Top 3 Great Laughs

Sid James Stuart Hall ( It's a Knockout ) Hooky

no Les Dawson?

No

Muttley Hooky (same thing really) Baron Silas Greenback

Sid James Muttley with a medal Shane Macgowan , cos it makes ourkid laugh straight away

Worse ones :

Basil Brush Thatcher in the eighties

voice: Robert DeNiro,

   Bill Murray, 

   Jack Nicholson, both esp. when younger-

a Priest,a Rabbi, and a lawyer, in the gallows bringing Hooky up to a laugh on PCL.

Rocket Mick Virtualghali Maya

Johnny wrote: Rocket Mick Virtualghali Maya

Aren't you forgetting something?

Wino wrote:

Johnny wrote: Rocket Mick Virtualghali Maya

Aren't you forgetting something?

Manchester- 29th Januray 2005. Wetherspoon! You know it! And you sooooo had to be there! You were though, Johnny- what's going on? Sold out on us??? Looks like it!:D

Bonzette wrote:

Wino wrote:

Johnny wrote: Rocket Mick Virtualghali Maya

Aren't you forgetting something?

Manchester- 29th Januray 2005. Wetherspoon! You know it! And you sooooo had to be there! You were though, Johnny- what's going on? Sold out on us??? Looks like it!:D

Says he's skint!!! He's just so SCARED!!!!!!!!!! And we're the only ones with handbags!

Wino wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Wino wrote:

Johnny wrote: Rocket Mick Virtualghali Maya

Aren't you forgetting something?

Manchester- 29th Januray 2005. Wetherspoon! You know it! And you sooooo had to be there! You were though, Johnny- what's going on? Sold out on us??? Looks like it!:D

Says he's skint!!! He's just so SCARED!!!!!!!!!! And we're the only ones with handbags!

Running scared???? It comes down to who's got bottle (and sense)! We got bottle (and sense)!!!!!

Bonzette wrote:

Wino wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Wino wrote:

Johnny wrote: Rocket Mick Virtualghali Maya

Aren't you forgetting something?

Manchester- 29th Januray 2005. Wetherspoon! You know it! And you sooooo had to be there! You were though, Johnny- what's going on? Sold out on us??? Looks like it!:D

Says he's skint!!! He's just so SCARED!!!!!!!!!! And we're the only ones with handbags!

Running scared???? It comes down to who's got bottle (and sense)! We got bottle (and sense)!!!!!

Bottle? Granted. 9-5 Sense. Weekends only either, when necessary.

Bonzette wrote:

Wino wrote:

Johnny wrote: Rocket Mick Virtualghali Maya

Aren't you forgetting something?

Manchester- 29th Januray 2005. Wetherspoon! You know it! And you sooooo had to be there! You were though, Johnny- what's going on? Sold out on us??? Looks like it!:D

oooPS.Um, of course you were all funny.Sold out? Well, i kind of needed to take a step back from the Angels/Vikings war.I like both and don't want to take sides.What am i trying to say?? Fuck knows

yer Cork Cillian Murphy.

Black Ader.

Sylvester the cat.

Johnny wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Wino wrote:

Johnny wrote: Rocket Mick Virtualghali Maya

Aren't you forgetting something?

Manchester- 29th Januray 2005. Wetherspoon! You know it! And you sooooo had to be there! You were though, Johnny- what's going on? Sold out on us??? Looks like it!:D

oooPS.Um, of course you were all funny.Sold out? Well, i kind of needed to take a step back from the Angels/Vikings war.I like both and don't want to take sides.What am i trying to say?? Fuck knows

Angels - this time of night? Ask yourself a few questions Johnny? There's no war at all. Vikings are pussy cats. PPPRRRR.....

Johnny wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Wino wrote:

Johnny wrote: Rocket Mick Virtualghali Maya

Aren't you forgetting something?

Manchester- 29th Januray 2005. Wetherspoon! You know it! And you sooooo had to be there! You were though, Johnny- what's going on? Sold out on us??? Looks like it!:D

oooPS.Um, of course you were all funny.Sold out? Well, i kind of needed to take a step back from the Angels/Vikings war.I like both and don't want to take sides.What am i trying to say?? Fuck knows

Ain't no Vikings or Angels war All is at peace!

Bonzette wrote:

Ain't no Vikings or Angels war All is at peace!

Yeah but i may have done something wrong because i haven't recieved a promised Viking badge off a certain member of that crew.

Vincent Price ("Thriller") Ernie and Bert Ricky Gervais

Johnny wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Ain't no Vikings or Angels war All is at peace!

Yeah but i may have done something wrong because i haven't recieved a promised Viking badge off a certain member of that crew.

Who????????????????????? They are all cool! They prob just forgot! Remind them- you'll get one:)

Bonzette wrote:

Johnny wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Ain't no Vikings or Angels war All is at peace!

Yeah but i may have done something wrong because i haven't recieved a promised Viking badge off a certain member of that crew.

Who????????????????????? They are all cool! They prob just forgot! Remind them- you'll get one:)

Ah well you shouldn't have passed up on my offer of one of them there badges, Johnny. Too late now, it's gone to a good home in Holland...

delilah wrote:

Ah well you shouldn't have passed up on my offer of one of them there badges, Johnny. Too late now, it's gone to a good home in Holland...

Believe me ,Delilah, that lapse of judgement has been weighing on my mind a lot this last week.I should have taken your offer.

Johnny wrote:

delilah wrote:

Ah well you shouldn't have passed up on my offer of one of them there badges, Johnny. Too late now, it's gone to a good home in Holland...

Believe me ,Delilah, that lapse of judgement has been weighing on my mind a lot this last week.I should have taken your offer.

you should have known you should always rely on a welsh gal

delilah wrote:

you should have known you should always rely on a welsh gal

You're Welsh?? I didn't know that .I don't recall you having a Welsh accent.What part of Wales are you from?My Father lives in Rhayader.Spent loads of time there as a kid.Elan valley and all that.Lovely

Bonzette wrote:

Johnny wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Wino wrote:

Johnny wrote: Rocket Mick Virtualghali Maya

Aren't you forgetting something?

Manchester- 29th Januray 2005. Wetherspoon! You know it! And you sooooo had to be there! You were though, Johnny- what's going on? Sold out on us??? Looks like it!:D

oooPS.Um, of course you were all funny.Sold out? Well, i kind of needed to take a step back from the Angels/Vikings war.I like both and don't want to take sides.What am i trying to say?? Fuck knows

Ain't no Vikings or Angels war All is at peace!

A war between vikings and angels is a logical impossibility anymore than there can be a war between people and women, one is merely a subset of the other. I admit one or two tiny penis owners may not have thought that, but that is their loss. there was never anything done or said to indicate any such division (tho do please feel free to correct me). No good deed goes unpunished eh?

Johnny wrote:

delilah wrote:

you should have known you should always rely on a welsh gal

You're Welsh?? I didn't know that .I don't recall you having a Welsh accent.What part of Wales are you from?My Father lives in Rhayader.Spent loads of time there as a kid.Elan valley and all that.Lovely

spent all of my first 18 years in south wales, nr cardiff

Steve Campbell wrote:

I admit one or two tiny penis owners may not have thought that, but that is their loss.

I'll get the ruler out to see if that's directed at me then shall i?

no you are but a victim of their propaganda ;)

But I learned me lesson. I'll not make an effort for the greater good again :(

1. PETER KAY
2. TOMMY COOPER
3. ERIC MORECAMBE

Les Dawson just missed out.Classic of his the other day..."My wife's a Sex Object....when I want sex,she objects"