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Steve Campbell wrote: 22 grown men chasing the outside of a cow and the inside of a pig round a field while 10's of 1000's of other sing badly and throw bottles.....WTF is THAT about :)

I repeat my challenge to the chavballists of this site to name a single league footballer who can win a minor league motor race, cos that uber-chinned cheating product of NAZI Eugenics Schumacher can score a right few goals in lower divisiion matches (he occassionally guested for Kerpin FC I believe) as well as all manor of charity events many against professional chavballers.

Then again, it can be easily and soundly argued that being a total iliterate, dribbling, knuckle dragger in football is an advantage...in F1 it's a REQUIREMENT.

I used to know a racing driver, Peter Dumbreck, the guy that drove the Merc that did the somersaults at Le Mans. Not only was I a better footballer than him but I wasted him at Super MarioKart :D

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Grrrrrr piss off with your sensible evidence and logical arguments....no place for it here. :D

What we want is ranting bullshit and gibbering rhetoric, thank you very much ;)

PD's flip at le mans is top 5 scariest things EVER (outside the USA where they just fire pickup trucks into the stands willie nillie), did rather well for himself in F Nippon or something as well. Bugger will always have a job testing with all the different shit he drove.

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seriously though how bad can it be?

Ronaldo dealt with his Fathers death and rape allegations within the space of a month. Can it get worse than that?

:shrug:

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Steve Campbell wrote: Grrrrrr piss off with your sensible evidence and logical arguments....no place for it here. :D

What we want is ranting bullshit and gibbering rhetoric, thank you very much ;)

PD's flip at le mans is top 5 scariest things EVER (outside the USA where they just fire pickup trucks into the stands willie nillie), did rather well for himself in F Nippon or something as well. Bugger will always have a job testing with all the different shit he drove.

I was at Le Mans when it happened, not funny as I was with his relatives and girlfriend (he was going out with my girlfriend of the time sister). The first thing that happened when he was pulled out of the wreck was he got breathalysed!! It was because where it happened (Mulsanne straight?) is public road outside the event and was required by law. I think he passed?

At least he was able to tell me how to deal with massive understeer in front wheel drive car after me spinning a Corrado twice. Never had to use that advice yet thankfully.

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Al Jarvis wrote:

Bonzette wrote: I've been told- News Of The World on Sunday.

What?! They're gonna tell us what we already 'know'?! Bastards, eh?!

Everyone heard the one about Sol and Lennox?! Yeah, thought so.

Who cares? You obviously!

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Bonzette wrote: Who cares? You obviously!

Er, why should I give a fcuk?! It's your team he fcut over midweek, not mine. It's you who should give a fcuk about his current mental state, not me.

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Al Jarvis wrote:

Bonzette wrote: Who cares? You obviously!

Er, why should I give a fcuk?! It's your team he fcut over midweek, not mine. It's you who should give a fcuk about his current mental state, not me.

Deep breaths...........and breath!

Feel better now Al?:laugh:

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Bonzette wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Bonzette wrote: Who cares? You obviously!

Er, why should I give a fcuk?! It's your team he fcut over midweek, not mine. It's you who should give a fcuk about his current mental state, not me.

Deep breaths...........and breath!

Feel better now Al?

Bless. You're so funny. :nod:

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Its ok for John O'shea and Will Young to to bum one and other,so why not Soloman?I had no idea Sol was gay tho.Is this just roumors ala Lennox Lewis..Lennox proved to be not gay after being plagued by roumors throughout his career..

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Al Jarvis wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Bonzette wrote: Who cares? You obviously!

Er, why should I give a fcuk?! It's your team he fcut over midweek, not mine. It's you who should give a fcuk about his current mental state, not me.

Deep breaths...........and breath!

Feel better now Al?

Bless. You're so funny. :nod:

:wink:

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Boatraceface wrote: Its ok for John O'shea and Will Young to to bum one and other,so why not Soloman?I had no idea Sol was gay tho.Is this just roumors ala Lennox Lewis..Lennox proved to be not gay after being plagued by roumors throughout his career..

