How quick do you drink a bottle of Wine?
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Johnny wrote: Not going anywhere near the off licence are you,Maya?
Do fookin translate for me! 
I had an American English teacher, mind 
Johnny wrote: The "Liquor Store" for all you Siberian/Americans
Plenty of beer here at my place, JOHNSTER !! What more can a man ask for?
NObabe wrote:
Johnny wrote: The "Liquor Store" for all you Siberian/Americans
Plenty of beer here at my place, JOHNSTER !! What more can a man ask for?
um , to be called something other than "Johnster" ?
But yeah, put a Budweiser in the fridge for me ,Mayster
I'll be there in 15 minutes
Johnny wrote:
NObabe wrote:
Johnny wrote: The "Liquor Store" for all you Siberian/Americans
Plenty of beer here at my place, JOHNSTER !! What more can a man ask for?
um , to be called something other than "Johnster" ?
But yeah, put a Budweiser in the fridge for me ,Mayster
I'll take a shower!! 
i tend to drink wine a bit slower than most drinks. normally 3 to 4 hours, unless there's something to be celebrated or forgotten.
Johnny wrote: Do you want me to do your back?
Oi!
Smells like sex in here
Still got 3 mins left. You on a plane yet?
Ronald Kirsch wrote: i tend to drink wine a bit slower than most drinks. normally 3 to 4 hours, unless there'ssomething to be celebrated or forgotten.
:topic:
NObabe wrote:
Johnny wrote: Do you want me to do your back?
Oi!
Smells like sex in here
Still got 3 mins left. You on a plane yet?
But of course! My own private Lear
I trust you'll be waiting right there at the gate for me?
Johnny wrote: But of course! My own private Lear I trust you'll be waiting right there at the gate for me?
Ooooh I'm cumming
...... back for more !! 
Steve Campbell wrote: Bloody hell Auntie May, talk about back with a vengence :D
It's vengeance yer dafty. V-E-N-G-E-A-N-C-E
But what r u on about?
NObabe wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: Bloody hell Auntie May, talk about back with a vengence :D
It's vengeance yer dafty. V-E-N-G-E-A-N-C-E
But what r u on about?
Ahhh the ultimate insult...spelling corrections from an insane Siberian.
I MEANT...you were back in style, torturing males and being rude ;)
Johnny wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote: Hate wine.
Party Pooper
I'm not lying. Have to tell the truth.
normally it takes me about 2 hours to drink a bottle of wine, but last time I was drinking white bordeu 2003 and it took me only half an hour, excellent taste. Usually I dont drink french wine, this one was just perfect.
NObabe wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote: i tend to drink wine a bit slower than most drinks. normally 3 to 4 hours, unless there'ssomething to be celebrated or forgotten.
:topic:
do i have to ask you for sex for this to be on topic? 
Johnny wrote: I hate cheap Wine but when the need calls for it.....
Careful.........but at least I'm not gobby!:)
Wino wrote:
Johnny wrote: I hate cheap Wine but when the need calls for it.....
Careful.........but at least I'm not gobby!:)
I heard the last time anyone timed you neckin a bottle of vino, they needed to use an atomic clock.
Steve Campbell wrote:
Wino wrote:
Johnny wrote: I hate cheap Wine but when the need calls for it.....
Careful.........but at least I'm not gobby!:)
I heard the last time anyone timed you neckin a bottle of vino, they needed to use an atomic clock.
Atomic......now there's a word and a half! Bubble. Burst - that kind of thing. Tonight however, I have timed myself. One bottle = 1/2 hour which I personally think is pretty respectable. Time to smash bottle - 1 second. (empty one obviously).:\ohwell:
Wino wrote:
Johnny wrote: I hate cheap Wine but when the need calls for it.....
Careful.........but at least I'm not gobby!:)
how did i know this thread would drag you out of the woodwork?
me , gobby? eh? I'm not the Roy Hattersley one
Johnny wrote:
Wino wrote:
Johnny wrote: I hate cheap Wine but when the need calls for it.....
Careful.........but at least I'm not gobby!:)
how did i know this thread would drag you out of the woodwork?
me , gobby? eh? I'm not the Roy Hattersley one
I don't do drag Johnny.
Wino wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Wino wrote:
Johnny wrote: I hate cheap Wine but when the need calls for it.....
Careful.........but at least I'm not gobby!:)
I heard the last time anyone timed you neckin a bottle of vino, they needed to use an atomic clock.
