What is you Sexual Fantasy

Maya

Surely you've got taste

Diggy with A BARNEY haircut :shy:

Consider it done Angel

@ Mike, NOT you Monkey nor your harem

mmmmmm lovely

We should get a room Maya !

The Monkey Mafia wrote: erm.....A harem of female NOOLers?!?!?!

Barney's Angels may be booked through me :D

(I am now going into hiding in deepest Co. Cavan until they forget I said that)

EDIT: @ Mike, not you Stevs, haha

Your place or mine?

Me and Maya have an appoitment with destiny :sex:

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...............

Ooooooooooops sorry Scccccccchhhhhhhhhhhh everyone

and another reason New Order SHOULD sponsor NewOrderOnLine .. cause we are breeding the next generation

little Digits

to have sex..

boom boom

how does your wife feel about these types of posts, mike?

"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote: little Digits

cute as Alix of course

Barney Army wrote: to have sex..

boom boom

Bastard beat me to it

tee hee

how does your wife feel about these types of posts, mike?

Enjoys em !

AgentWood wrote: how does your wife feel about these types of posts, mike?

How does your Mum feel about you posting your tits online?

How does your Mum feel about you posting your tits online?

I know tut tut

Footballer's wife wrote:

AgentWood wrote: how does your wife feel about these types of posts, mike?

How does your Mum feel about you posting your tits online?

very proud. i was, after all, the cutest little button-nose ever.

very proud. i was, after all, the cutest little button-nose ever.

Thought that was a big nipple

"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote: very proud. i was, after all, the cutest little button-nose ever.

Thought that was a big nipple

You posted a link to unexistable (is it a word ??) email address

The Monkey Mafia wrote:

Footballer's wife wrote: Monkey, I want to do you and your harem

mmmmmm lovely

Fookin'ell you are a TART!!!!

You're not allowed to put words in my mouth

Footballer's wife wrote:

unexistable (is it a word ??)

UNEXISTING!!

FUCK A FOREIGNER !!!!! :\ohwell:

Footballer's wife wrote:

The Monkey Mafia wrote:

Footballer's wife wrote: Monkey, I want to do you and your harem

mmmmmm lovely

Fookin'ell you are a TART!!!!

You're not allowed to put words in my mouth

Fuck's sake Auntie May, that's how girls get the wrong sort of internet attention.

PS...what are you wearing?

Maya, I am going to bed , see you in a mo !

Steve Campbell wrote: Fuck's sake Auntie May, that's how girls get the wrong sort of internet attention.

PS...what are you wearing?

I think Mike looks quite good on me tonite

Schhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Night people

Except Maya.

Scchhh don't talk with yer mouth full

"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote: Schhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Night people

Except Maya.

Scchhh don't talk with yer mouth full

And you don't type with your fingers sticky

it is.....

i think i'll go and mow the lawn now.

and to think I have been told to get a room for talking bollox with Melly/Jem :(

Mike you tart...wassat pic of jem with in yer profile mate...I know that ear and that shirt. Maya, he's a dog

Is this thread just an attempt for me to make an ass out of myself by posting some homoerotic fantasy involving members of the Cure and Depeche Mode, or is it just for DMB to declare how much he wants Maya?

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Is this thread just an attempt for me to make an ass out of myself by posting some homoerotic fantasy involving members of the Cure and Depeche Mode?

we'll leave that up to you. however, i think we all know the answer to this.

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Is this thread just an attempt for me to make an ass out of myself by posting some homoerotic fantasy involving members of the Cure and Depeche Mode, or is it just for DMB to declare how much he wants Maya?

only you know the answer to that.

sort yer head out pal

Footballer's wife wrote:

Footballer's wife wrote:

unexistable (is it a word ??)

UNEXISTING!!

FUCK A FOREIGNER !!!!! :\ohwell:

Try non-existent. ;)

Not sure what mine is.

But I'm Gunner enjoy it

Barney Army wrote: Not sure what mine is.

But I'm Gunner enjoy it

B A(ve)

Anything that don't involve my right hand.

Well, not anything anything. Some things are baaa--aaa-tter left to Tabbsy.

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Anything that don't involve my right hand.

Well, not anything anything. Some things are baaa--aaa-tter left to Tabbsy.

I've just finished mowing the lawn, and what do i find. way too much information. i think i'll go back out into the garden and kill some weeds.

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Anything that don't involve my right hand.

Well, not anything anything. Some things are baaa--aaa-tter left to Tabbsy.

I've just finished mowing the lawn, and what do i find. way too much information. i think i'll go back out into the garden and kill some weeds.

Weeds are in the eye of the beholder....you're a fuckin mass murderer Ron.

Vegetable rights and peace!