I forgot about O'Shea. I'm sorry, but Will Young gets linked to every Prem footballer who might possibly be light-footed. See also: a current Pompey fullback, an Everton centre-forward and a Birmingham centre-half.

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Bonzette wrote: :wink:

:p

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Boatraceface wrote: Its ok for John O'shea and Will Young to to bum one and other,so why not Soloman?I had no idea Sol was gay tho.Is this just roumors ala Lennox Lewis..Lennox proved to be not gay after being plagued by roumors throughout his career..

News to me that :eek3:

No wonder he plays at the back.

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Barney Army wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Grrrrrr piss off with your sensible evidence and logical arguments....no place for it here. :D

What we want is ranting bullshit and gibbering rhetoric, thank you very much ;)

PD's flip at le mans is top 5 scariest things EVER (outside the USA where they just fire pickup trucks into the stands willie nillie), did rather well for himself in F Nippon or something as well. Bugger will always have a job testing with all the different shit he drove.

I was at Le Mans when it happened, not funny as I was with his relatives and girlfriend (he was going out with my girlfriend of the time sister). The first thing that happened when he was pulled out of the wreck was he got breathalysed!! It was because where it happened (Mulsanne straight?) is public road outside the event and was required by law. I think he passed?

At least he was able to tell me how to deal with massive understeer in front wheel drive car after me spinning a Corrado twice. Never had to use that advice yet thankfully.

Lift off a lot more gently than you had been doing? :D Corado=the thinking man's Golf. lovely machines.

I loved that when he got out of the car you could see that even thru the shock and concussion, he was working out how far he was from the road and thinking WTF?

I believe it was the hump at the end of the straight just before (the now castrated) Mulsanne corner. get the chicanes out to fuck, lets get 250+mph going again...and put Mulsanne corner back to a 6ft wide square right...that'll sort em.

It was the first time Merc had been back at Le-mans with a factory entry since they stuck a car into the S/F grandstand in 56(?) and wiped out the driver and 79 punters....and you thought you fuckers had it hard with Cantona? :D

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Barney Army wrote: No wonder he plays at the back.

I knew one of your lot (United) who was female and from Maidenhead (also, like most United!) who followed you lot EVERYWHERE! Every pre-season friendly, etc, and was 99% convinced about a former fullback of yours being gay, who would make one of the unlikeliest gay icons you would ever expect!

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Al Jarvis wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Its ok for John O'shea and Will Young to to bum one and other,so why not Soloman?I had no idea Sol was gay tho.Is this just roumors ala Lennox Lewis..Lennox proved to be not gay after being plagued by roumors throughout his career..

I forgot about O'Shea. I'm sorry, but Will Young gets linked to every Prem footballer who might possibly be light-footed. See also: a current Pompey fullback, an Everton centre-forward and a Birmingham centre-half.

The plot thickens....Everton Centre forward hmmm,Marcus BENT would be too easy, and too Charlton Athletic anyway... so I'm going with James Beattie(That sounds as if I'm a fudgepusher too,fuck...I mean i'm guessing him)Brum centre half-Matty/Batty Upson?Portsmouth full back...fuck knows..Am I close or well wide of the mark?

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Al Jarvis wrote:

Bonzette wrote: I've been told- News Of The World on Sunday.

What?! They're gonna tell us what we already 'know'?! Bastards, eh?!

Everyone heard the one about Sol and Lennox?! Yeah, thought so.

sols been sprung shagging annie lennox??? no wonder hes gutted.:spit:

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Steve Campbell wrote: 22 grown men chasing the outside of a cow and the inside of a pig round a field while 10's of 1000's of other sing badly and throw bottles.....WTF is THAT about :)

Dude! it's a GEO balanced hand stitched PU casing with a carbon-latex bladder and Airbloc II valve system, if you don't mind :laugh:

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Al Jarvis wrote:

Barney Army wrote: No wonder he plays at the back.

I knew one of your lot (United) who was female and from Maidenhead (also, like most United!) who followed you lot EVERYWHERE! Every pre-season friendly, etc, and was 99% convinced about a former fullback of yours being gay, who would make one of the unlikeliest gay icons you would ever expect!

former fullback? that narrows it down!! Tony Dunne? :laugh:

nah, his son used to knock around with my bro. Although I guess that means Jack_S.

