Loud and clear, NO!!!
I've met someone recently, cute but hollow (arty term cause I'm fookin arty), must have looked a real Kim Cattrall in his narrow mind, tee hee. His words not mine.
So what do you do then?
RUN AWAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!
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Loud and clear, NO!!!
I've met someone recently, cute but hollow (arty term cause I'm fookin arty), must have looked a real Kim Cattrall in his narrow mind, tee hee. His words not mine.
So what do you do then?
RUN AWAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!
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nutters and non-nutters never work out.
The mad person feels increasingly constricted, hemmed in and held down by their partner's inability to free-think, change or evolve or even just DO something on a whim the sane one gets confused and also frustrated that their partner is not interested in reading pension policies on a saturday night.
I have never been in the least attracted to sane women...I may have considered shaggin the brains out of one or two (if they looked hot) when I was pissed, but NEVER EVER found myself actually drawn to one.
Steve Campbell wrote:
The mad person feels increasingly constricted, hemmed in and held down by their partner's inability to free-think, change or evolve or even just DO something on a whim the sane one gets confused and also frustrated that their partner is not interested in reading pension policies on a saturday night.
Very true.Especially the pensions on a Saturday night bit![]()
Well , i kind of put this down to why i'm single at the moment(or maybe i'm just old, uninteresting and ugly?).I've reached a stage when i don't want a sane woman.I've maybe had one or two that are a bit like that and i don't want it anymore.Agreed that there is some hot girls i would have loved to have shagged but as far as a relationship goes,no.
Emma Peel wrote: Yes, but I'm certain he wouldn't stay sane for very long...
That's the spirit.
I have a mate who can make people mental on contact, it's a hell of a talent.
what a load of twaddle. Unless the definition of 'sane' has changed recently?
Bonzy is crackers anyway ![]()
Problem is, I'm terribly attracted to trouble. The saner the woman is, the less attracted I am. And I know when it's happening-- I know the reason I find some woman so incredibly hot is because she's out of her head, and I know the trouble that brings. ![]()
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Problem is, I'm terribly attracted to trouble. The saner the woman is, the less attracted I am. And I know when it's happening-- I know the reason I find some woman so incredibly hot is because she's out of her head, and I know the trouble that brings.
Yup I could never love a woman that would never suggest going hedgehopping at 4 am coming home from the pub, or was incapable of leading me astray in any number of ways.
I should point out we are not talking about some femme fatalle thing here, putting a poor bloke up to all sorts for money and power...I'm talking about...."it's only 1am....get 2 litres of vodka and we'll go drink them by the sea"
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Problem is, I'm terribly attracted to trouble. The saner the woman is, the less attracted I am. And I know when it's happening-- I know the reason I find some woman so incredibly hot is because she's out of her head, and I know the trouble that brings.
That is so funny! :p
Generic wrote: erm...so I should only hang around the insane asylums looking for dates?
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Erm, what time you finishing your job then?? ![]()
Cath wrote: Question. Is being an emotional retard a form of insanity?
you are not insane, if you think you are insane. only insane people think they are totally sane. so, if you think you are an emotional retard, then you are not insane. q e d
J.A.K wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote:
J.A.K wrote: i am
what sane, or dating a sane person? :D
both
lucky you. when's the wedding?
fuck that. its only been 6 months or so.
does a crackin pan of stew though. (that's bowl of scouse to you lot)
J.A.K wrote: fuck that. its only been 6 months or so.
does a crackin pan of stew though. (that's bowl of scouse to you lot)
well enjoy.
i'm signing off for today. night all.
Is 'sane' used in the right context here?! I'd like to think I only date 'sane' birds. Never really understood the meaning of 'moderation' meself so it's nice to have someone level-headed to keep me grounded most of the time.
Anyone who actually stands up and says, "Hey, I'm mad, me," usually, well, isn't. Last thing I'd ever fancy dating is the female equivalent of the Fast Show's Colin Hunt. ![]()
Al Jarvis wrote: so it's nice to have someone level-headed to keep me grounded most of the time.
yep. agree.
(and do the dishes all the time as well)
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Al Jarvis wrote: Is 'sane' used in the right context here?! I'd like to think I only date 'sane' birds. Never really understood the meaning of 'moderation' meself so it's nice to have someone level-headed to keep me grounded most of the time.
Anyone who actually stands up and says, "Hey, I'm mad, me," usually, well, isn't. Last thing I'd ever fancy dating is the female equivalent of the Fast Show's Colin Hunt.
I far prefer women who seem quite quiet or sensible to start with, but slowly turn out to be complete loons. In fact, the girl who popped me cherry's idea of a good saturaday night was mixing up a batch of thermite and "playing" with it on her hearth. And If I go through the women who have nicked me heart over the years, all the really worthwhile ones (ie the ones that didn't shriek and run at the mere sight of me), have been decidedly "sideways" in their mental make up and outlook on reality. My fave trait in a girl, is an ability to listen to someone (usually me) ranting about something she knows nowt about, but at the end of it, turn round and say something so out of the blue and so "her" it's truly inspirational. Oddly the greatest exponent of this I ever met was not a local lass but a daughter of Shoreham by Sea...soft southern Order ;) Everyone else thought she was a blonde retard, but she could talk stellar physics after 10 pints :D:D ![]()
J.A.K wrote: fuck that. its only been 6 months or so.
does a crackin pan of stew though. (that's bowl of scouse to you lot)
She'll see the light- and the dirty dishes and wise up by 12, kershie![]()
Mrs Barney Army wrote: She'll see the light- and the dirty dishes and wise up by 12, kershie
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Now, that is proper bonkers. Mrs Barney Army?! ![]()
Ronald Kirsch wrote:
Cath wrote: Question. Is being an emotional retard a form of insanity?
you are not insane, if you think you are insane. only insane people think they are totally sane. so, if you think you are an emotional retard, then you are not insane. q e d
I don't think I'm sane.. or an emotional retard. However I mostly date emotional retards... so.. I was wondering is that insanity. Oh forget it.. too much pondering for a Monday!![]()
Cath wrote: I don't think I'm sane.. or an emotional retard. However I mostly date emotional retards... so.. I was wondering is that insanity.
Now that's just retarded ![]()