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....an interesting new theory from my mate who loves rap music..........

:nuts:

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I sincerely doubt he'll find too many arguments here :D

(BTW...does "rap music" qualify as an oxymoron?)

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Never trust anybody who claims that...:nonono: If he thinks that, then I bet if he heard Neil Tennant sing, then he'd probably think he's a woman, too.

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NT only SOUNDS like a chick. Bob, has tits, wears make up and spends HOURS on his hair.

The prosecution rests :D

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German humour is my favourite oxymoron. :clap:

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Steve Campbell wrote: NT only SOUNDS like a chick. Bob, has tits, wears make up and spends HOURS on his hair.

The prosecution rests :D

I'd say the drag queen RuPaul looks more than a woman than Robert Smith. And there was this rock band in Japan called Shazna (they were popular back in 1997~1999 ish), and the lead singer Izam is a man, but he seriously looks like a woman. He looks more like a woman than Robert Smith, in my opinion.

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Fat Bob did have that Liz Taylor phase. But Barney has tits as does Shaun Ryder but people do not call them women.

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I used to think Geddy Lee from Rush was a woman, based on the vocals alone :shrug:

So anything's possible :p

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sure he is ................. :nod:

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Release all your sexual frustrations on the man if you will. One thing you can say is that although silly looking he is consistent. How many times has Bongo changed his image?

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twist wrote: Release all your sexual frustrations on the man if you will. One thing you can say is that although silly looking he is consistent. How many times has Bongo changed his image?

aw c'mon..."he's not bongo" is a hell of a defence, applicable to everyone from Hitler to Bush.

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after the recent revelation that moby is a woman and wears a bald cap, nothing surprises me anymore.

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Jezzzus Christ , I didnt realize that , hehehe:)

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With that hair it's an easy confusion, when i crossed him at rosebonbon nightclub in 82, he looks like an animal with his look , three years ago when i was in the country to make some sketch with pastel i had a walkman over my head and i choosed "bloodflower" i think between all that mountain end trees it was me the animal,but flowers never die so

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Ronald Kirsch wrote: after the recent revelation that moby is a woman and wears a bald cap, nothing surprises me anymore.

So moby is Natalie Portman???

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Generic wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: after the recent revelation that moby is a woman and wears a bald cap, nothing surprises me anymore.

So moby is Natalie Portman???

could well be.

my reliable source is none other than barney, when he got interviewed for that t in the park thing.

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