Do you know Al? I could probably guess if I knew the era...it's all in the running style yer know. Arms flapping loose wrists, flayed legs, pink predators... :evil4:

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Whilst on the subject of gay footballers.

A crafty urban myth started by Reds was that Steve Coppell left City so quickly because he fell in love with Fronzeck, but Frontzeck had Aids :evil4:

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duroc wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: 22 grown men chasing the outside of a cow and the inside of a pig round a field while 10's of 1000's of other sing badly and throw bottles.....WTF is THAT about :)

Dude! it's a GEO balanced hand stitched PU casing with a carbon-latex bladder and Airbloc II valve system, if you don't mind :laugh:

:bow: :clap:

A football geek... I am impressed :D

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Steve Campbell wrote:

duroc wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: 22 grown men chasing the outside of a cow and the inside of a pig round a field while 10's of 1000's of other sing badly and throw bottles.....WTF is THAT about :)

Dude! it's a GEO balanced hand stitched PU casing with a carbon-latex bladder and Airbloc II valve system, if you don't mind :laugh:

:bow: :clap:

A football geek... I am impressed :D

Cambo, are you related to..........Sol?

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Matthew Taylor

or so i've heard

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Steve Campbell wrote: I believe it was the hump at the end of the straight just before (the now castrated) Mulsanne corner.

Yes and No.

It was the hump that let 'dirty air' get under the car.

By dirty I dont mean scousers, or dirt, I mean unpredictable air flow, heat does things to air density as you know. A test driver flipped his Merc in testing the day before the event and landed back on the fuckin wheels!. The car was fucked obv, but they still had a spare for the event. Mercedes solution? A strip of Lead in the front spoiler.

And the reason DB didnt land back on his wheels and ended up in the forest was coz he was racing.....really racing. It could have ended up so different for him as he was making up real time, but all things considered, that is what motorsport is all about, you drive the car faster than it can handle...you lose. Well the designers do anyway.

I first met him well before that, it was an hour before his debut into F3 at Donnington. I have never, never, seen a man so ill looking. But the quality racing drivers have is that they can still keep it together under enormous, fuckin life threatening, situations. Freaks, the lot of em. But respect.

Still, I took him to my local boozer once, he was one booooring fucker, real hard work. A machine, not a man.

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Bonzette wrote:

Snorrimon wrote: Laughed my head off at his defending on Wednesday (being a West Ham fan) and at Arsenal's current form in general, but if he does have private issues he's struggling with then I wish him all the best - he is a top player and with an England shirt on, will always support and rate him... With an Arsenal shirt on... well, long may the standard of Wednesday's performance continue (at least against the Hammers...)

Snorri xxx

Well, you'll know then, that had it not been for Sol, you'd never have got those frst 2 goals!

Anyway..........we shall rise from the ashes of Division 1 (got that wrong Cambo- tickets would go up probably- got to pay for that new ground somehow)

I'M ARSENAL AND I'M PROUD:thumb:

No stick from me on Sol matters, even if he did decide to switch allegiances....yeah, we got to see finally Sol's errors, he must've been mortified when those happened, so I personally hope he uses the time off to get his head together, life's too frickin' short as it is.

Forgive the sentimentality here, just got news a bit ago that a great business associate of ours was killed in a tragic accident last night with his teen daughter....I'm gonna really miss joking with him about our local rivalries (quite a bit like Arse/Spurs, to be honest)......least I got to say goodbye and share a final laugh with him on Wednesday, I drove by the accident site unknowing this morning, wondering what the hell had happened to make such destruction........:cry: :cry: :cry:

RIP Jerry

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[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Snorrimon wrote: Laughed my head off at his defending on Wednesday (being a West Ham fan) and at Arsenal's current form in general, but if he does have private issues he's struggling with then I wish him all the best - he is a top player and with an England shirt on, will always support and rate him... With an Arsenal shirt on... well, long may the standard of Wednesday's performance continue (at least against the Hammers...)

