first anniversary that australia has been without an ambassador from the USA

it is sad but it is true. and i thought we were such great mates. we even followed you into afgahnistan and iraq. please send us an official representative. is this how you treat your best friends?

i volunteer to go if nobody better will

Well, seein' as how they need somebody, and seein' as how I need a job, and seein' as how Oz has lots of hot Australian birds, I'll step up and offer my services.

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Well, seein' as how they need somebody, and seein' as how I need a job, and seein' as how Oz has lots of hot Australian birds, I'll step up and offer my services.

you'll have to start sweetalking your mate W first.

ack...urp...

[ahem]

Dear President Arsew...Erm, Bush;

Imagine a strong, free United States of America with me 10,000 miles away...

Hire me,

Comrade Shampanyov

Send us the Governator

Ja, that's right, Ah-nuld says he would make a fantastic ahm-bass-a-dore to Aus-trahl-ee-ya.

But I need the job...

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: ack...urp...

[ahem]

Dear President Arsew...Erm, Bush;

Imagine a strong, free United States of America with me 10,000 miles away...

Hire me,

Comrade Shampanyov

sounds as good an argument as any. i can't imagine why you haven't received that phone call yet.

its a really lovely building you guys decided to grace our fair city with. it looks just like the govenor's palace in colonial williamsburg. just one security concern. for some reason sombody allowed the turkish embassy to be built just across the road, whereas i'm not even allowed to park in that street when i want to ask how to apply for a passport.

It's amazing that we've lasted a whole year without someone here to direct our foreign policy for us.

How did we survive?

:\pimp3:

Here I was thinking this thread was Ronald's way of asking me to come to Australia. Actually, it'd be really cool to be ambassador.. I wonder how one goes about that.

melly wrote: Here I was thinking this thread was Ronald's way of asking me to come to Australia. Actually, it'd be really cool to be ambassador.. I wonder how one goes about that.

have a talk to your fellow texan in in the casa blanco.

you can come anytime.

Maybe I can get to his old man first and butter him up. I'm sure a recommendation from his father is pretty much the same as having a degree or any credibility as an asset to these here United States.

[orange]depthcharge[/orange] wrote: It's amazing that we've lasted a whole year without someone here to direct our foreign policy for us.

How did we survive?

:\pimp3:

downer...

mmh wrote:

[orange]depthcharge[/orange] wrote: It's amazing that we've lasted a whole year without someone here to direct our foreign policy for us.

How did we survive?

:\pimp3:

downer...

to quote the previous prime minister of Oz "the idiot son of the aristocracy". sorry noting has changed. he gave an embarrassing interview tonight on the 7.30 report on the allegation that the australian wheat board gave millions of dollars in kickbacks to sadam hussain's regime, for wheat contracts. yes you heard right, the current insrugency in iraq may in part have been funded by the australian wheat board, and therfore indirctly by the australian government.

Spotnick wrote: We can send you ours... he's a total idiot.

I guess that means I'm unqualified to work for this administration then.