What is you Sexual Fantasy

Maya, I am going to bed , see you in a mo !

Steve Campbell wrote: Fuck's sake Auntie May, that's how girls get the wrong sort of internet attention.

PS...what are you wearing?

I think Mike looks quite good on me tonite

Schhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Night people

Except Maya.

Scchhh don't talk with yer mouth full

"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote: Schhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Night people

Except Maya.

Scchhh don't talk with yer mouth full

And you don't type with your fingers sticky

it is.....

i think i'll go and mow the lawn now.

and to think I have been told to get a room for talking bollox with Melly/Jem :(

Mike you tart...wassat pic of jem with in yer profile mate...I know that ear and that shirt. Maya, he's a dog

Is this thread just an attempt for me to make an ass out of myself by posting some homoerotic fantasy involving members of the Cure and Depeche Mode, or is it just for DMB to declare how much he wants Maya?

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Is this thread just an attempt for me to make an ass out of myself by posting some homoerotic fantasy involving members of the Cure and Depeche Mode?

we'll leave that up to you. however, i think we all know the answer to this.

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Is this thread just an attempt for me to make an ass out of myself by posting some homoerotic fantasy involving members of the Cure and Depeche Mode, or is it just for DMB to declare how much he wants Maya?

only you know the answer to that.

sort yer head out pal

Footballer's wife wrote:

Footballer's wife wrote:

unexistable (is it a word ??)

UNEXISTING!!

FUCK A FOREIGNER !!!!! :\ohwell:

Try non-existent. ;)

Not sure what mine is.

But I'm Gunner enjoy it

Barney Army wrote: Not sure what mine is.

But I'm Gunner enjoy it

B A(ve)

Anything that don't involve my right hand.

Well, not anything anything. Some things are baaa--aaa-tter left to Tabbsy.

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Anything that don't involve my right hand.

Well, not anything anything. Some things are baaa--aaa-tter left to Tabbsy.

I've just finished mowing the lawn, and what do i find. way too much information. i think i'll go back out into the garden and kill some weeds.

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Anything that don't involve my right hand.

Well, not anything anything. Some things are baaa--aaa-tter left to Tabbsy.

I've just finished mowing the lawn, and what do i find. way too much information. i think i'll go back out into the garden and kill some weeds.

Weeds are in the eye of the beholder....you're a fuckin mass murderer Ron.

Vegetable rights and peace!

Steve Campbell wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Anything that don't involve my right hand.

Well, not anything anything. Some things are baaa--aaa-tter left to Tabbsy.

I've just finished mowing the lawn, and what do i find. way too much information. i think i'll go back out into the garden and kill some weeds.

Weeds are in the eye of the beholder....you're a fuckin mass murderer Ron.

Vegetable rights and peace!

i've just come back from buying the weed killer. i will apply it any second now. the responsibilities of being a home owner. sorry, but i do try and keep the place looking reasonable.

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Anything that don't involve my right hand.

Well, not anything anything. Some things are baaa--aaa-tter left to Tabbsy.

I've just finished mowing the lawn, and what do i find. way too much information. i think i'll go back out into the garden and kill some weeds.

Weeds are in the eye of the beholder....you're a fuckin mass murderer Ron.

Vegetable rights and peace!

i've just come back from buying the weed killer. i will apply it any second now. the responsibilities of being a home owner. sorry, but i do try and keep the place looking reasonable.

What kind of sick teutonic fantasy are you on about, Ronno?

Yeah, how did this thread go from sexual fantasies to lawn care?

Rons is of German stock. Having, for educational reasons only, seen some german pornography, I can only assume that he is discussing mass herbicide in fear that he may actually answer the question and alarm the noolettes.

you will note alslo my own circumvention of an answer, but it's only because the only answer I could give would cause imense mirth.

there's plenty of room in my garden for plants. the right plants that is.

i was wondering how long it would take before i'd get the oh he is german comments.

anyway i have to do it when i can. who knows when i'll feel up to it next. if you think i am going to spend half a day weeding, when i can achieve the same result in half an hour, you've got another thing coming.

it is done now.

Ronald Kirsch wrote: there's plenty of room in my garden for plants. the right plants that is.

i was wondering how long it would take before i'd get the oh he is german comments.

anyway i have to do it when i can. who knows when i'll feel up to it next. if you think i am going to spend half a day weeding, when i can achieve the same result in half an hour, you've got another thing coming.

it is done now.

Defo German.

Steve Campbell wrote: Rons is of German stock. Having, for educational reasons only, seen some german pornography, I can only assume that he is discussing mass herbicide in fear that he may actually answer the question and alarm the noolettes.

you will note alslo my own circumvention of an answer, but it's only because the only answer I could give would cause imense mirth.

Ooh my curiosity has peaked. Now you both have to share.

tread gently here- you guys are giving Ron a hard time and he's a man with a mission, has just used an electric sharp mower and has industrial chemical weed killers. think of the damage that could be inflicted. hard work under the Aussie sun is an excellent rememdy- good work there... now when the thread goes from fantasy- to rr lawn care to mm phishing trips. ?...everyone's gone to bed or is standing by the ocean..

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: there's plenty of room in my garden for plants. the right plants that is.

i was wondering how long it would take before i'd get the oh he is german comments.

anyway i have to do it when i can. who knows when i'll feel up to it next. if you think i am going to spend half a day weeding, when i can achieve the same result in half an hour, you've got another thing coming.

it is done now.

Defo German.

so German I'm joining Dad's Army tonight....

just in case

they dont like it up 'em

taxi wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Rons is of German stock. Having, for educational reasons only, seen some german pornography, I can only assume that he is discussing mass herbicide in fear that he may actually answer the question and alarm the noolettes.

you will note alslo my own circumvention of an answer, but it's only because the only answer I could give would cause imense mirth.

Ooh my curiosity has peaked. Now you both have to share.

what do you want to know?

it may take a while as i now have finished gardening and am going to have a shower.

Barney Army wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: there's plenty of room in my garden for plants. the right plants that is.

i was wondering how long it would take before i'd get the oh he is german comments.

anyway i have to do it when i can. who knows when i'll feel up to it next. if you think i am going to spend half a day weeding, when i can achieve the same result in half an hour, you've got another thing coming.

it is done now.

Defo German.

so German I'm joining Dad's Army tonight....

just in case

JW wrote: tread gently here- you guys are giving Ron a hard time and he's a man with a mission, has just used an electric sharp mower and has industrial chemical weed killers. think of the damage that could be inflicted. hard work under the Aussie sun is an excellent rememdy- good work there... now when the thread goes from fantasy- to rr lawn care to mm phishing trips. ?...everyone's gone to bed or is standing by the ocean..

thanks Jen.