Snorri xxx

Well, you'll know then, that had it not been for Sol, you'd never have got those frst 2 goals!

Anyway..........we shall rise from the ashes of Division 1 (got that wrong Cambo- tickets would go up probably- got to pay for that new ground somehow)

I'M ARSENAL AND I'M PROUD:thumb:

No stick from me on Sol matters, even if he did decide to switch allegiances....yeah, we got to see finally Sol's errors, he must've been mortified when those happened, so I personally hope he uses the time off to get his head together, life's too frickin' short as it is.

Forgive the sentimentality here, just got news a bit ago that a great business associate of ours was killed in a tragic accident last night with his teen daughter....I'm gonna really miss joking with him about our local rivalries (quite a bit like Arse/Spurs, to be honest)......least I got to say goodbye and share a final laugh with him on Wednesday, I drove by the accident site unknowing this morning, wondering what the hell had happened to make such destruction........:cry: :cry: :cry:

RIP Jerry

Evening Green!

:)

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Just to be technical........good morning to you Bonzette...:)

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Barney Army wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: I believe it was the hump at the end of the straight just before (the now castrated) Mulsanne corner.

Yes and No.

It was the hump that let 'dirty air' get under the car.

By dirty I dont mean scousers, or dirt, I mean unpredictable air flow, heat does things to air density as you know. A test driver flipped his Merc in testing the day before the event and landed back on the fuckin wheels!. The car was fucked obv, but they still had a spare for the event. Mercedes solution? A strip of Lead in the front spoiler.

And the reason DB didnt land back on his wheels and ended up in the forest was coz he was racing.....really racing. It could have ended up so different for him as he was making up real time, but all things considered, that is what motorsport is all about, you drive the car faster than it can handle...you lose. Well the designers do anyway.

I first met him well before that, it was an hour before his debut into F3 at Donnington. I have never, never, seen a man so ill looking. But the quality racing drivers have is that they can still keep it together under enormous, fuckin life threatening, situations. Freaks, the lot of em. But respect.

Still, I took him to my local boozer once, he was one booooring fucker, real hard work. A machine, not a man.

I meant where not what :D

And I'm an old hand at dirty air and the like, not only a die hard f1 fan but one of me former GPL buddies is an aerodynamics PHD...he has a fairly medium job just now, but all his mates who failed and flunked all have jobs at F1 teams, so I get all manner of excluslive news and shit way ahead of time, but pay for it in long lectures on all those ugly bits sticking out of the tops of GP cars, and ground effect and fookin CFD simulations.....clever cunt so he is, his maths is light years ahead of mine so he loses me in that most times.

Racing drivers are legendarily dull. the theory is that anyone with the slightest hint of imagination or inteligence would instantly predict the eventual outcome of sitting in a small coffin surrounded by petrol doing 190mph up a clif face in belgium in the rain. The FIA's Dr professor Sid Watkins, a consultant neurosugeon has stated severl times that he has never detected the presence of anything at all inside a racing drivers head that could be considered a brain :D They also get confused by people who are not that way...hence the likes of Eddie Irvine (a spanner compared with any of us but a possitive F1 gobshite...and the only man I;ve seen get interveiwed on the grid at monza on 3 E's (not racing I might add) ) and juan pablo montoya, who's a proper geezer, get hated by all and sundry (that and their uncanny ability to wall the opposition and get away with no damage).

wait for the world cup to come around and my latent football gene wil awaken and I will swear and rant and rave like the rest of you for a few weeks. FFS I got sent home from school after NI got fucked out of the 82 WC cos I argued with the headmaster that the referee, however empowered and within his rights, was still a moron (not sure if it was the bare faced saying of it or the leading of a chant of the entire p7 class that tipped him over the edge tho).

EDIT: worth noting that I am going into the WC with no idea who to support other than England until the 2nd round when I'll have to find someone else.....prepare for strange choices and stranger match comments I should imagine.

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[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Just to be technical........good morning to you Bonzette...:)

That's why you are a spurs fan! Difficult.:lol:

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