Atomic......now there's a word and a half! Bubble. Burst - that kind of thing. Tonight however, I have timed myself. One bottle = 1/2 hour which I personally think is pretty respectable. Time to smash bottle - 1 second. (empty one obviously).:\ohwell:
Again we miss!
Bonzette wrote:
Wino wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Wino wrote:
Johnny wrote: I hate cheap Wine but when the need calls for it.....
Careful.........but at least I'm not gobby!:)
I heard the last time anyone timed you neckin a bottle of vino, they needed to use an atomic clock.
Atomic......now there's a word and a half! Bubble. Burst - that kind of thing. Tonight however, I have timed myself. One bottle = 1/2 hour which I personally think is pretty respectable. Time to smash bottle - 1 second. (empty one obviously).:\ohwell:
Again we miss!
Only when I'm pissed. We always hit jackpot in the end!
Wino wrote:
Johnny wrote:
Wino wrote:
Johnny wrote: I hate cheap Wine but when the need calls for it.....
Careful.........but at least I'm not gobby!:)
how did i know this thread would drag you out of the woodwork?
me , gobby? eh? I'm not the Roy Hattersley one
I don't do drag Johnny.
I do.Sometimes
Wino wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Wino wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Wino wrote:
Johnny wrote: I hate cheap Wine but when the need calls for it.....
Careful.........but at least I'm not gobby!:)
I heard the last time anyone timed you neckin a bottle of vino, they needed to use an atomic clock.
Atomic......now there's a word and a half! Bubble. Burst - that kind of thing. Tonight however, I have timed myself. One bottle = 1/2 hour which I personally think is pretty respectable. Time to smash bottle - 1 second. (empty one obviously).:\ohwell:
Again we miss!
Only when I'm pissed. We always hit jackpot in the end!
You know it!
:)
Johnny wrote:
Wino wrote:
Johnny wrote:
Wino wrote:
Johnny wrote: I hate cheap Wine but when the need calls for it.....
Careful.........but at least I'm not gobby!:)
how did i know this thread would drag you out of the woodwork?
me , gobby? eh? I'm not the Roy Hattersley one
I don't do drag Johnny.
I do.Sometimes
I wondered what that massive bag was for in Manc. You could have said though - I needed extra make up that morning!:D
Bonzette wrote:
He might have done, had we not misplaced him the night before!
And who's fault was that I wonder?
Wino wrote:
Johnny wrote:
Wino wrote:
Johnny wrote:
Wino wrote:
Johnny wrote: I hate cheap Wine but when the need calls for it.....
Careful.........but at least I'm not gobby!:)
how did i know this thread would drag you out of the woodwork?
me , gobby? eh? I'm not the Roy Hattersley one
I don't do drag Johnny.
I do.Sometimes
I wondered what that massive bag was for in Manc. You could have said though - I needed extra make up that morning!:D
Well , now you know for next time
Johnny wrote:
Wino wrote:
Johnny wrote:
Wino wrote:
Johnny wrote:
Wino wrote:
Johnny wrote: I hate cheap Wine but when the need calls for it.....
Careful.........but at least I'm not gobby!:)
how did i know this thread would drag you out of the woodwork?
me , gobby? eh? I'm not the Roy Hattersley one
I don't do drag Johnny.
I do.Sometimes
I wondered what that massive bag was for in Manc. You could have said though - I needed extra make up that morning!:D
Well , now you know for next time
OK. Can you do the entertainment bit on the train as well?
wasn't me going to all the effort everytime of going to the buffet carriage amusing enough for you last time then?:(
Wino wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
And who's fault was that I wonder?
Johnny wrote: wasn't me going to all the effort everytime of going to the buffet carriage amusing enough for you last time then?:(
Wish you'd got on my train, Johnny. I heard free drinks all round!
Bonzette wrote:
Johnny wrote: wasn't me going to all the effort everytime of going to the buffet carriage amusing enough for you last time then?:(
Wish you'd got on my train, Johnny. I heard free drinks all round!
You heard WRONG! Nothing for a pair in this game! (Pair being drunken pair of women who should know better!) Johnny, you only had to walk between one carriage - hardly an effort!:D
If I drank a whole bottle I'd be 
in the corner
total lightweight when it comes to booze, or a cheap date
or both 
delilah wrote: If I drank a whole bottle I'd be
total lightweight when it comes to booze, or a cheap date
or both
Well, both have the same effect ultimately.
delilah wrote: If I drank a whole bottle I'd be
total lightweight when it comes to booze, or a cheap date
or both
Evening D!
