Words you've not heard for years...

Fizzogg Scrap Packed in Ace Cobblers Privvy Bob a job Powfagged

"Nick, you've shit your pants"

Top thread. Comes up every now and again - the last time got me into saying "Ace" all the time, after at least twenty years. I've progressed to "brill" now which is, well, brill!

The best word of all is "hapless". If you've used it, you've had a good day.

Got another...

My trainers were TISHED IN, after the gig!

It's Cambo's round!

pumps

(i.e trainees)

Stuart Hall laughing in his bronchial way, Eddie Waring and the inevitable "Luxembourg, nul points" at the end of each game...

Arsenal have won a game today after beating...........:(

Division 1- round up of results:

Arsenal 7 Luton Town 1

'kirk cameron is such a babe.' keytar fruit roll-up

Bonzette wrote: Division 1- round up of results:

Arsenal 7 Luton Town 1

Cheer up! :mail4u:

john kershaw wrote: pumps

(i.e trainees)

Plimsolls surely!

Frock

Mint

(Heard that last week, in fact)

Pig off

(not to you Biggy, although thinking about it... pig off!)

Steve Lea wrote:

Bonzette wrote: Division 1- round up of results:

Arsenal 7 Luton Town 1

Cheer up! :mail4u:

You got mail!!!:)

Lumbago

Oya (as in ouch!)

Al Jarvis wrote:

Bonzette wrote: Division 1- round up of results:

Arsenal 7 Luton Town 1

"Arsenal in the top 4"

Amusingly, the first EVER game of footie I went to we put 7 past Baa-rdiff. And I've never seen us hit 7 in a solitary game since. Boo hoo.

Don't know if i'm laughing at Arsenal in the top 4, or Luton scoring 7 goals

Got to be a finish above Spurs!

Well i should look on the brightside of things- it's not like Luton have EVER managed to beat us in an important cup final or anything- is it?

*whispers*

Nig nog

*runs*

A sensible Republican A strong Democratic candidate Peace in the Middle East Fudge :p

fickle fickle Arsenal fans.

LFC fans would never rip our team like you do.

(i know you're messin )

Missy Jem wrote: *whispers*

Nig nog

*runs*

honky: sprints.

john kershaw wrote: fickle fickle Arsenal fans.

LFC fans would never rip our team like you do.

(i know you're messin )

Not about having nightmares about you!

Oh, forgot one:

"Yes, Trevor, I will go out with you!"

Oh well.......

It only costs £5 to change your name by deedpoll...

Joking!!

Yonks....which means ages and Spogs...which means sweets

stiffy

Wheeker Millions.... in the context of"what some cola...I've got millions of it"

And phrases... JK....EVERYONE else has heard "it's your round cambo" tis only my ears which are deaf to it.

Phrases I may never have heard at all, or in a very long time.... "Steve, do u think u could turn yer bass up a bit we can barely hear ya" "that's the most controlled electronic performance I've ever seen" When I was doin the radio briefly...... "Great show today steve, try and work in a few more New Order tracks tomorrow, they were a bit thin on the ground today"

bonkon does'nt get used much these days...I don't mean my bonkon,just the word Bonkon!

just 'boshed' a window

bansheeman wrote: just 'boshed' a window

Bloody vandal!

'Sprocket' - (which was my nickname in primary school)

acest - someone who is the most ace amongst other ace people

dooker - the deepest part of the local river where i grew up. (legend has it that the reeds pulled you under)

I've got a mate called sprocket,we use it all the time

ace drongo larrikin

delorean tubular 'well, isn't that special' 'something is afoot at the circle K' 'i just want to be loved, is that so wrong?' the bartman spuds mackenzie crimp DAT colecovision

beta video 2000 video disc

def wack buck wild

an American uttering "Let's have spag bog tonight" "Robert Smith's hot" "I'm an honest, hardworking American just like you" coming from a local/state/government politician's mouth

employment:D

Tesco

Ronald Kirsch wrote: beta

Perhaps u aint heard the word....but u watch it every day u numpty. :D not for long tho

Nitty (as in NORA)

Strike A Light!!

Belter.

I claim that car.

Stroked to the ballicks.

Sheesh

Rocket Mick wrote: employment:D

"You're hired!"

i think we should double your pay.

"Meanwhile, back at the ranch..."

"And now, From Norwich,it's Sale of the centurey with your Host nicolas Parsons" (it's important to read his name as if you are doing a dalek voice, but without trying to do the effects.... sort of like Ni co las parrrr sonsssss)

fantastic last ditch tackle by Sol Campbell

john kershaw wrote: fantastic last ditch tackle by Sol Campbell

Fuck Off!

Bonzette wrote:

john kershaw wrote: fantastic last ditch tackle by Sol Campbell

Fuck Off!

you missed out 5 more words:

"i'm finished with this game"

Steve Campbell wrote: "And now, From Norwich,it's Sale of the centurey with your Host nicolas Parsons" (it's important to read his name as if you are doing a dalek voice, but without trying to do the effects.... sort of like Ni co las parrrr sonsssss)

that show is still called that? you know it originally came from oz. it is back now and called temptation, as it was when it still was on radio.

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: "And now, From Norwich,it's Sale of the centurey with your Host nicolas Parsons" (it's important to read his name as if you are doing a dalek voice, but without trying to do the effects.... sort of like Ni co las parrrr sonsssss)

that show is still called that? you know it originally came from oz. it is back now and called temptation, as it was when it still was on radio.

ow is Tony Barber. dead yet?

john kershaw wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

john kershaw wrote: fantastic last ditch tackle by Sol Campbell

Fuck Off!

you missed out 5 more words:

"i'm finished with this game"

How about Fuck Off?

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: "And now, From Norwich,it's Sale of the centurey with your Host nicolas Parsons" (it's important to read his name as if you are doing a dalek voice, but without trying to do the effects.... sort of like Ni co las parrrr sonsssss)

that show is still called that? you know it originally came from oz. it is back now and called temptation, as it was when it still was on radio.

I have no idea.....it was fucking torture back in 1975, and put me off Hammond organs for a good 20 years...I'm not about to seek it out.

The point was that I hadn't heard that stupid fucking intro (over the VERY cheap Anglia TV logo...even UTV's was nicer....a terrible indictment), since at the very latest 1982.

SHRIEK.... my brain just forced me to remember "Mr and Mrs"

john kershaw wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: "And now, From Norwich,it's Sale of the centurey with your Host nicolas Parsons" (it's important to read his name as if you are doing a dalek voice, but without trying to do the effects.... sort of like Ni co las parrrr sonsssss)

that show is still called that? you know it originally came from oz. it is back now and called temptation, as it was when it still was on radio.

ow is Tony Barber. dead yet?

nope they replaced him with someone called glen ridge almost 10 years ago. then it went off the air about four years ago, only to come back as temptation last year, with new host ed phillips. it is almost exactly the same show with even the same old lines.

Bender

BIGINOIL wrote: Bender

Fuck off! You must hear that all the time.

I haven't heard anyone say 'upset the applecart' since Steve said it on the Accademy interview.

Bonzette wrote:

john kershaw wrote: fantastic last ditch tackle by Sol Campbell

Fuck Off!

Oh no I've heard those words recently

Smash Hits! Plastic Bertrand "Is it in?"

Bonzette wrote:

john kershaw wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

john kershaw wrote: fantastic last ditch tackle by Sol Campbell

Fuck Off!

you missed out 5 more words:

"i'm finished with this game"

How about Fuck Off?

What's going on with Sol???? Pires says he has a 'personal crisis'....whats the inside line Bonz???!

Steve Lea wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

john kershaw wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

john kershaw wrote: fantastic last ditch tackle by Sol Campbell

Fuck Off!

you missed out 5 more words:

"i'm finished with this game"

How about Fuck Off?

What's going on with Sol???? Pires says he has a 'personal crisis'....whats the inside line Bonz???!

he thinks he's on course to be an A-List Hollywood Superstar. Trouble is...he aint looked in the fuckin mirror. aaaghhh!

Manchester City have won a trophy

dunno why......but I thought about the word "wheedle" today...

antidisestablishmentarianism (think I spelled that one right)

haven't really heard the word "prevaricate" since Reagan left office.

Oh, top words of all......Spurs beat Chelsea....

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: "And now, From Norwich,it's Sale of the centurey with your Host nicolas Parsons" (it's important to read his name as if you are doing a dalek voice, but without trying to do the effects.... sort of like Ni co las parrrr sonsssss)

that show is still called that? you know it originally came from oz. it is back now and called temptation, as it was when it still was on radio.

sale of the century, originated by NBC television in the US: US--1969-1973, 1983-1989 australia (the great temptation)--1970-1976, 1980-2001, 2005-present UK--1971-1983, 1989 new zealand--1987-1993

AgentWood wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: "And now, From Norwich,it's Sale of the centurey with your Host nicolas Parsons" (it's important to read his name as if you are doing a dalek voice, but without trying to do the effects.... sort of like Ni co las parrrr sonsssss)

that show is still called that? you know it originally came from oz. it is back now and called temptation, as it was when it still was on radio.

sale of the century, originated by NBC television in the US: US--1969-1973, 1983-1989 australia (the great temptation)--1970-1976, 1980-2001, 2005-present UK--1971-1983, 1989 new zealand--1987-1993

i'll take your word on it, as with most things. what production company holds the rights there? is it Grundy? they are originally from Oz and produce it here, and at least in some oversees countries.

yup, the aussies (grundy) own the rights. as with what seems like most game shows.

p.s. you don't have to take my word on it--just wikipedia it! though i thought it was created by one of our 'big three.'

Missy Jem wrote:

bansheeman wrote: just 'boshed' a window

Bloody vandal!

i thought someone 12 miles away would understand that.have some oxo with bread bits in .POOR MANS CROTONS !!

bansheeman wrote: i thought someone 12 miles away would understand that.have some oxo with bread bits in .POOR MANS CROTONS !!

is a 'croton' like a proton? ;)

Steve Campbell wrote: "And now, From Norwich,it's Sale of the centurey with your Host nicolas Parsons" (it's important to read his name as if you are doing a dalek voice, but without trying to do the effects.... sort of like Ni co las parrrr sonsssss)

no dalek voices of any kind please steve

AgentWood wrote:

bansheeman wrote: i thought someone 12 miles away would understand that.have some oxo with bread bits in .POOR MANS CROTONS !!

is a 'croton' like a proton? ;)

its them things posh restuarants put floating in your soup.of course you'LL know that agent but whats a proton ?