:bow2: :bow2: :bow2: Tabmeister
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Well, it was either that or join the family business...of mooching off the welfare department :p
Just make sure to keep your nose in the books this time. I'll take over all the posts about being alone on Valentine's Day, unrequited love, The Dukes of Hazzard, etc.
You can still do the posts about your midnight rendezvous in the sheep pen. :p
He was already on double secret probation for using the computer lab-- well, it wasn't much of a lab, equipped as it was with exactly one Commodore 64, but by Hazzard County standards, it was a computer lab-- to download naked pics of David Hasselhoff, which he disseminated-- funny word in this context, disseminated-- around campus in an attempt to form the uni branch of the David Hasselhoff Fan Club. The final straw was when Hasselhoff graciously agreed to perform at the spring sock hop. Let's just say that it took paramedics several hours to remove Tabbsy's tongue from Mr. Hasselhoff's throat. Tabbsy agreed to leave uni for a "cooling off" period, and Mr. Hasselhoff agreed to drop the lawsuit.
Server Error in "/" Application wrote: You left uni? When and why?
I didn't so much leave school, it was more like I was asked to get the hell out of there after squandering a year and posting a terrible combined GPA for all my efforts 
But I've mended my ways...I think 
I think there are new laws over yonder that mean our Tabbsy could have ou thrown in jail for saying such true... I mean terrible things about him. just watch you don;t start on him when he's had a few and he's feelin mean.
Comrade, you have insulted my honor, sirrah. Pistols at dawn, after a night with my many wives and several children and cousins and sisters (all one in the same), eating fried chicken and grits, and watching the NASCar racing and shooting off the cannon in the yard to remember my great-uncle Eustis who fought gallantly in the War of Northern Agression 
Pistols at dawn, I say :violent2:
Taboo # 7 wrote:
Server Error in "/" Application wrote: You left uni? When and why?
I didn't so much leave school, it was more like I was asked to get the hell out of there after squandering a year and posting a terrible combined GPA for all my efforts
But I've mended my ways...I think
Good luck in your comeback 
. Don`t explode valueble things and stop looking for Chuck Norris and David Hasselhoff semi-nude pictures in the lab :D
Taboo # 7 wrote: Comrade, you have insulted my honor, sirrah. Lace doilies at dawn, after a night with my many wives and several children and cousins and sisters (all one in the same), eating fried chicken and grits, and watching the NASCar racing and shooting off the cannon in the yard to remember my great-uncle Eustis who fought gallantly in the War of Northern Agression
Lace doilies at dawn, I say :kiss:
Oh dear.
You might want to keep those tendencies in check until you graduate, don't you think.
Erm, I mean ["official story"] shouldn't you be studying?
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Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Best of luck to ya!
How many years ahead of you? 3?
In my student records, I think it lists "November 2007" as my projected graduation date (which is extremely optimistic on their part, I feel) 
As long as I can get a degree to help get a job in something less along the lines of "customer service" and more like "writing for a living", I'll be happy :D
Taboo # 7 wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Best of luck to ya!
How many years ahead of you? 3?
In my student records, I think it lists "November 2007" as my projected graduation date (which is extremely optimistic on their part, I feel)
As long as I can get a degree to help get a job in something less along the lines of "customer service" and more like making a load of money "writing for a living" while impressing the hell out of hot chicks with my writing gig, I'll be happy :D
I hope so. :D
Next stop, New York City... 
Speaking of working for Conan O'Brien, what do ya think of Conan's turn in the White Stripes video?
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Best of luck to ya!
How many years ahead of you? 3?
In my student records, I think it lists "November 2007" as my projected graduation date (which is extremely optimistic on their part, I feel)
As long as I can get a degree to help get a job in something less along the lines of "customer service" and more like making a load of money "writing for a living" while impressing the hell out of hot chicks with my writing gig, I'll be happy :D
I hope so. :D
Next stop, New York City...
Speaking of working for Conan O'Brien, what do ya think of Conan's turn in the White Stripes video?
Didn't see it. I don't have fancy "Music Television" in my house 
There's an old joke about a blonde bombshell who didn't know how to get to the top in Hollywood. Why? Because she started sleeping with the movie scriptwriter. 
I'll take that anyway 