Bonzette wrote:
delilah wrote: If I drank a whole bottle I'd be
total lightweight when it comes to booze, or a cheap date
or both
Hi, how ya doin? Just had a fun-packed evening of pilates (SO boring but stops me getting backache from computer overuse) followed by monthly Sainsburys home delivery
delilah wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
delilah wrote: If I drank a whole bottle I'd be
total lightweight when it comes to booze, or a cheap date
or both
Hi, how ya doin? Just had a fun-packed evening of pilates (SO boring but stops me getting backache from computer overuse) followed by monthly Sainsburys home delivery
Doing really good I've been so busy, so not had time to e-mail, promise i will do though:)
I would say we should meet for a drink- but you'll probably go on me I'll be in touch though
Johnny wrote: Sainsbury's ?? Bloody ell, it's a good job Mike ain't about!
shhhhhh Discretion is the key
Johnny wrote: Sainsbury's ?? Bloody ell, it's a good job Mike ain't about!
well perhaps it's time to take on the mighty tesco's in a NOOL supermarket sweep poll...
In view of the fact I shall be 'bout town' next week, how about organising a get together at a suitable London hostelry and someone with a reliable stopwatch thingy thing, just time how quick it does take? Bonz - I know the dates are difficult, I may have flexibility on this one (dizzy cow that she is)! Any takers?
sounds good but as long as I don't have to neck a bottle or I would be in all sorts of trouble 
delilah wrote: sounds good but as long as I don't have to neck a bottle or I would be in all sorts of trouble
That's the general idea. But I'll have the stopwatch, I won't be drinking so I'll look after you OK? I think it may be Friday night...........
delilah wrote: Can't I be in charge of the stopwatch instead???
Ok, OK then. Any other takers?
Wino wrote: In view of the fact I shall be 'bout town' next week, how about organising a get together at a suitable London hostelry and someone with a reliable stopwatch thingy thing, just time how quick it does take? Bonz - I know the dates are difficult, I may have flexibility on this one (dizzy cow that she is)!
Well............you know the score! Keep me posted as i MAY have flexibility too! Where there's a will there's way! We'll work something out!
Barney's Angels in London!!!!!!
Cool! I'll get drunk for the both of you then!
Wino wrote:
delilah wrote: Can't I be in charge of the stopwatch instead???
Ok, OK then. Any other takers?
and i thought you loved me!
Bonzette wrote:
Wino wrote: In view of the fact I shall be 'bout town' next week, how about organising a get together at a suitable London hostelry and someone with a reliable stopwatch thingy thing, just time how quick it does take? Bonz - I know the dates are difficult, I may have flexibility on this one (dizzy cow that she is)!
Well............you know the score! Keep me posted as i MAY have flexibility too! Where there's a will there's way! We'll work something out!
Barney's Angels in London!!!!!!
Cool! I'll get drunk for the both of you then!
Bonz - company credit card? You MUST be tempted now?
Wino wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Wino wrote: In view of the fact I shall be 'bout town' next week, how about organising a get together at a suitable London hostelry and someone with a reliable stopwatch thingy thing, just time how quick it does take? Bonz - I know the dates are difficult, I may have flexibility on this one (dizzy cow that she is)!
Well............you know the score! Keep me posted as i MAY have flexibility too! Where there's a will there's way! We'll work something out!
Barney's Angels in London!!!!!!
Cool! I'll get drunk for the both of you then!
Bonz - company credit card? You MUST be tempted now?
I'll sort it! You got yourself a date in London, D may be up for it too, so defo going to be a Barney's Angel night out!
Bonzette wrote:
Wino wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Wino wrote: In view of the fact I shall be 'bout town' next week, how about organising a get together at a suitable London hostelry and someone with a reliable stopwatch thingy thing, just time how quick it does take? Bonz - I know the dates are difficult, I may have flexibility on this one (dizzy cow that she is)!
Well............you know the score! Keep me posted as i MAY have flexibility too! Where there's a will there's way! We'll work something out!
Barney's Angels in London!!!!!!
Cool! I'll get drunk for the both of you then!
Bonz - company credit card? You MUST be tempted now?
I'll sort it! You got yourself a date in London
See new thread Bonz - Fri 17th Camden?
A bottle of red wine, during the week, lasts me a few nights. Friday night out, about an hour.
