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Could you date an amputee?

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I can't. Karma's probably going to get me for this thread by making my future wife or some shit need amputating. :uhoh:

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Date an amputee? Sounds 'armless enough to me:shrug:

Jeeez, karma's gonna get me

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Only if it's happening after we've got together. I wouldn't leave him for that.

Shit, I'm a saint. :nod:

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This is too tasteless for even ME...

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Erm...erm...sorry. I'm stumped for something to say.

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monty wrote: Erm...erm...sorry. I'm stumped for something to say.

:evil4:

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i don't see why not.

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i think this thread as got legs and might run on for a bit

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ROCKET won't be running with it. 'E's legless.

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote: ROCKET won't be running with it. 'E's legless.

Ho fcuking HO

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If she did'nt cost me an arm and a leg :brow:

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it could turn nasty if i got legless as well.

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where do you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

right where you left him.

-- read that the other day.

exit stage left.. date an amputee? really can't say. the movie Murderball about amputee angry, crazy, loving rugby stars- added more perspective. guess like most things, specifics can get worked out later. and deal with what's dished best you can. with what you've got on hand.

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Its like the old fly with no wings joke..What do you call a fly with no wings?.......A Walk:drummer:

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a local music club i go,the floor is so dirty that the cocroach's walk round on stilts. so thats without legs

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Boatraceface wrote: Its like the old fly with no wings joke..What do you call a fly with no wings?.......A Walk:drummer:

attention: thread hijacked. to bad quick jokes. but first:

down the street from where used to live there was an old cranky man who spun the loveliest tales. he and his wife went down toward Arizona each winter and he'd return with a fresh batch. of truth and lies to be sure. his first one year was that on the flight his wife- with the worst scratch high- pitch horid thing of a bark apparently

had airport security all around when she called out, 'Honey, Hi Jack, could y..' you get the picture.

now this thread over to Bob in the Pool and Art on the Wall. told by the best natured - people- in say chairs. within respectful lines. time flying like an arrow and fruit flies like a banana. poor english but still.
'night.

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