What is you Sexual Fantasy

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Barney Army wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: there's plenty of room in my garden for plants. the right plants that is.

i was wondering how long it would take before i'd get the oh he is german comments.

anyway i have to do it when i can. who knows when i'll feel up to it next. if you think i am going to spend half a day weeding, when i can achieve the same result in half an hour, you've got another thing coming.

it is done now.

Defo German.

so German I'm joining Dad's Army tonight....

just in case

let me remind you that i only ventured out in to the garden because i didn't want to read about the adventures of your right hand. :D

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

it may take a while as i now have finished gardening and am going to have a shower.

Famous last words

:shy:

You know, Ronald's been practical here.. he's reminded me I've got a box of daylily bulbs I've not put in the ground yet. I need to get on that.

Mike you tart...wassat pic of jem with in yer profile mate...I know that ear and that shirt.

Twas indeed Missy Jem

taxi wrote: Yeah, how did this thread go from sexual fantasies to lawn care?

Read between the lines.

He fantasises about "cutting another man's lawn".

:\pimp3:

my fantasy : a tub of oreo cookies.

[orange]depthcharge[/orange] wrote:

taxi wrote: Yeah, how did this thread go from sexual fantasies to lawn care?

Read between the lines.

He fantasises about "cutting another man's lawn".

:\pimp3:

shoosh.

Barney Army wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

it may take a while as i now have finished gardening and am going to have a shower.

Famous last words

:\oops:Fuck me! thats naughty...

Boatraceface wrote:

Barney Army wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

it may take a while as i now have finished gardening and am going to have a shower.

Famous last words

:\oops:Fuck me! thats naughty...

don't worry i let that one slide, as i was taking the shower, and not giving it.

I meant the possible holocost reference ,nevermind...

Boatraceface wrote: I meant the possible holocost reference ,nevermind...

i got it alright. me brains ain't cheese just yet.

Wie comme ich am besten das Gasthaus bitte?:beer3:

I'm off for a bit of a sesh...

Boatraceface wrote: Wie comme ich am besten das Gasthaus bitte?:beer3:

.

erste kreuzung links, dann 600 meter gradeaus, dann rechts, und schon bist du da.

Danka

An orgy with George Clooney and Tim Roth...

two girls, sisters, im watching

gerry jamieson wrote: two girls, sisters, im watching

Done that. But didn't just watch...

Many years ago.....

Rian wrote:

gerry jamieson wrote: two girls, sisters, im watching

Done that. But didn't just watch...

Many years ago.....

I got it Gerry! Taken literally by some of our continental friends though I see.

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Barney Army wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: there's plenty of room in my garden for plants. the right plants that is.

i was wondering how long it would take before i'd get the oh he is german comments.

anyway i have to do it when i can. who knows when i'll feel up to it next. if you think i am going to spend half a day weeding, when i can achieve the same result in half an hour, you've got another thing coming.

it is done now.

Defo German.

so German I'm joining Dad's Army tonight....

just in case

let me remind you that i only ventured out in to the garden because i didn't want to read about the adventures of your right hand. :D

Ok, Ok, I'll reveal my fantasy. It's... It's about... I'm... No, I daren't!

OK, it's me, having, you know, with a woman.

GlasVegas wrote:

Rian wrote:

gerry jamieson wrote: two girls, sisters, im watching

Done that. But didn't just watch...

Many years ago.....

I got it Gerry! Taken literally by some of our continental friends though I see.

yes well they are not the brightest are they?

gerry jamieson wrote:

GlasVegas wrote:

Rian wrote:

gerry jamieson wrote: two girls, sisters, im watching

Done that. But didn't just watch...

Many years ago.....

I got it Gerry! Taken literally by some of our continental friends though I see.

yes well they are not the brightest are they?

Err, am I not one of the brightest?

Yes you are Rian,but your are the shits at steering your bicycle safely

Boatraceface wrote: Yes you are Rian,but your are the shits at steering your bicycle safely

Ah! This thread was about bicycles. I misunderstood...

What is it with you Northern Europeans and your sexual fantasies involving lawnmowers, bicycles, and the like? Why can't you just have normal fantasies involving stockings and suspenders like the rest of us?

Or sheep, like they do in Kettering, or Walhalla?

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: What is it with you Northern Europeans and your sexual fantasies involving lawnmowers, bicycles, and the like? Why can't you just have normal fantasies involving stockings and suspenders like the rest of us?

Or sheep, like they do in Kettering, or Walhalla?

Why, sirrah, you insult my honor, sirrah!

Pistols at dawn...naked. Take that, pervert :p

Taboo # 7 wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: What is it with you Northern Europeans and your sexual fantasies involving lawnmowers, bicycles, and the like? Why can't you just have normal fantasies involving stockings and suspenders like the rest of us?

Or sheep, like they do in Kettering, or Walhalla?

Why, sirrah, you insult my honor, sirrah!

Fish slapping dance at dawn...naked. Take that, pervert :p

Kinda cold for a naked fish slapping dance, ain't it?