F*ck New Order
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Barney Army wrote: get yer Hoover out for the lads..
You seriously need to get out more mate! 
I heard London's a good place!
laugh all you want....until a copy of it pops through your door, with his address and instructions on where he keeps his appliances and cleaning chemicals.
;)
Steve Campbell wrote: laugh all you want....until a copy of it pops through your door, with his address and instructions on where he keeps his appliances and cleaning chemicals.
;)
He's going to have a massive shock then ain't he?
Domesticated? Not this Bonzy!
check out one of the reviews..
"this is truly amazing! congratulations must go to the people responsible for this. it is the most unimaginitive and rotund blend of...well...you may aswell have compiled the selected field recordings of horses farting on the camargue. it's just as useful."
Missy Jem wrote: If i find out that any of you lot have actually bought this... i'll thai box your ears.
Do you do Thai Ping Pong too? 
seen the Advert Army.
i was gobsmacked.
the inspiration for this must come from the Queer video , "i want to break free".
then they just thought: now what else can we fill it with and make some goddam money.
DO NOT BUY ANGELS, HOUSEWIVES AND BITS ON THE SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(just keep doin the ironing and the washing up)
Barney Army wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: If i find out that any of you lot have actually bought this... i'll thai box your ears.
Do you do Thai Ping Pong too?
aaaahhhh!!! you've been to Pat Pong in Bangkok.
Bonzette wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: laugh all you want....until a copy of it pops through your door, with his address and instructions on where he keeps his appliances and cleaning chemicals.
;)
Domesticated? Not this Bonzy!
i heard your son runs the show in your gaff
J.A.K wrote: seen the Advert Army.
i was gobsmacked.
the inspiration for this must come from the Queer video , "i want to break free".
then they just thought: now what else can we fill it with and make some goddam money.
DO NOT BUY ANGELS, HOUSEWIVES AND BITS ON THE SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(just keep doin the ironing and the washing up)
Now kershie, you're not too old to be put over my kneee and given a good walloping!
Bonzette wrote:
J.A.K wrote: seen the Advert Army.
i was gobsmacked.
the inspiration for this must come from the Queer video , "i want to break free".
then they just thought: now what else can we fill it with and make some goddam money.
DO NOT BUY ANGELS, HOUSEWIVES AND BITS ON THE SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(just keep doin the ironing and the washing up)
Now kershie, you're not too old to be put over my kneee and given a good walloping!
oh shit...i'm gettin a rumble (down there)
Bonzette wrote: 4 pint lunch today, kershaw?
as Thierry is saying to the left...ssshhhh. keep it quiet 
J.A.K wrote:
Bonzette wrote: 4 pint lunch today, kershaw?
as Thierry is saying to the left...ssshhhh. keep it quiet
Your secret(s), are safe with me kershie!
I'm off home! if i don't catch you later- have a good one (weekend that is- you filthy boy!)
Laters!
get yer Hoover out for the lads..
True* story - the first time i ever heard Blue Monday was in 1983 (on Radio 1, as it was back then, possibly spun by the Hairy Cornflake himself) while doing the vacuuming at my Nan's place. I would have been (quick calculation) 7 or 8 years old at the time yet I can still hear it clear as a bell, albeit with a lot of hoover noises at the same time. Great times.
* I said it was true, not that it was interesting...
Slave labour, an 8 year old hoovering, disgraceful.
It's cool: I did a very sloppy job and don't think I was ever asked to help out again.
Mind you, I never got out of other chores. the house didn't have any central heating in those days and no double glazing earlier, plus the electricity and the gas were on 50p meters. The number of times i had to venture out into the cold and dark clutching a lighter* in one tiny palm and a shiny 50p coin in the other, shivering and afraid...
*Yes, my family trusted my with pyrotechnical devices. I also used to run over to the local shop and buy cigarettes at this age. Thatcher's Britain was a very different place, i tells ya.
Christopher Owens wrote: You're very narky these days, Jem.
Something you wish to reveal to us?
Narky?? Moi?
I'm always in a good mood me, you must be reading me wrong fella. Sarky i can be, but narky never.
Jonny Donepoindatgunname wrote:
Slave labour, an 8 year old hoovering, disgraceful.
It's cool: I did a very sloppy job and don't think I was ever asked to help out again.
Mind you, I never got out of other chores. the house didn't have any central heating in those days and no double glazing earlier, plus the electricity and the gas were on 50p meters. The number of times i had to venture out into the cold and dark clutching a lighter* in one tiny palm and a shiny 50p coin in the other, shivering and afraid...
*Yes, my family trusted my with pyrotechnical devices. I also used to run over to the local shop and buy cigarettes at this age. Thatcher's Britain was a very different place, i tells ya.
How old are you? My nan used to have a coal fire and a 50p meter for the telly!
I still remember the first time I heard Temptation. Looking out of my bedroom window hoping United would equalise against City. Stapleton sorted it
How old are you? My nan used to have a coal fire and a 50p meter for the telly!
The ripe old age of 30. And my grandfather still has a coal fire in his place. Which is bloody freezing most of the year round... although he never made me hoover the place, so he's alright by me.
Did the meter pay for the leccy or the licence fee?
sure- but clik links posted on questionable forums? nah.
but man, floors, carpets? all packed mud floors, wintr it's just ice really.
don't laugh, but i use abba, or boney m for housework. new order, usually live and on full bore is for garden work.
