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Time dictates that it's usually a shower.But i do like a long long lie in the bath sometimes.Get some muscle relaxing crystals in there (not sure if they actually work but psychologically i guess they do) and some music on and i can easily lose an hour or two.
But of course it has to be a jetwash shower in the summer.
Yeah , there is the lying in you own dead skin cells thing.But i shower down after a bath too sometimes if it's been a long one.
I've just got out the bath after a nice long soak.
Today's choice of bath music was The Travelling Wilbury's Vol 1. Nice.
Usually have this ritual of grabbing a warm 2 min shower to slough off the cells with some sort of pumice based scrub, then let a hot bath and soak in that to get limbered up.
We don't have a bath anymore, and I miss it a lot. I loved to take a bath, with a glass of wiskey.
So, shower for me. Every morning 
Why anyone thinks it's NORMAL, to put your arsehole in warm water with the rest of your body is beyond me.
If I ever find myself in a bath (usually having been talked into it to ease back pain), I have a shower straight afterwards.
"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote: A Shower with Mrs Diggy
I like that too.
When are you away again, Mike?
Maybe the poll should have been "what do you prefer to share with your girlfriend/boyfriend? bath or shower?".Each has their merits
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Got no time to loll about in the tub....
......nor do I......nor do I have a tub to loll about in, even if I wanted to. Shower, by both choice and default then.
call me a nancy boy, but I love soaking in the bath...
of course, now that I'm living out of a hotel for the next six months, I sincerely doubt I'll be using THIS tub!!!
anybody know how I can shower without letting my feet touch this tub?
:D
The Monkey Mafia wrote: anybody know how I can shower without letting my feet touch this tub?
Flip flops.
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: :D
The Monkey Mafia wrote: anybody know how I can shower without letting my feet touch this tub?
Flip flops.
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT???
Of course, that means a trip to Wal-mart...oh well, maybe I can meet those two girls that accosted Twister!!!
I'm a shower man myself, bathes are for people who've never experienced the thrill of pissing in their own shower before (because if you pee in the bath...you're sitting in it! :barf: )
I hope I've lowered the bar for content here on NOOL :D
I didn't have a bath for a long time, because I don't want to waste water. I will be more relaxed if I ever have one soon.
Missy Jem wrote: Shower mainly but bath to relax - music, candles, wine, the works.
the works: lancashire hotpot, cumberland pie, ann summers shelf; tripod
john kershaw wrote:
Brigitte wrote: Shower morning and evening
jesus!! twice a day? you'll wear yourself out.
And i guess you bath in Carling a few times a week! How's god by the way?
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote:
Brigitte wrote: Shower morning and evening
jesus!! twice a day? you'll wear yourself out.
And i guess you bath in Carling a few times a week! How's god by the way?
better than Sol no doubt.
haha.
God wasn't trained properly at Man City. that much was clear. so Rafa and his superior coaching staff team have got him puttin in a few extra shifts at Melwood training ground, in preparation for our forthcoming assault on Europe again.
john kershaw wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote:
Brigitte wrote: Shower morning and evening
jesus!! twice a day? you'll wear yourself out.
And i guess you bath in Carling a few times a week! How's god by the way?
better than Sol no doubt. haha. God wasn't trained properly at Man City. that much was clear. so Rafa and his superior coaching staff team have got him puttin in a few extra shifts at Melwood training ground, in preparation for our forthcoming assault on Europe again.
Hmmmmm interesting theory- not that he's now old and past it then?
Europe- bloody hell. I forgot we're still in it, for another game at least!
BTW, has anyone noticed that you can't do a REPLY on this pointless/senseless JD Cup thingy.
Damn, and i was sharpening my pencil too, to let rip.
john kershaw wrote: God's 30. same age as Crespo.
wasn't Ian Wright about 32 when you signed him from Palace.
I think you'll find, Ian Wright- King Of The Gods, was about 32, and what a bloody player he was, but, his career started much later. I have him nailed to my front room wall, proudly, in a frame!
i would have voted BATH 18 months ago.
but i ripped it out to make the Bathroom bigger, and I just have a nice big wan...err...shower now instead.
(and i use shower door glass cleaner after every dousing. just so you know, from A*S*D*A)
john kershaw wrote: i would have voted BATH 18 months ago.
but i ripped it out to make the Bathroom bigger, and I just have a nice big wan...err...shower now instead.
(and i use shower door glass cleaner after every dousing. just so you know, from A*S*D*A)
Sorry Kershaw, you're a what?
It's been many years since I've taken a bath, so since I'm off today I'll try to relax and take a bath just for the heck of it... but what do you do while you in there??? how do you relax? isn't it kind of boring? you can't really sleep either. when i was a kid i played with toys and boats but i can only see one thing that adults would play with...
pumped full of drugs wrote: It's been many years since I've taken a bath, so since I'm off today I'll try to relax and take a bath just for the heck of it... but what do you do while you in there??? how do you relax? isn't it kind of boring? you can't really sleep either. when i was a kid i played with toys and boats but i can only see one thing that adults would play with...
yeah its crap and boring to say the least, unless you're in there with a stunning female midget. the soap suds run out, the water gets cold and yellowy. oops. yer knob shrinks, yer face goes red and you get wrinkles. great ay!!!
showers rule!!!
john kershaw wrote: BTW, has anyone noticed that you can't do a REPLY on this pointless/senseless JD Cup thingy.
Damn, and i was sharpening my pencil too, to let rip.
What you got to say then eh?
oldmonkey wrote:
john kershaw wrote: BTW, has anyone noticed that you can't do a REPLY on this pointless/senseless JD Cup thingy.
Damn, and i was sharpening my pencil too, to let rip.
What you got to say then eh?
only that's its pointless & senseless. add ridiculous too. that should do it.
might check out the NO cup draw though. nah...on second thoughts.
Shower, obviously. If you knock one out in the bath yer just gonna be swimming with tadpoles, and nobody wants that do they?
Missy Jem wrote:
Well really!
Hey, I'm just being practical - nobody wants to bathe in their own jizz (though I have my suspicions about a few round here....!!!)
You should be more shocked by the neurotics who shower AFTER having a bath. That's pervy.
Naaaaa, my boss says she does that, and based on her I'd say it's just people without the mental capacity to comprehend basic chemistry..like what soap is FOR.
