Why do you never see Ice Cream vans fill up at Petrol Stations?
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because all the kids/ smart people that you think are running after the truck?
and Eddie Murphy...
are actually pushing the thing.
Digi- you've made my day. Best giggle by far.
Daft comment, but when you think about...I have never seen an ice crean van filling up at a garage 
Maybe we could launch a competition? First person to post a picture of an ice-cream van at a petrol station, wins...? Or if someone knows an ice-cramvan driver, they could ask them...?
Snorri xxx
Snorrimon wrote: Maybe we could launch a competition? First person to post a picture of an ice-cream van at a petrol station, wins...? Or if someone knows an ice-cramvan driver, they could ask them...?
not too likely unless they're from the bottom of a cliff. 'cause you see, those kids, you know, pushing the ice-cream truck. well once the inventory of ice-cream bars is bought up, finished,
eaten, used, gone, well then
they're actually pushing the truck off over the first suitable cliff. so each truck that you see, is actually brand spanking new. new truck, new stock. finished, over the cliff. QED.
now maybe start a petition about not-letting ambulances use public stations. that I've seen and.that's just nervy,don't want to think that Uncle Joe is getting rushed off to emerg. yet the ambulance is running low.
yeah never seen that myself either. tell summat else you dont see nowadays ,white dogshit. whre did it all go??
Have you notived how sometimes you see LOADS of people on crutches for DAYS and then you see none at all for weeks?
Maybe that's all the ice-cream van drivers recovering after having their empty vehicles flung from cliffs?
Snorri xxx
Johnny wrote: I'm sure if you hang around the petrol station long enough you'll see one,Mike
it's february, wnter- time for many, be quite a wait
Dunno - I'm sure I heard one today - or some boyracer was playing the craziest stuff in his car...
Snorri xxx
Ice cream trucks are fueled by small children. Since refueling is a messy and noisey process it is done at the ice cream factory behind the gate in a sound proof building.
Apparently one use to frequent Belfast that was pitch black, named "darth Vader", and whose happy chimes played...the funeral march LOL.
never seen one tanking up I must say...nor taking on supplies of any kind. I suspect pixies to be involved
thrashingtiger wrote: I've never seen a parking meter being emptied. How does this happen?
the coins you put in there are delivered by a complex system of conveyer belts to an office where one man spends the whole day counting all those coins before he takes all the coins down to the bank.
BIGINOIL wrote: Have you notived how sometimes you see LOADS of people on crutches for DAYS and then you see none at all for weeks?
which brings to mind, not only all manner of occurrences identical save for the precise subject....but also.......
...does this ring a bell with anyone.......
A series comes on TV, there are lets say 20 episodes, of which you see, 5.
When the show is re-run, you also catch 5 episodes....the same 5..regardless of their position in the run.
(this has become less of a problem since people started doing the "back to back" runs all day on Sky :D )
maybe it's all just a hoax.
like the horid LAX revolving restaurant.
it's not turning. the world is..
there are really only five episodes. that's it. five.. funds were short so the rest of the season was never actually filmed.
you see, all just an illusion.
the rest are just written up by the guide editors who know that the majority of people will be off elsewhere.
twist wrote: Ice cream trucks are fueled by small children. Since refueling is a messy and noisey process it is done at the ice cream factory behind the gate in a sound proof building.
that was my first thought too... they lure the kids to the truck and fatten them up, then once in a while lure a fat unpopular one inside and they never come out... human kid fat is like whale blubber, burns very efficiently...
