
A dickhead from Blackpool has spent £30,000 making his front room look like a French tarts dolls house.
The dickhead, 65, said "I couldn't bear to be idle when I retired, this became what I do all day".
(this is my favourite bit)
"...when we sold the other houses the buyers asked how we could leave something so beautiful."
Yeah, right. Just before they got the PROPER decorators in.