good at that time of year. :)
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote: Cambo...you can do make-up and powder their butts
Before you get excited...............
Where in this thread did we actually agree to feature in this calendar????
You can definitely count me OUT!
Steve Campbell wrote:
ChrissMari wrote:
What just on principle?
Like "I agree with capital punishment" LOL
or the bit about you guys not being mere eye candy.
Yes and yes :D
Ness Order wrote:
Then do a Vikings calendar (I can't be the only Viking-ette??!), I am happy to sit on Al's knee for Jan, Johhny Giles knee for Feb, Don's knee for Mar, Colin's knee for Apr etc.
I'd get good value out of that!
I'll do May - for me birthday!
(I was gonna say 'i'd be up for May' - so glad i didnt say that on the outside):D
Wino wrote: Miss August......Wino, looking like lady fuckin muck, all swanky and sitting in front her stately home.
You cheeky ****!
I do like August though....... the roses outside the Lodge do look particularly good at that time of year. :)
bollox to you I had that one all worked out.....taking an afternoon glass of white on the croquet lawn, actually looking like fooking class incarnate...but we'll just hat one from JB's (Digi owns the pics and can do what he likes with them!...really it works that way, ask the BBC)
And Chriss.....I've never been agreed with on principle before, DISagreed with on principe yes :D
I think you'll (Bonz and wino) see that my proposals were actually intended as means for any such calendar to be more in keeping with the spirit of daftness that pervades BCD rather than the cattle market half (well 99%) of the blokes would like.
I seem to recall taking some form of oath at some point or other to one of you or other (probably you bonz) that I would uphold the honour of the Angels, I make no such vow lightly.
You make it sound like your Lancelot of Camalot:knight:Are you objecting in principle,without consensus?
Consider yourself disagreed with on principle if so..The choice should be left squarely with potential Participants,its only right if they wanna make a calender,Why not?
Wino wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote: Cambo...you can do make-up and powder their butts
Before you get excited...............
Where in this thread did we actually agree to feature in this calendar????
You can definitely count me OUT!
can fiw mitchell be in the calendar, though?
Wino wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote: Cambo...you can do make-up and powder their butts
Before you get excited...............
Where in this thread did we actually agree to feature in this calendar????
You can definitely count me OUT!
and me. trust me, you don't want me in a calendar. it'll never sell!
i'm not a 'barney's angel' anyway, am i?
AgentWood wrote:
Wino wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote: Cambo...you can do make-up and powder their butts
Before you get excited...............
Where in this thread did we actually agree to feature in this calendar????
You can definitely count me OUT!
and me. trust me, you don't want me in a calendar. it'll never sell!
i'm not a 'barney's angel' anyway, am i?
I dunno that avatar would do just fine. 
plus we all know how you feel about barney.
Christopher Owens wrote:
Gnu Odor wrote: I call November 'cause it's my birthday month:
ah frak i'll fight youse all. my birthday is in november. i'll be mr november.
AgentWood wrote:
Wino wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote: Cambo...you can do make-up and powder their butts
Before you get excited...............
Where in this thread did we actually agree to feature in this calendar????
You can definitely count me OUT!
and me. trust me, you don't want me in a calendar. it'll never sell!
i'm not a 'barney's angel' anyway, am i?
I dunno, are you? :D
Steve Campbell wrote: She's holding out for her own calendar I should imagine :D
Don't be stupid Steve. What use is a calender with only May on it?
bloody hell....I actually HEARD the trombone slide and cymbal crash on that LOL
EDIT: Apparently not ONE of you mentioned to her before I did, that May is a name which in this country would most commonly be asociated witha quite dotty spinster aunt that lives with either 2 pekinese or 352 cats.
Steve Campbell wrote: bloody hell....I actually HEARD the trombone slide and cymbal crash on that LOL
Did you see the little hat-tipping tap-dance move that I did as well?
Athankyouverrymuch
BIGINOIL wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: bloody hell....I actually HEARD the trombone slide and cymbal crash on that LOL
Did you see the little hat-tipping tap-dance move that I did as well?
Athankyouverrymuch
No sorry. my firewall has the tapdancing and hat gesture ports locked down....used to have terrible trouble with Michael Flattley popups.
Steve Campbell wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Wino wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote: Cambo...you can do make-up and powder their butts
Before you get excited...............
Where in this thread did we actually agree to feature in this calendar????
You can definitely count me OUT!
and me. trust me, you don't want me in a calendar. it'll never sell!
i'm not a 'barney's angel' anyway, am i?
I dunno, are you? :D
i thought this calendar was only for those who get constant comments about their tits.
sorry, but i'm just not the 'girlie' type (no offense to the other ladies of NOOL).
LOL
in that case Agent. you are a def calendar girl. We'll be having no smut at all thanks ....good clean women you NOOLettes
Bunch of bleedin pervs round here if you ask me....surprised no one chats you up actually....even if just the foot fetishists.
Spotnick wrote: I'm still waiting for Maya to reply to this thread
Haha got 2 months, well I guess 2 months is enough of anyone 
