How quick do you drink a bottle of Wine?
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Johnny wrote: Not going anywhere near the off licence are you,Maya?
Do fookin translate for me! 
I had an American English teacher, mind 
Johnny wrote: The "Liquor Store" for all you Siberian/Americans
Plenty of beer here at my place, JOHNSTER !! What more can a man ask for?
NObabe wrote:
Johnny wrote: The "Liquor Store" for all you Siberian/Americans
Plenty of beer here at my place, JOHNSTER !! What more can a man ask for?
um , to be called something other than "Johnster" ?
But yeah, put a Budweiser in the fridge for me ,Mayster
I'll be there in 15 minutes
Johnny wrote:
NObabe wrote:
Johnny wrote: The "Liquor Store" for all you Siberian/Americans
Plenty of beer here at my place, JOHNSTER !! What more can a man ask for?
um , to be called something other than "Johnster" ?
But yeah, put a Budweiser in the fridge for me ,Mayster
I'll take a shower!! 
i tend to drink wine a bit slower than most drinks. normally 3 to 4 hours, unless there's something to be celebrated or forgotten.
Johnny wrote: Do you want me to do your back?
Oi!
Smells like sex in here
Still got 3 mins left. You on a plane yet?
Ronald Kirsch wrote: i tend to drink wine a bit slower than most drinks. normally 3 to 4 hours, unless there'ssomething to be celebrated or forgotten.
:topic:
NObabe wrote:
Johnny wrote: Do you want me to do your back?
Oi!
Smells like sex in here
Still got 3 mins left. You on a plane yet?
But of course! My own private Lear
I trust you'll be waiting right there at the gate for me?
Johnny wrote: But of course! My own private Lear I trust you'll be waiting right there at the gate for me?
Ooooh I'm cumming
...... back for more !! 
Steve Campbell wrote: Bloody hell Auntie May, talk about back with a vengence :D
It's vengeance yer dafty. V-E-N-G-E-A-N-C-E
But what r u on about?
NObabe wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: Bloody hell Auntie May, talk about back with a vengence :D
It's vengeance yer dafty. V-E-N-G-E-A-N-C-E
But what r u on about?
Ahhh the ultimate insult...spelling corrections from an insane Siberian.
I MEANT...you were back in style, torturing males and being rude ;)
Johnny wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote: Hate wine.
Party Pooper
I'm not lying. Have to tell the truth.
normally it takes me about 2 hours to drink a bottle of wine, but last time I was drinking white bordeu 2003 and it took me only half an hour, excellent taste. Usually I dont drink french wine, this one was just perfect.
NObabe wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote: i tend to drink wine a bit slower than most drinks. normally 3 to 4 hours, unless there'ssomething to be celebrated or forgotten.
:topic:
do i have to ask you for sex for this to be on topic? 
Johnny wrote: I hate cheap Wine but when the need calls for it.....
Careful.........but at least I'm not gobby!:)
Wino wrote:
Johnny wrote: I hate cheap Wine but when the need calls for it.....
Careful.........but at least I'm not gobby!:)
I heard the last time anyone timed you neckin a bottle of vino, they needed to use an atomic clock.
Steve Campbell wrote:
Wino wrote:
Johnny wrote: I hate cheap Wine but when the need calls for it.....
Careful.........but at least I'm not gobby!:)
I heard the last time anyone timed you neckin a bottle of vino, they needed to use an atomic clock.
Atomic......now there's a word and a half! Bubble. Burst - that kind of thing. Tonight however, I have timed myself. One bottle = 1/2 hour which I personally think is pretty respectable. Time to smash bottle - 1 second. (empty one obviously).:\ohwell:
