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BE WARNED!

I don't how many of you shop at Walmart, but this may be useful to know. I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Walmart in Portland and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Walmart. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday.

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twist wrote: BE WARNED!

I don't how many of you shop at Walmart, but this may be useful to know. I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Walmart in Portland and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Walmart. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday.

still probably cheaper than visiting a house of ill repute. :D

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Thank God there's nothing in my wallet that I would miss.

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Twist, that's the most outrageous thing I've ever heard! Seriously, how can you get your wallet stolen during this scam?!:skeptic:

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Distraction. That's the bird up front's job.

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cozmonite61 wrote: Twist, that's the most outrageous thing I've ever heard! Seriously, how can you get your wallet stolen during this scam?!:skeptic:

i'm a very good pickpocket.

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You've been a bad, bad girl...

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AgentWood wrote:

cozmonite61 wrote: Twist, that's the most outrageous thing I've ever heard! Seriously, how can you get your wallet stolen during this scam?!:skeptic:

i'm a very good pickpocket.

yes, i am sure you can be quite distracting.

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote: You've been a bad, bad girl...

i am doing my part to keep the unemployment rate down.

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You haven't been 'round to my place yet. I hear the unemployment rate is quite high there.

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote: You haven't been 'round to my place yet. I hear the unemployment rate is quite high there.

my partner-in-crime, agent moore, lives in portland. remember?

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So if you're the pick-pocket...

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I gotta start shopping at Wal-Mart more often! :evil4:

:rofl: at the original story, btw :nod:

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote: So if you're the pick-pocket...

you catch on quickly, comrade.

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I was just thinking about her the other day. Perhaps I can stay a bit longer...

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Taboo # 7 wrote: I gotta start shopping at Wal-Mart more often! :evil4:

:rofl: at the original story, btw :nod:

we don't have wal-mart here yet. :cry:

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Taboo # 7 wrote: :rofl: at the original story, btw :nod:

Yeah, I've read the story somewhere else before.

Well, I won the Nigerian lottery yesterday and I'm off to send some cheques so I can claim my winnings.

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This just in:

RUSSIAN PROPOSAL!

Dear friend

I am Mrs. Larisa Sosnitskaya a personal treasurer to Mikhail Khodorkovsky the Richest man in Russia and owner of the following companies, Chairman CEO: YUKOS OIL (Russian Largest Oil Company) Chairman CEO: Menatep SBP Bank (A well reputable financial institution with it’s Branches all over the world).

SOURCE OF FUNDS:

I have a profiling amount in an excess of US$46.M, which I seek your Partnership in accommodating for me. You will be rewarded with 20% of The total sum for your partnership. Can you be my partner on this???

INTRODUCTION OF MY SELF:

As a personal consultant to him, authority Was handed over to me in transfer of money of an American oil merchant For his last oil deal with my boss Mikhail Khodorkovsky. Already the funds have left the shore of Russia to an European private Bank where the final crediting is expected to be carried out. While I was on the process, My Boss got arrested for his Involvement in politics by financing the leading And opposing political parties (the Union of Right Forces,led by Boris Nemtsov, and Yabloko, a liberal/social democratic party Led by Gregor Yavlinsky) which poses treat to President Vladimir Putin Second Tenure as Russian president.

You can catch more of the story on This website: http://www.yukos.com http://news.ft.com/cms/4bb9612a-d254-11d8-b661-00000e2511c8.html http: //www.hoovers.com/yukos/--ID__53700--/free-co-factsheet.xhtml http: //newsfromrussia.com/main/2003/11/13/51215.html

YOUR ROLE:

All I need from you is to stand as the beneficiary of the Above quoted Sum and I will re-profile the funds with your name, which will enable The European bank transfer the sum to you. I have decided to use this Sum to relocate to American continent and never to be connected to any Of Mikhail Khodorkovsky conglomerates.As Soon as I confirm your readiness to conclude the transaction with me, I Will provide you with the details. Please reach me through this email address mrslarisa77@aim. com for further corresponding.

Thank you very much.

Regards

Mrs Larisa Sosnitskaya

What do you think? Looks real enough to me.

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BIGINOIL wrote: This just in:

RUSSIAN PROPOSAL!

What do you think? Looks real enough to me.

Well would ou adam and eve it the bitch sent the same thing to me too. Another quality NOOL generated spam then...seriously tho...nool@sslightlyn.... gets more spam than ALL other addresses combined. Apparently there is a lot of fun to be had responding to these people and wating some of their time

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My NOOL address is the whore of my inbox too.

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