Evian mineral water :confused2:

got a bottle on my desk and starting thinking...

According to their website it takes 15 years to purify through the rocks.

But the 'use by' date on the bottle is next year.

how fuckin long does it take to get from France to Manchester

probably a day through the chunnel tunnel

Spell it backwards for all you need to know.

I'm more concerned with why BA is drinking Evian

Missy Jem wrote: I'm more concerned with why BA is drinking Evian

everyone got a bit uppity with the Smirnoff bottle.

Stealth

Ah, got you... clever lad.

I'm drinking red wine out of a ribena bottle as we speak.

check this: http://www.thedailyfarce.com/science.cfm?story=2004%5C12%5Cscience_evianwaterconfirmedonmars_12200400003 In an incredible turn of events, NASA scientists have confirmed that the water found back in March of 2004 is actually Evian water. The water bottle was found while Opportunity was searching for signs of past life in the Meridiani Planum.

"We have tested the water and it definitely tastes like Evian water." Stated Bill McEnite, a NASA scientist, "This leads us to the conclusion that not only was there life in the past, but that those beings were stupid enough to purchased bottled water. Our next test is to look for any signs of Starbucks."

"I'm so disappointed." Stated a man on the streets, Mr. Dumbass, "I always thought I was drinking water from France when I drink Evian. It turns out I've been drinking water from Mars? What a rip off!"

Scientists are now searching for any signs of previous Starbucks existence. "We think that if we find Starbucks, then for sure we know that life once existed in Mars." Stated Bill McEnite, "I just hope that their Starbucks had less choices then ours. I can never figure out what I want or even if I do, I have no clue how to order it."

Other scientists and conspiracy advocates doubt the existence of Evian water in Mars. "This is just a big conspiracy by Evian to improve their market share." Stated a conspiracy advocate who does not even trust himself, "That's not Mars. Those are pictures of the back yard of Evian Corporation. I have to go now, the black helicopters are coming after me."

President Bush was said to be excited about the confirmation of water in Mars, however, he was disappointed it had to be "water from those damn French people."

Pft, bottled water is lame. :|

aye, but makes a convienent container for chilled tap water.

Water snobs, whatever next?

BA - it's to do with the plastic the bottle is made out of, basically they dont make em' like they used to. Carn't be doing with all these bio-degradeable plastic shits

Andrew Sayer wrote: BA - it's to do with the plastic the bottle is made out of, basically they dont make em' like they used to. Carn't be doing with all these bio-degradeable plastic shits

the one in my fridge full of tap water will probably last longer than me

at the rate I'm going anyway :\ohwell: