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What do Women think about CUNILINGUS?

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Well, it's always good to know isn't it? :shrug:

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I'm not touching this one.

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Ronald Kirsch wrote: I'm not tonguing this one.

:drummer:

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Some men have a lot to learn about cunnilingus :) And some men are just born with the talent. :thumb:

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: I'm not tonguing this one.

but i will.

:drummer:

nice one comrade.

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I know about Cunnilingus...but it's cheaper by EasyJet.

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: I'm not tonguing this one.

but i will.

nice one comrade.

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i suppose women like it

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Some men have a lot to learn about cunnilingus And some men are just born with the talent.

I'm in the latter Category

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"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote:

Some men have a lot to learn about cunnilingus And some men are just born with the talent.

I'm in the latter Category

This reminds me of a study that was realised and published by some famous business school. They made a survey, asking people to value their skills in different domains (dancing, driving, etc.). For each skill, people had to give themsleves a score between 1 and 5, 1 meaning "I think that I'm much below average" and 5 "I think that I'm much above average" (with the logical gradation for 2, 3 and 4). Observe that they had to position themselves with regard to what they thought was the average. The conclusion, for the male population, is that most men think they drive better than the average and dance worse than the average. (These were my answers too.) These are of course paradoxal results showing how subjective, subject to self-confidence and wrong our appreciation can be when comparing our skills to the masses's.

As a result, most men will probably state they have better cunnilingual skills than the average. Nonsense...

Yet, I'm proud to declare that I'm a good cunnilinguist, according to former girlfriends and current wife. :p

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Emma Peel wrote: Some men have a lot to learn about cunnilingus :) And some men are just born with the talent. :thumb:

  1. Not me girl

  2. Like me girl

:lol::lol:

i even taught Stevie (see left)

:lol:

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:abovelol: lmao stevie G

quality player, he's probably one of them people that's mint at EVERYTHING, like, i saw him play pool on sky and he was mint :clap:

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Jack_H wrote: :abovelol: lmao stevie G

quality player, he's probably one of them people that's mint at EVERYTHING, like, i saw him play pool on sky and he was mint :clap:

shite at Pool u mean. saw that on sky too. he was crap.

what's all this mint speak?

kids say mint don't the

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J.A.K wrote:

Jack_H wrote: :abovelol: lmao stevie G

quality player, he's probably one of them people that's mint at EVERYTHING, like, i saw him play pool on sky and he was mint :clap:

shite at Pool u mean. saw that on sky too. he was crap.

what's all this mint speak?

kids say mint don't the

Kids say Get Paid don't they? Whatever the fook that means.:wink:

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JAK and Jack.....stop it :D

As more minge munching...... When I FINALLY lost my big V....the young lady in question categorically refused to believe I was a sweet and innocent as I claimed, mainly on the grounds that I did most things JUST RIGHT (for her at any rate). Course maybe she was easy pleased, I dunno, but I have never received a complaint.

Then again, considering lots of girls prefer a little mouth action to getting a good shaggin....it's unlikely she WOULD have complained.

I mean really....would one of US complain about a substandard BJ? "stpo that, u aren't doing it very well" I think not.

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J.A.K wrote:

Jack_H wrote: :abovelol: lmao stevie G

quality player, he's probably one of them people that's mint at EVERYTHING, like, i saw him play pool on sky and he was mint :clap:

shite at Pool u mean. saw that on sky too. he was crap.

what's all this mint speak?

kids say mint don't the

nah man ive seen him win a pool match on sky and he looked quality

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Cunilingus?!

I was praying for an opportunity to use this smiley again! :thumb:

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PHD wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

Jack_H wrote: :abovelol: lmao stevie G

quality player, he's probably one of them people that's mint at EVERYTHING, like, i saw him play pool on sky and he was mint :clap:

shite at Pool u mean. saw that on sky too. he was crap.

what's all this mint speak?

kids say mint don't the

Kids say Get Paid don't they? Whatever the fook that means.:wink:

:laugh:

what the fuck does fook mean.

i always knew that Evertonians were Mancs in disguise.