Steve Campbell wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Anything that don't involve my right hand.

Well, not anything anything. Some things are baaa--aaa-tter left to Tabbsy.

I've just finished mowing the lawn, and what do i find. way too much information. i think i'll go back out into the garden and kill some weeds.

Weeds are in the eye of the beholder....you're a fuckin mass murderer Ron.

Vegetable rights and peace!

i've just come back from buying the weed killer. i will apply it any second now. the responsibilities of being a home owner. sorry, but i do try and keep the place looking reasonable.

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Anything that don't involve my right hand.

Well, not anything anything. Some things are baaa--aaa-tter left to Tabbsy.

I've just finished mowing the lawn, and what do i find. way too much information. i think i'll go back out into the garden and kill some weeds.

Weeds are in the eye of the beholder....you're a fuckin mass murderer Ron.

Vegetable rights and peace!

i've just come back from buying the weed killer. i will apply it any second now. the responsibilities of being a home owner. sorry, but i do try and keep the place looking reasonable.

What kind of sick teutonic fantasy are you on about, Ronno?

Yeah, how did this thread go from sexual fantasies to lawn care?

Rons is of German stock. Having, for educational reasons only, seen some german pornography, I can only assume that he is discussing mass herbicide in fear that he may actually answer the question and alarm the noolettes.

you will note alslo my own circumvention of an answer, but it's only because the only answer I could give would cause imense mirth.

there's plenty of room in my garden for plants. the right plants that is.

i was wondering how long it would take before i'd get the oh he is german comments.

anyway i have to do it when i can. who knows when i'll feel up to it next. if you think i am going to spend half a day weeding, when i can achieve the same result in half an hour, you've got another thing coming.

it is done now.

Ronald Kirsch wrote: there's plenty of room in my garden for plants. the right plants that is.

i was wondering how long it would take before i'd get the oh he is german comments.

anyway i have to do it when i can. who knows when i'll feel up to it next. if you think i am going to spend half a day weeding, when i can achieve the same result in half an hour, you've got another thing coming.

it is done now.

Defo German.

Steve Campbell wrote: Rons is of German stock. Having, for educational reasons only, seen some german pornography, I can only assume that he is discussing mass herbicide in fear that he may actually answer the question and alarm the noolettes.

you will note alslo my own circumvention of an answer, but it's only because the only answer I could give would cause imense mirth.

Ooh my curiosity has peaked. Now you both have to share.

tread gently here- you guys are giving Ron a hard time and he's a man with a mission, has just used an electric sharp mower and has industrial chemical weed killers. think of the damage that could be inflicted. hard work under the Aussie sun is an excellent rememdy- good work there... now when the thread goes from fantasy- to rr lawn care to mm phishing trips. ?...everyone's gone to bed or is standing by the ocean..

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: there's plenty of room in my garden for plants. the right plants that is.

i was wondering how long it would take before i'd get the oh he is german comments.

anyway i have to do it when i can. who knows when i'll feel up to it next. if you think i am going to spend half a day weeding, when i can achieve the same result in half an hour, you've got another thing coming.

it is done now.

Defo German.

so German I'm joining Dad's Army tonight....

just in case

they dont like it up 'em

taxi wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Rons is of German stock. Having, for educational reasons only, seen some german pornography, I can only assume that he is discussing mass herbicide in fear that he may actually answer the question and alarm the noolettes.

you will note alslo my own circumvention of an answer, but it's only because the only answer I could give would cause imense mirth.

Ooh my curiosity has peaked. Now you both have to share.

what do you want to know?

it may take a while as i now have finished gardening and am going to have a shower.

Barney Army wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: there's plenty of room in my garden for plants. the right plants that is.

i was wondering how long it would take before i'd get the oh he is german comments.

anyway i have to do it when i can. who knows when i'll feel up to it next. if you think i am going to spend half a day weeding, when i can achieve the same result in half an hour, you've got another thing coming.

it is done now.

Defo German.

so German I'm joining Dad's Army tonight....

just in case

JW wrote: tread gently here- you guys are giving Ron a hard time and he's a man with a mission, has just used an electric sharp mower and has industrial chemical weed killers. think of the damage that could be inflicted. hard work under the Aussie sun is an excellent rememdy- good work there... now when the thread goes from fantasy- to rr lawn care to mm phishing trips. ?...everyone's gone to bed or is standing by the ocean..

thanks Jen.

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Barney Army wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: there's plenty of room in my garden for plants. the right plants that is.

i was wondering how long it would take before i'd get the oh he is german comments.

anyway i have to do it when i can. who knows when i'll feel up to it next. if you think i am going to spend half a day weeding, when i can achieve the same result in half an hour, you've got another thing coming.

it is done now.

Defo German.

so German I'm joining Dad's Army tonight....

just in case

let me remind you that i only ventured out in to the garden because i didn't want to read about the adventures of your right hand. :D

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

it may take a while as i now have finished gardening and am going to have a shower.

Famous last words

:shy:

You know, Ronald's been practical here.. he's reminded me I've got a box of daylily bulbs I've not put in the ground yet. I need to get on that.

Mike you tart...wassat pic of jem with in yer profile mate...I know that ear and that shirt.

Twas indeed Missy Jem

taxi wrote: Yeah, how did this thread go from sexual fantasies to lawn care?

Read between the lines.

He fantasises about "cutting another man's lawn".

:\pimp3:

my fantasy : a tub of oreo cookies.

[orange]depthcharge[/orange] wrote:

taxi wrote: Yeah, how did this thread go from sexual fantasies to lawn care?

Read between the lines.

He fantasises about "cutting another man's lawn".

:\pimp3:

shoosh.

Barney Army wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

it may take a while as i now have finished gardening and am going to have a shower.

Famous last words

:\oops:Fuck me! thats naughty...

Boatraceface wrote:

Barney Army wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

it may take a while as i now have finished gardening and am going to have a shower.

Famous last words

:\oops:Fuck me! thats naughty...

don't worry i let that one slide, as i was taking the shower, and not giving it.

I meant the possible holocost reference ,nevermind...

Boatraceface wrote: I meant the possible holocost reference ,nevermind...

i got it alright. me brains ain't cheese just yet.

Wie comme ich am besten das Gasthaus bitte?:beer3:

I'm off for a bit of a sesh...

Boatraceface wrote: Wie comme ich am besten das Gasthaus bitte?:beer3:

.

erste kreuzung links, dann 600 meter gradeaus, dann rechts, und schon bist du da.

Danka

An orgy with George Clooney and Tim Roth...

two girls, sisters, im watching

gerry jamieson wrote: two girls, sisters, im watching

Done that. But didn't just watch...

Many years ago.....

Rian wrote:

gerry jamieson wrote: two girls, sisters, im watching

Done that. But didn't just watch...

Many years ago.....

I got it Gerry! Taken literally by some of our continental friends though I see.

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Barney Army wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: there's plenty of room in my garden for plants. the right plants that is.

i was wondering how long it would take before i'd get the oh he is german comments.

anyway i have to do it when i can. who knows when i'll feel up to it next. if you think i am going to spend half a day weeding, when i can achieve the same result in half an hour, you've got another thing coming.

it is done now.

Defo German.

so German I'm joining Dad's Army tonight....

just in case

let me remind you that i only ventured out in to the garden because i didn't want to read about the adventures of your right hand. :D

Ok, Ok, I'll reveal my fantasy. It's... It's about... I'm... No, I daren't!

OK, it's me, having, you know, with a woman.

GlasVegas wrote:

Rian wrote:

gerry jamieson wrote: two girls, sisters, im watching

Done that. But didn't just watch...

Many years ago.....

I got it Gerry! Taken literally by some of our continental friends though I see.

yes well they are not the brightest are they?

gerry jamieson wrote:

GlasVegas wrote:

Rian wrote:

gerry jamieson wrote: two girls, sisters, im watching

Done that. But didn't just watch...

Many years ago.....

I got it Gerry! Taken literally by some of our continental friends though I see.

yes well they are not the brightest are they?

Err, am I not one of the brightest?

Yes you are Rian,but your are the shits at steering your bicycle safely

Boatraceface wrote: Yes you are Rian,but your are the shits at steering your bicycle safely

Ah! This thread was about bicycles. I misunderstood...

What is it with you Northern Europeans and your sexual fantasies involving lawnmowers, bicycles, and the like? Why can't you just have normal fantasies involving stockings and suspenders like the rest of us?

Or sheep, like they do in Kettering, or Walhalla?

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: What is it with you Northern Europeans and your sexual fantasies involving lawnmowers, bicycles, and the like? Why can't you just have normal fantasies involving stockings and suspenders like the rest of us?

Or sheep, like they do in Kettering, or Walhalla?

Why, sirrah, you insult my honor, sirrah!

Pistols at dawn...naked. Take that, pervert :p

Taboo # 7 wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: What is it with you Northern Europeans and your sexual fantasies involving lawnmowers, bicycles, and the like? Why can't you just have normal fantasies involving stockings and suspenders like the rest of us?

Or sheep, like they do in Kettering, or Walhalla?

Why, sirrah, you insult my honor, sirrah!

Fish slapping dance at dawn...naked. Take that, pervert :p

Kinda cold for a naked fish slapping dance, ain't it?