How quick do you drink a bottle of Wine?

Wino wrote:

Johnny wrote: I hate cheap Wine but when the need calls for it.....

Careful.........but at least I'm not gobby!:)

how did i know this thread would drag you out of the woodwork?

me , gobby? eh? I'm not the Roy Hattersley one

Johnny wrote:

Wino wrote:

Johnny wrote: I hate cheap Wine but when the need calls for it.....

Careful.........but at least I'm not gobby!:)

how did i know this thread would drag you out of the woodwork?

me , gobby? eh? I'm not the Roy Hattersley one

I don't do drag Johnny.

Wino wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

Wino wrote:

Johnny wrote: I hate cheap Wine but when the need calls for it.....

Careful.........but at least I'm not gobby!:)

I heard the last time anyone timed you neckin a bottle of vino, they needed to use an atomic clock.

Atomic......now there's a word and a half! Bubble. Burst - that kind of thing. Tonight however, I have timed myself. One bottle = 1/2 hour which I personally think is pretty respectable. Time to smash bottle - 1 second. (empty one obviously).:\ohwell:

Again we miss!

Bonzette wrote:

Wino wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

Wino wrote:

Johnny wrote: I hate cheap Wine but when the need calls for it.....

Careful.........but at least I'm not gobby!:)

I heard the last time anyone timed you neckin a bottle of vino, they needed to use an atomic clock.

Atomic......now there's a word and a half! Bubble. Burst - that kind of thing. Tonight however, I have timed myself. One bottle = 1/2 hour which I personally think is pretty respectable. Time to smash bottle - 1 second. (empty one obviously).:\ohwell:

Again we miss!

Only when I'm pissed. We always hit jackpot in the end!

Wino wrote:

Johnny wrote:

Wino wrote:

Johnny wrote: I hate cheap Wine but when the need calls for it.....

Careful.........but at least I'm not gobby!:)

how did i know this thread would drag you out of the woodwork?

me , gobby? eh? I'm not the Roy Hattersley one

I don't do drag Johnny.

I do.Sometimes

Wino wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Wino wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

Wino wrote:

Johnny wrote: I hate cheap Wine but when the need calls for it.....

Careful.........but at least I'm not gobby!:)

I heard the last time anyone timed you neckin a bottle of vino, they needed to use an atomic clock.

Atomic......now there's a word and a half! Bubble. Burst - that kind of thing. Tonight however, I have timed myself. One bottle = 1/2 hour which I personally think is pretty respectable. Time to smash bottle - 1 second. (empty one obviously).:\ohwell:

Again we miss!

Only when I'm pissed. We always hit jackpot in the end!

You know it! :)

Johnny wrote:

Wino wrote:

Johnny wrote:

Wino wrote:

Johnny wrote: I hate cheap Wine but when the need calls for it.....

Careful.........but at least I'm not gobby!:)

how did i know this thread would drag you out of the woodwork?

me , gobby? eh? I'm not the Roy Hattersley one

I don't do drag Johnny.

I do.Sometimes

I wondered what that massive bag was for in Manc. You could have said though - I needed extra make up that morning!:D

He might have done, had we not misplaced him the night before!

Bonzette wrote: He might have done, had we not misplaced him the night before!

And who's fault was that I wonder?

Wino wrote:

Johnny wrote:

Wino wrote:

Johnny wrote:

Wino wrote:

Johnny wrote: I hate cheap Wine but when the need calls for it.....

Careful.........but at least I'm not gobby!:)

how did i know this thread would drag you out of the woodwork?

me , gobby? eh? I'm not the Roy Hattersley one

I don't do drag Johnny.

I do.Sometimes

I wondered what that massive bag was for in Manc. You could have said though - I needed extra make up that morning!:D

Well , now you know for next time

Johnny wrote:

Wino wrote:

Johnny wrote:

Wino wrote:

Johnny wrote:

Wino wrote:

Johnny wrote: I hate cheap Wine but when the need calls for it.....

Careful.........but at least I'm not gobby!:)

how did i know this thread would drag you out of the woodwork?

me , gobby? eh? I'm not the Roy Hattersley one

I don't do drag Johnny.

I do.Sometimes

I wondered what that massive bag was for in Manc. You could have said though - I needed extra make up that morning!:D

Well , now you know for next time

OK. Can you do the entertainment bit on the train as well?

wasn't me going to all the effort everytime of going to the buffet carriage amusing enough for you last time then?:(

Wino wrote:

Bonzette wrote: He might have done, had we not misplaced him the night before!

And who's fault was that I wonder?

Johnny wrote: wasn't me going to all the effort everytime of going to the buffet carriage amusing enough for you last time then?:(

Wish you'd got on my train, Johnny. I heard free drinks all round!

You should have been on the GROOVY train

Bonzette wrote:

Johnny wrote: wasn't me going to all the effort everytime of going to the buffet carriage amusing enough for you last time then?:(

Wish you'd got on my train, Johnny. I heard free drinks all round!

You heard WRONG! Nothing for a pair in this game! (Pair being drunken pair of women who should know better!) Johnny, you only had to walk between one carriage - hardly an effort!:D

If I drank a whole bottle I'd be in the corner

total lightweight when it comes to booze, or a cheap date

or both

delilah wrote: If I drank a whole bottle I'd be in the corner

total lightweight when it comes to booze, or a cheap date

or both

Well, both have the same effect ultimately.

delilah wrote: If I drank a whole bottle I'd be in the corner

total lightweight when it comes to booze, or a cheap date

or both

Evening D!

Bonzette wrote:

delilah wrote: If I drank a whole bottle I'd be in the corner

total lightweight when it comes to booze, or a cheap date

or both

Evening D!

Hi, how ya doin? Just had a fun-packed evening of pilates (SO boring but stops me getting backache from computer overuse) followed by monthly Sainsburys home delivery

Sainsbury's ?? Bloody ell, it's a good job Mike ain't about!

delilah wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

delilah wrote: If I drank a whole bottle I'd be in the corner

total lightweight when it comes to booze, or a cheap date

or both

Evening D!

Hi, how ya doin? Just had a fun-packed evening of pilates (SO boring but stops me getting backache from computer overuse) followed by monthly Sainsburys home delivery

Doing really good I've been so busy, so not had time to e-mail, promise i will do though:)

I would say we should meet for a drink- but you'll probably go on me I'll be in touch though

Johnny wrote: Sainsbury's ?? Bloody ell, it's a good job Mike ain't about!

shhhhhh Discretion is the key

Bonzette, you have mail!

Johnny wrote: Sainsbury's ?? Bloody ell, it's a good job Mike ain't about!

well perhaps it's time to take on the mighty tesco's in a NOOL supermarket sweep poll...

Nah .. the result would be a foregone conclusion

delilah wrote: Bonzette, you have mail!

You are a star!

In view of the fact I shall be 'bout town' next week, how about organising a get together at a suitable London hostelry and someone with a reliable stopwatch thingy thing, just time how quick it does take? Bonz - I know the dates are difficult, I may have flexibility on this one (dizzy cow that she is)! Any takers?

sounds good but as long as I don't have to neck a bottle or I would be in all sorts of trouble

delilah wrote: sounds good but as long as I don't have to neck a bottle or I would be in all sorts of trouble

That's the general idea. But I'll have the stopwatch, I won't be drinking so I'll look after you OK? I think it may be Friday night...........