Metallica are funny. — Forum Archive

18 Feb 2006, 03:41

:evil4:

18 Feb 2006, 03:42

Why is that short twat always up front?

18 Feb 2006, 03:46

OH

MY

GOD!!!

18 Feb 2006, 03:46

Because Metallica has become the Lars Ulrich Legal dispute squad :D

Brilliant musicians, awesome music....terminal twats when it comes to their fans and all things legal.

18 Feb 2006, 03:49

Hetfied looks like he's taking a piss and they PS'd his bits and the stream out of the pic :D

18 Feb 2006, 03:49

Steve Campbell wrote: Because Metallica has become the Lars Ulrich Legal dispute squad :D

:abovelol:

Steve Campbell wrote: Brilliant musicians, awesome music....terminal twats when it comes to their fans and all things legal.

Have to disagree there, Steve!

18 Feb 2006, 03:51

Steve Campbell wrote: Hetfied looks like he's taking a piss and they PS'd his bits and the stream out of the pic :D

:abovelol:

18 Feb 2006, 04:04

Damn I have no sound on that just now (annoying browser sulks if anything else uses sound LOL...my own bad for drilling holes in Linux :D) but itsure as hell looks like Lars :D

I'll defend their music with my dying breath, they are a fabulous band.....but I really wanna hurt Lars :D

18 Feb 2006, 04:05

Steve Campbell wrote:

I'll defend their music with my dying breath, they are a fabulous band.....but I really wanna hurt Lars :D

MEGADEATH ALL THE WAY.

18 Feb 2006, 04:11

Hey, this isn't actually bad. Metallica playing Nirvana and The White Stripes

18 Feb 2006, 04:18

Christopher Owens wrote: OH

MY

GOD!!!

I WANT THAT :laugh:

18 Feb 2006, 04:19

arek p. wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: OH

MY

GOD!!!

I WANT THAT

NO! PLEASE DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

18 Feb 2006, 05:44

Metallica are so mint i love them

And megadeth too. they are also one quality band.

18 Feb 2006, 09:30

Jack_H wrote: Metallica are so mint i love them

To be honest, I've listened to Master of Puppets, And Justice... and The Black Album, but I don't get it. :shrug:

Jack_H wrote: And megadeth too. they are also one quality band.

18 Feb 2006, 10:27

So...who knows Mudvayne?

18 Feb 2006, 10:47

Jack_H wrote: Metallica are so mint i love them

And megadeth too. they are also one quality band.

both are washed up has beens, thou Metallica are rich as fuck

Jack, try listening to The Stooges Raw Power... your dad will buy it for you happily

18 Feb 2006, 10:48

I already have Raw Power. What do you take me for? I robbed my dad's cd of it and put it on my iPod, it's MINT.

18 Feb 2006, 10:51

I Dig A bit of Metallica from time to time, their new album was poor but some of there older stuff is class, 'four horsemen' and 'for whom the bell tolls' are good.

18 Feb 2006, 11:03

Jack_H wrote: So...who knows Mudvayne?

Hmm...heard some stuff, but not impressed.

Don't tell me you love Iron Maiden, please.

18 Feb 2006, 11:29

Nah I'm not too big on Maiden, but i do really like the song No More Lies

18 Feb 2006, 12:01

Christopher Owens wrote: Hey, this isn't actually bad. Metallica playing Nirvana and The White Stripes

This clip actually makes me like them less that I do already. Sad to see a hard rocking band like Metallica resort to meeting the pop needs of MTV and cover bits of Lenny Kravitz. It's like what failed bands do, after their one hit wonders and have to play the club circuit. I really don't like Lars either. Their psychotherapy session movie documented don't buy any respect either. They're so "me, me, me". Boring.

18 Feb 2006, 13:14

Jack_H wrote: Nah I'm not too big on Maiden, but i do really like the song No More Lies

I didn't mind Run To The Hills, but apart from that....Noooooo. :nonono:

Like Slayer?

18 Feb 2006, 13:40

Christopher Owens wrote:

Jack_H wrote: Nah I'm not too big on Maiden, but i do really like the song No More Lies

I didn't mind Run To The Hills, but apart from that....Noooooo.

Like Slayer?

I can still give a mean rendition of Phantom of the Opera on me bass :D

hate te fuckers tho for getting to the intro from the prisoner before I had a chance :D

18 Feb 2006, 13:51

Slayer :nod:

Raining Blood is my fave by them, the guitar parts in that are SOOOOOOOO fast its quality :eek:

18 Feb 2006, 13:55

There's a song on this album that I think was in the record books for being the fastest song played.

18 Feb 2006, 13:55

that would be such a cool record to hold

18 Feb 2006, 13:57

A mate played me Reign In Blood a few years back. Didn't mind it, but never got round to getting it. Might investigate.

What about Trivium?

I'm hoping to see them in Donnington.

18 Feb 2006, 14:24

I heard all the hype about them, and leant the album off a mate in school, i just remember thinking it was "ok".

i have on at the moment regular people by pantera

18 Feb 2006, 14:40

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: some of there older stuff is class, 'four horsemen' and 'for whom the bell tolls' are good.