:laugh:

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J.A.K wrote:

PHD wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

Jack_H wrote: :abovelol: lmao stevie G

quality player, he's probably one of them people that's mint at EVERYTHING, like, i saw him play pool on sky and he was mint :clap:

shite at Pool u mean. saw that on sky too. he was crap.

what's all this mint speak?

kids say mint don't the

Kids say Get Paid don't they? Whatever the fook that means.:wink:

:laugh:

what the fuck does fook mean.

i always knew that Evertonians were Mancs in disguise.

:laugh:

I dread to think what the toffee lady ( if she still exists) is chucking out then :D

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don't think about it. DO IT! :whip:

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AgentWood wrote: don't think about it. DO IT! :whip:

stolen from McDonalds:

"I'm Lovin it"

:nod::nod:

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J.A.K wrote:

PHD wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

Jack_H wrote: :abovelol: lmao stevie G

quality player, he's probably one of them people that's mint at EVERYTHING, like, i saw him play pool on sky and he was mint :clap:

shite at Pool u mean. saw that on sky too. he was crap.

what's all this mint speak?

kids say mint don't the

Kids say Get Paid don't they? Whatever the fook that means.:wink:

:laugh:

what the fuck does fook mean.

i always knew that Evertonians were Mancs in disguise.

:laugh:

No no that's how the Koppites say it, you know the non-scouse ones.:laugh: :nod:

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PHD wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

PHD wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

Jack_H wrote: :abovelol: lmao stevie G

quality player, he's probably one of them people that's mint at EVERYTHING, like, i saw him play pool on sky and he was mint :clap:

shite at Pool u mean. saw that on sky too. he was crap.

what's all this mint speak?

kids say mint don't the

Kids say Get Paid don't they? Whatever the fook that means.:wink:

:laugh:

what the fuck does fook mean.

i always knew that Evertonians were Mancs in disguise.

:laugh:

No no that's how the Koppites say it, you know the non-scouse ones.:laugh: :nod:

haha. Everton (Road and Brow) these days is Red (and Orange). try the Clarry on a match day. Brunel's probably Redder.

:laugh: :laugh:

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AgentWood wrote: don't think about it. DO IT! :whip:

The question was addressed to women. Do you suggest women should do cunnilingus? :wink: Please expound... :p

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Steve Campbell wrote: I mean really....would one of US complain about a substandard BJ? "stpo that, u aren't doing it very well" I think not.

Ermm, never had a toothy one, I take it?

It's OK, she was just rusty, I just politely mentioned it and she immediately adjusted back to her world class skills.

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Ben wrote:

AgentWood wrote: don't think about it. DO IT! :whip:

The question was addressed to women. Do you suggest women should do cunnilingus? :wink: Please expound... :p

good question. according to my sources it is to use the mouth, especially the tongue with the intent of bringing a female to orgasm.

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My wife loves it. And so did the other 89 women I did it to.

What's wrong with you men?

:confused2:

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Ben wrote:

AgentWood wrote: don't think about it. DO IT! :whip:

The question was addressed to women. Do you suggest women should do cunnilingus? :wink: Please expound... :p

erm, no. men only area.

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AgentWood wrote:

Ben wrote:

AgentWood wrote: don't think about it. DO IT! :whip:

The question was addressed to women. Do you suggest women should do cunnilingus? :wink: Please expound... :p

erm, no. men only area.

Now that's unfair, women with girlfriends do it to women.

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Ness Order wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Ben wrote:

AgentWood wrote: don't think about it. DO IT! :whip:

The question was addressed to women. Do you suggest women should do cunnilingus? :wink: Please expound... :p

erm, no. men only area.

Now that's unfair, women with girlfriends do it to women.

that's fine for lesbians, but for me--i prefer men-only muff divers.

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