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31 Jan 2006, 13:58

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Barney thinks " You fucking useless TWAT"

31 Jan 2006, 14:01

Digital Mike wrote: ![](http://<a href=)http://img493.imageshack.us/img493/4947/aa3ue.jpg" class="max-w-full" alt="" loading="lazy" />

Barney thinks " You fucking useless TWAT"

Aahh, Bless Him - he's wearing a Barneys Angel Badge! And he's the best looking of them all...........:D

31 Jan 2006, 14:03

Barney laughs politely as Ryder complains about getting an ASBO.

31 Jan 2006, 14:06

that's mic i usualy stuff down me boxers to make the girls think I've got a biggun

31 Jan 2006, 14:15

barney: hey shaun thats a fookin monster wedgie someone give yer.

shaun: eh who said that?

31 Jan 2006, 14:22

"Please tell me he's not gonna try give me a blowback off that fcuking thing"

31 Jan 2006, 15:11

Ryder tells Barney "ima gonna eat ya' children"

1 Feb 2006, 02:37

S: Awwwrighhht arkid. just dipped me ed in a bigbowla charleh. fancy a line cocker.

B: gerrou meh face you fat ugly twah, and sort dem fookin teeth ow

:shades:

1 Feb 2006, 04:10

Digital Mike wrote: ![](http://<a href=)http://img493.imageshack.us/img493/4947/aa3ue.jpg" class="max-w-full" alt="" loading="lazy" />

Barney thinks " You fucking useless TWAT"

"If I just grin and keep looking straight ahead maybe he'll go bother someone else....is that Dream Topping on his head? Knob!"

1 Feb 2006, 04:17

which came first, the Dicken or the egg(head)?

1 Feb 2006, 04:35

Digital Mike wrote: ![](http://<a href=)http://img493.imageshack.us/img493/4947/aa3ue.jpg" class="max-w-full" alt="" loading="lazy" />

"An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar"

1 Feb 2006, 04:53

S: that REEKS man! B: shhhh, I'm trying to hold the rest of it in.

(looks like 'smell the fart acting' to me)

1 Feb 2006, 05:16

B: OMG did I REALLY help this guy get famous.

1 Feb 2006, 05:20

Lend us a tennoh for some drugs B an i'll give yer this mike.

1 Feb 2006, 05:21

Or...

"I say, old chap, they're still falling for the old scally impression, don't you think? If only they knew, ha ha, sherry in the lounge later old boy?"

1 Feb 2006, 06:05

Or..

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!

1 Feb 2006, 07:04

S: bet yer glad I'm here to make you and that shower of cunts of yours look less shite B: Only reason yer here pal

B: Stay right about there, yer mic cable rubbin me down there and I like it.

1 Feb 2006, 09:33

"GIVE US AN E"

"Waaaay fookin' ahead of you, Shaun."

1 Feb 2006, 12:13

"This IN-HOOD auto cue is top draw ,Barney.You should get one yerself!"

1 Feb 2006, 12:15

:abovelol: :clap: Quality !

2 Feb 2006, 01:48

Shaun I've forgotten the words to The Boys are Back in Town

Well! here's another fine mess you've gotten me into Barny

2 Feb 2006, 02:13

LOL.... while only a 6 or 7 on the mirth scale....that did give me a brilliant mental image that looked a little like..

"hey shaun" (slap) "wopwopwopwopw....why you....." (sticks 2 fingers in Barney's eyes" etc

(sorry if that's the most pish poor stooges pastiche ever published, but I pretty much don;t find all that stuff very funny, so have little data to work from)

2 Feb 2006, 02:15

Steve Campbell wrote: LOL.... while only a 6 or 7 on the mirth scale....that did give me a brilliant mental image that looked a little like..

"hey shaun" (slap) "wopwopwopwopw....why you....." (sticks 2 fingers in Barney's eyes" etc

(sorry if that's the most pish poor stooges pastiche ever published, but I pretty much don;t find all that stuff very funny, so have little data to work from)

What on earth are you on about?

Classic Campbell!

:clap:

2 Feb 2006, 02:27

i was just going to say something like:

aren't' you emperor palpatine?

2 Feb 2006, 04:39

ya moost use the dark side barney! From now on I shall call you Darth Tunlesscunt

Big....think THREE STOOGES not IGGY+