Yeah, they are quality. 'For Whom the Bell Tolls' was the first song me and Jack learnt together. Quality song.

Slayer are quality too,Raining Blood and Here Comes The Pain are my faves. And Trivium are pretty quality, i like Dying In Your arms. :nod:

18 Feb 2006, 14:41

I like 'No More Lies' by Iron Maiden but thats all really.

18 Feb 2006, 14:46

Jack_H wrote:

i have on at the moment regular people by pantera

Nice one!! :nod:

Cowboys... is a better album IMHO.

18 Feb 2006, 15:15

Yeah the guitarist in my band let me borrow some of their cd's, good stuff.

Listen to: Happy? by Mudvayne ------------Trust me man. My Friend of Misery by Metallica (if u havent already)

       One by Metallica (Tell me u have heard this).

But yeah out of those 3 i guess u r least likely to know happy? so yeah go and find that its quality. :love2:

18 Feb 2006, 15:35

Jack_H wrote:

       One by Metallica (Tell me u have heard this).

I have, and I think it's hilarious.

Thanks for recomending Mudvayne. I'll give them a go

I would definetly recommend Killing Joke, particularly the track 'The Wait' which Metallica covered on the Garage E.P. But KJ are ten times the better band.

Do you know any Avenge Sevenfold?

18 Feb 2006, 17:13

Jack_H wrote: I already have Raw Power. What do you take me for? I robbed my dad's cd of it and put it on my iPod, it's MINT.

Finally the lad's making sense. :nod:

Oh, and Metallica are shite. :evil4:

18 Feb 2006, 17:24

before you make fun of lars ulrich, remember who he goes out with:

connie nielsen.

18 Feb 2006, 17:26

Lars!

:bow2: :bow2: :bow2:

18 Feb 2006, 18:24

Lars Ulrich :clap:

James Hetfield :bow:

Kirk Hammet :D

Rob Trujillo

Cliff Burton :bow: :clap: :bow:

Jason Newstead :shades:

Dave Mustaine :D :clap: :bow:

Everyone that's been in Metallica is MINT :nod:

18 Feb 2006, 18:30

There goes that theory.

18 Feb 2006, 18:32

:confused2:

I'm too tired to try and figure out your comments, Comrade Shajisgmsdphpov.

See ya.

18 Feb 2006, 18:36

That theory about apples not falling far from the tree. Still, it's MINT (said in an entirely non-piss taking way) that you've got yer own tastes in music. :nod:

Metallica are still shite, though. :evil4:

18 Feb 2006, 18:38

no they're not though :confused2:

18 Feb 2006, 18:44

For my own, personal tastes, they're rather non-melodic, and have no swing. Just over-the-top harshness.

Now, you take a band like classic Black Sabbath (only because I haven't listened to anything new they've done since Ozzy left), and they rock full-on metal, BUT they're also melodic, and they swing.

18 Feb 2006, 23:05

Too much rock not enough roll. Justice wa their last lp that I liked.

Ministry kicks their ass anyway.

19 Feb 2006, 00:57

twist wrote:

Ministry kicks their ass anyway.

BLASPHEMEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

19 Feb 2006, 01:16

Jack_H wrote: Yeah the guitarist in my band let me borrow some of their cd's, good stuff. Listen to: Happy? by Mudvayne ------------Trust me man. My Friend of Misery by Metallica (if u havent already) One by Metallica (Tell me u have heard this). But yeah out of those 3 i guess u r least likely to know happy? so yeah go and find that its quality.

like stepping into a time machine. worked nights some years ago and a couple of the guys were spinning tales and tunes..and..how do you tell 'em all apart..w/out any lyrics..or simply audible lyrics.

19 Feb 2006, 04:30

ALL the bands i listen to have audible lyrics.

I don't like shouty music, because it sucks. :nod:

19 Feb 2006, 04:43

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: For my own, personal tastes, they're rather non-melodic, and have no swing. Just over-the-top harshness.

Now, you take a band like classic Black Sabbath (only because I haven't listened to anything new they've done since Ozzy left), and they rock full-on metal, BUT they're also melodic, and they swing.

I fuckin hate metal, but i'll happily listen to metallica....they are top notch musicians, and what they lack in melody they make up for in genuine chordic harmony....not every band can get on all Bach and create their harmony from a series of monophonic melodies as NO do.

19 Feb 2006, 04:44

AgentWood wrote: before you make fun of lars ulrich, remember who he goes out with:

connie nielsen.

looks like a bloke.

19 Feb 2006, 06:56

Interesting news for fans.

19 Feb 2006, 07:30

:clap: Rick Rubin :clap:

Here's to hoping the new Metallica album is a fuckin great one, even though i like St Anger, it's not a patch on some of the others, come on guys, bring it out.

This year's gonna be great for me as far as new albums are concerened:

New Pearl Jam :clap: New Chili Peppers :clap: New Metallica :clap: New Pixies (Allegedly) :clap: New Bloc Party :clap:

19 Feb 2006, 08:31

Yeah man, cant wait fot the Chilis album :nod: Dno man, hope the Metallica is as good as some of their old stuff, they really do have to redeem themselves.