My GCSE English Talk

J.A.K wrote: despite my preferred usage of the old (irish) scouse language.

you are reading writing by an A grade A leveller in English. oh yes!!

to me

Where did you manage to steal those quals from then, Kershie?

i kid you not.

good student in my day.

(plus being the best swimmer in the school)

all down hill (or down lane) the moment i split the webbing in me hand.

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: And you do have to remember that pearl jam are shite.

It's taken a long time to pluck up the courage, but will you marry me Liam?? I even work in Manchester now!?!?!?!?

J.A.K wrote: i kid you not.

good student in my day.

(plus being the best swimmer in the school)

all down hill (or down lane) the moment i split the webbing in me hand.

Nothing like a laugh on a Friday!

Seriously though..........where did you manage to purchase the false quals???

Nah- never beena good student, did manage to get all my quals though, and a degree in Politics- and i never paid for any of mine like you did!

I was a champion swimmer when i was younger! Bet i could have smashed you in the 100 metres race.

I thought I was a good swimmer until I decided to swim across Lake McKenzie in Oz, while I was shittin myself wondering if i was gonna drown a load of Euro robot types bombed past me...bastards, made me look a right cnut

Barney Army wrote: I thought I was a good swimmer until I decided to swim across Lake McKenzie in Oz, while I was shittin myself wondering if i was gonna drown a load of Euro robot types bombed past me...bastards, made me look a right cnut

Nothing new there then!

Bonzette wrote:

Barney Army wrote: I thought I was a good swimmer until I decided to swim across Lake McKenzie in Oz, while I was shittin myself wondering if i was gonna drown a load of Euro robot types bombed past me...bastards, made me look a right cnut

Nothing new there then!

shut it I'm watching Kojak :)

Barney Army wrote:

GaryMac wrote: but one post-post modern

A post modern stag night? hmmmmm

Wouldnt that be just stayin in and worrying about hair?

or, painting the town red...in Starbucks

Of course it would , which is why I cunningly suggested a POST-post modern shindig :beer3:

i love this site becuase we cant even be nice to the offspring of that daft bass god.

and by the way of i rather put my head in the oven before listening to pearl jam.

They can't be nice to anyone.

And don't call Hooky daft or you'll have hordes of fundamentalist NO fans burning your imagine inpublic.