Poll Dancers
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Have you seen Withnail and I?
If not, you should.
If I had a Jag, I would fuck it up until it looked like the one in Withnail.
BIGINOIL wrote:
SCRUBBERS!!!
Given that I have a broad idea who this thread may be directed at[1]...am i to assume that's you (at least metaphorically) in the jag (getaway car of choice). yelling it out the window at "someone", as you screech past and keep going VERY quickly? ;)
[1] that's assuming the title's a mistake and not a terrible clever political pun.
Steve Campbell wrote:
Given that I have a broad idea who this thread may be directed at
Who the fuck are you calling a broad?
BIGINOIL wrote: Have you seen Withnail and I?
If not, you should.
If I had a Jag, I would fuck it up until it looked like the one in Withnail.
Mate of mine insists if he wins the lottery he will buy a top spec 911 GT2, and Hammerite it khaki/Camo
BIGINOIL wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Given that I have a broad idea who this thread may be directed at
Who the fuck are you calling a broad?
OOOOOOOHHHHHH no ya don't....you dug it....you lie in it matey ;)
If I won the lottery and had my heart set on a Porsche I'd probably get a 917 (yes the race car). But I kinda like the beat up Big Chill Porsche. Then again the Ford GT is coolest bad ass fast car on the market now.
twist wrote: If I won the lottery and had my heart set on a Porsche I'd probably get a 917 (yes the race car). But I kinda like the beat up Big Chill Porsche. Then again the Ford GT is coolest bad ass fast car on the market now.
Oooh yes. The 911. Good grief I have carporno dreams about that. I don't even care about its age, I just love the look of it... the sound of it .
I have a framed photo of one in my room, along with two other framed cars (1985 red Ferrari Testarossa & 1983 black Lamborghini Countach)...
blame my brother & dad for my carlove.
Withnail and I: best movie ever with a South African in it. Shame that the rest of Richard E Grant's career has been so crap. What a quotable movie though: "Look at that, look at that. Accident black spot. These aren't accidents. They're throwing themselves into the road gladly. Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness."
If I won the lottery and had my heart set on a Porsche I'd probably get a 917
Nah !!! Lancia Delta Intergrale EVO2 for me :)
- a 1998 Maclaren F1 car running for speed not a race, managed 425kph ;)
- I SERIOUSLY doubt that big bug could do 0-160kph-0 again in the 3.5 secs or so it takes an f1 car.
- I know which one I'd rather hit a tree in ;)
J.A.K wrote: i'd buy a tank, and paint it red.
I'd buy an F1 car, paint it Atari Desktop green (if you are not pissing yourself laughing right now you need to look it up...it's a very errrr "distinctive" colour), then take it round carparks in a trailer and challenge chavs to a race between "your amazingly modified and high performance Toyota yaris, v what I keep in my trailer"
The Zonda is 4-wheeled porn ;)
How about the single (or did they make 2 just to show off) road going example of the last Merc GT1 car. I read an excellent story about Merc Motorsport boss Norbert Haug scaring the living pish out of some Journo's AND Ricardo Zonta round The Ring in that thing (how they got 4 seats in it I dunno)
i'd also try and get this bloody fiat back. apparently it is still running somewhere down in Victoria.
It's P O L E Dancers. And i should know!
Anyway, thought some of your best friends were pole dancers, you're full of it Biggy! Bet you're best friends with the Beckhams too.
Ronald Kirsch wrote: a Pagani Zonda. if the win is a bit less a mec CLl55 AMG will have to do.
lime green Holden Torana innit Ron? no keys needed. wing nut starter.
Holden=vauxhaul+ fucking huge V8
Aussie's are more obsessed with V8's than even the yanks...."theis 'ere's me new wheelbarrow bruce, iss gotta V8 in it"
Missy Jem wrote: It's P O L E Dancers. And i should know!
Anyway, thought some of your best friends were pole dancers, you're full of it Biggy! Bet you're best friends with the Beckhams too.
have you had your morning dose of sunflower seeds and peanuts yet Jem??
J.A.K wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote: a Pagani Zonda. if the win is a bit less a mec CLl55 AMG will have to do.
lime green Holden Torana innit Ron? no keys needed. wing nut starter.
that reminds me of that Simca 1000 we had in Germany. one day we discovered that you didn't need a key at all, and that a 10 pfenning coin would do the trick.
a torana has to be purple. actually its the sunbird.
no i tell a fib. i have a proudly made in Oz 1984 Nissan Bluebird. that means all the panel don't quite fit as they should, and a 2003 2 liter Ford Focus Sedan.
Missy Jem wrote: You must meet Alfie sometime J.A.K. He'd bite your nose off
has he always lived in the shower?
Steve Campbell wrote: Holden=vauxhaul+ fucking huge V8
Aussie's are more obsessed with V8's than even the yanks...."theis 'ere's me new wheelbarrow bruce, iss gotta V8 in it"
Yeah its all Holden Commodores and Ford Falcons over there. they've never heard of Renault.
BIGINOIL wrote: Have you seen Withnail and I?
If not, you should.
If I had a Jag, I would fuck it up until it looked like the one in Withnail.
I did have an avatar of Danny for a bit, AgentWood soon asked me if I'd perfected the Camberwell Carrot yet. Still no, sadly. The "free to those who can afford it; very expensive to those who can't" line is one of my faves.
