Highbrow Article Slagging off Coldplay

Big Word Alert

It's alright to hate Coldplay fans.

"So now I'm fed up anew. I'm fed up that he thinks he can avert the fed-upness by "going into hiding", when in fact, the fed-upness is already complete."

The bass player looks a really nasty, sneaky,sly, evil bastard.And the bit about the drummer suing his neighbour for stealing hios taxi doesnt surprise me one bit.Tossers

Oh and the guitarist is soooo much up his own arse.Jeezz give me a break

Oh , they ARE giving us a break?

hope it's permanent

Based on the two I met at Glastonbury, their fans are all morons. Stupud little cockney slappers who moaned every time anyone moved in front of them. I couldn't get off the field quick enough when the Order finished.

Coldplay are shit and none of their wives can act.

Johnny wrote: Oh , they ARE giving us a break?

hope it's permanent

Hear hear! On another note, nice to see a journo actually confirming what I've suspected about the press for a fair old while (read the second paragraph to see what I'm on about).

I've never understood the good reviews for a Coldplay album. What boring artsy-fartsy "rock". My sister bought their album recently and my mother likes it too, which means that I'll be heating enough of it when I come home. Should I invest in earplugs or a better set of speakers to blast NO and DM over that crap?

I sort of like them, even thought I know I shouldn't. I'm seeing them when they come to Australia. And I AIN'T NO COCKNEY SLAPPER!

I apologise (hangs head in shame.)

All right thinking people hate Coldplay! How nice to see that they have gotten the message and buggered off into pompous obscurity. If only U2 were so perceptive!

They announce last week at the Brits that they're going away for a while , gonna take a break.Then i hear on the radio today another new single off the album .The 4th (?).And they are touring til May at least.Doesn't sound like they are taking much of a break then

Poncy, MOR wankers. Fucking hate them. To be found in between Dido and Lighthouse family in cool dads record collections. :evil: