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31 Jan 2006, 09:54

Please Place Item In The Bagging Area.Please Place Item In The Bagging Area.Please Place Item In The Bagging Area.Please Place Item In The Bagging Area

Please Ask For An Assistant.Please Ask For An Assistant.Please Ask For An Assistant.Please..Aaaargghh!!!

The Wine is lovely though.Estate reserve Chardonnay reduced from £7.50 :spit:

31 Jan 2006, 10:06

See you didn't pick up your clubcard points johnny, tut tut tut

31 Jan 2006, 10:16

Never been arse with them clubcards.Spend £12,000 and you get a free kettle!!!!WOW!!!!

31 Jan 2006, 10:24

Turkey Ham?

WTF!! :eek:

31 Jan 2006, 11:23

lol pasty

31 Jan 2006, 11:32

Barney Army wrote: Turkey Ham?

WTF!!

I thought that too. Shopping receipts say so much about a person..........so they say.:D

31 Jan 2006, 11:36

Tesco's is ace. I love the 2 for £4 pizzas, £1.15 for about 50 onion rings and 3 turkey escalopes for £2. :clap:

31 Jan 2006, 11:51

What's wrong with Turkey Ham? It's only for me sarnies at work.You can tell i'm single, eh? I just nip in and out quick as poss.Bit like a supermarket sweep.Job done.

On a sadder note ,i have now finished off the Wine:(

Can someone go to Tescos for me and pick up another bottle?.And some Turkey Ham

31 Jan 2006, 12:32

I think I bought two more packets of that turkey ham yesterday.

31 Jan 2006, 14:20

If you had a ClubCard you would have earned 20 points :lol:

31 Jan 2006, 14:33

How many points.. aww fuck it .bolloxxx to clubcards

31 Jan 2006, 14:36

How should i know, i only read yer receipt - Chill Dude :evil4:

31 Jan 2006, 22:54

Johnny wrote: What's wrong with Turkey Ham? It's only for me sarnies at work.You can tell i'm single, eh? I just nip in and out quick as poss.Bit like a supermarket sweep.Job done.

On a sadder note ,i have now finished off the Wine:(

Can someone go to Tescos for me and pick up another bottle?.And some Turkey Ham

What a fucked up world....cross breeding pigs and turkies just so you can have a non=specific salty tasting pink think in your sarnies.

Sick!

Unless of course the just graft pigs legs to birds or something.

1 Feb 2006, 01:36

Johnny wrote: Please Place Item In The Bagging Area.Please Place Item In The Bagging Area.Please Place Item In The Bagging Area.Please Place Item In The Bagging Area

Please Ask For An Assistant.Please Ask For An Assistant.Please Ask For An Assistant.Please..Aaaargghh!!!

The Wine is lovely though.Estate reserve Chardonnay reduced from £7.50

Johnny, don't you trust us with your credit card number?

1 Feb 2006, 01:51

Johnny wrote: You can tell i'm single, eh?

Checkout Assistant: You live alone, don't you? Johnny: How can you tell, just by looking at my shopping? Checkout Assistant: No, you're an ugly fuck and you stink.

1 Feb 2006, 01:52

Missy Jem wrote:

Johnny, don't you trust us with your credit card number?

He dun't want us to see that he was using your credit card.

1 Feb 2006, 03:11

Ho ho! Very clever! That's not like you!

1 Feb 2006, 04:22

Where's the fruit and veg???

No wonder you are single - scurvy isn't the most attractive disease :evil4:

1 Feb 2006, 05:06

Ness Order wrote: Where's the fruit and veg???

No wonder you are single - scurvy isn't the most attractive disease

Scurvy hasnt been seen outside Yorkshire for years now Ness

1 Feb 2006, 05:16

Someone wrote to the letters page of Metro asking what Turkey Ham is. I don't remember seeing a reply. Is it just Turkey and Ham mixed up or what?

1 Feb 2006, 05:17

Johnny wrote: What's wrong with Turkey Ham? It's only for me sarnies at work.You can tell i'm single, eh? I just nip in and out quick as poss.Bit like a supermarket sweep.Job done.

On a sadder note ,i have now finished off the Wine:(

Can someone go to Tescos for me and pick up another bottle?.And some Turkey Ham

Not my choice but it could be worse, it could be MANC HAM

:nono:

1 Feb 2006, 11:05

Missy Jem wrote:

Johnny, don't you trust us with your credit card number?

Heh heh! Well,i trust most of you all.But you never know who else may be lurking around:)

BIGINOIL wrote:

Johnny wrote: You can tell i'm single, eh?

Checkout Assistant: You live alone, don't you? Johnny: How can you tell, just by looking at my shopping? Checkout Assistant: No, you're an ugly fuck and you stink.

:abovelol: An old one but i like it! I was asking for that one, wasn't I!

Ness Order wrote: Where's the fruit and veg???

No wonder you are single - scurvy isn't the most attractive disease

I do actually eat a lot of fruit and veg.More than a lot of people i know.I just didn't buy any yesterday:)

James Thomas wrote:

Not my choice but it could be worse, it could be MANC HAM

Yeah i did see that story about the "dog shit" additive :laugh:

1 Feb 2006, 11:11

James Thomas wrote:

Not my choice but it could be worse, it could be MANC HAM

:abovelol:

2 Feb 2006, 12:31

Johnny wrote: Please Place Item In The Bagging Area.Please Place Item In The Bagging Area.Please Place Item In The Bagging Area.Please Place Item In The Bagging Area

Please Ask For An Assistant.Please Ask For An Assistant.Please Ask For An Assistant.Please..Aaaargghh!!!

The Wine is lovely though.Estate reserve Chardonnay reduced from £7.50

What is Fairy Wul?

2 Feb 2006, 12:38

Dan Delgado wrote:

What is Fairy Wul?

fairy washing-up liquid (dishwashing liquid).