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Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
they left that one out
I noticed the other day that one of my mates has changed their MSN ID to....
"chuck norris does not sleep, he waits"
LOL
Lol, just a few faves. quality man, Jack you took ages to find that geeez.....
In one episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton for one scene and nobody noticed.
1)Chuck Norris used to be Matthew Corbett,on the Sooty and Sweep show(you can't tell them apart,as those who remember Matthew will surely testify) 2)He wears more Hi Karate afterhave,than he can do roundhouses 3)Is alledgedly soft as shite 4)Ricky Hatton would put some serious hurt on him 5)That fairy Fat Bob,would even knack him
:p :p Can't believe i'm Nooling a saturday night...This Babysitting lark....
Chuck Norris sued NBC claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
I just ordered a Chinese
...Sweating on Norris showing up as the delivery driver
How old is he?he must be slowing???I think I can take him
...Sources say he's overated,and increasingly fights like a girl
Boatraceface wrote: I just ordered a Chinese
careful...i just heard that chuck norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the earth down!
d13 wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: I just ordered a Chinese
careful...i just heard that chuck norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the earth down!
It was the earth they took off him when they dug the old fraud up,splashed some make up on, and said Delta Force 7 zillion that made me smile.....he is fuck all to,er, say Julian Clarey
)Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
You've took talking bollocks to a new level 
give respect to the man! he's the only man that ever gave birth! he gave birth to VIN DIESEL: fully grown!
d13 wrote: give respect to the man! he's the only man that ever gave birth! he gave birth to VIN DIESEL: fully grown!
So he's a girl then.Or a Sea horse?
And tell him Vinny Diesel is a dickhead weasel,when you next speak,would you
Boatraceface wrote: 1)Chuck Norris used to be Matthew Corbett,on the Sooty and Sweep show(you can't tell them apart,as those who remember Matthew will surely testify) 2)He wears more Hi Karate afterhave,than he can do roundhouses 3)Is alledgedly soft as shite 4)Ricky Hatton would put some serious hurt on him 5)That fairy Fat Bob,would even knack him
:p :p Can't believe i'm Nooling a saturday night...This Babysitting lark....
You know what, what would Chuck do if he saw that?
Chuck would give you a roundhouse kick to the face. 
"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote:
)Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
You've took talking bollocks to a new level
What gives, with the slim Bob avatar??...You have'nt gone all moderate Moderator have you Mike??hmm You will only succeed in depleting the forum of your crac if this continues.Resign before you sell out completely,or at least pretend you are not a moderator, or people power will be coming to you for DM tickets..P.s.Just guessing here,but have you been sacked yet? I have'nt been online for a few days,how long do you need to keep your nose clean,Mr Mod?
Jack_H wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: 1)Chuck Norris used to be Matthew Corbett,on the Sooty and Sweep show(you can't tell them apart,as those who remember Matthew will surely testify) 2)He wears more Hi Karate afterhave,than he can do roundhouses 3)Is alledgedly soft as shite 4)Ricky Hatton would put some serious hurt on him 5)That fairy Fat Bob,would even knack him
:p :p Can't believe i'm Nooling a saturday night...This Babysitting lark....
You know what, what would Chuck do if he saw that?
Chuck would give you a roundhouse kick to the face.
Jack,assuming Chuck retains his speed of foot
I have the best chin in Redcar for my age....Ambulance for Norris!:rip:
Boatraceface wrote:
"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote:
)Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
You've took talking bollocks to a new level
What gives, with the slim Bob avatar??...You have'nt gone all moderate Moderator have you Mike??hmm
it's quite true, he's been ever so reserved and even rational ever since he got his dream gig. At least he's not trying to impose sanity on the rest of us though...that would never do.
You may be on to something there BRF for sure...we should do one of those "intervention" jobs on Brother Mike? Sort of "friends don't let friends make sense"?
Still it may just be a lull while he settles in and works out which of his new buttons edits a user's post and which one targets the NOOL orbital laser strike platform on their house. he may be talking abject pighit again in no time....c'mon Digi!!!!
Steve Campbell wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote:
)Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
You've took talking bollocks to a new level
What gives, with the slim Bob avatar??...You have'nt gone all moderate Moderator have you Mike??hmm
it's quite true, he's been ever so reserved and even rational ever since he got his dream gig. At least he's not trying to impose sanity on the rest of us though...that would never do.
You may be on to something there BRF for sure...we should do one of those "intervention" jobs on Brother Mike? Sort of "friends don't let friends make sense"?
Still it may just be a lull while he settles in and works out which of his new buttons edits a user's post and which one targets the NOOL orbital laser strike platform on their house. he may be talking abject pighit again in no time....c'mon Digi!!!!
If true that stinks!He's an innovator not a moderator.Tsk!Some people forget their roots at the first whiff of a clipboard
I require more evidence!gotta catch up a few threads before judgement here:D
Boatraceface wrote:
d13 wrote: give respect to the man! he's the only man that ever gave birth! he gave birth to VIN DIESEL: fully grown!
So he's a girl then.Or a Sea horse?
And tell him Vinny Diesel is a dickhead weasel,when you next speak,would you
You can't say that about Vin Diesel! When he jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin Diesel!!
Twatto wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
d13 wrote: give respect to the man! he's the only man that ever gave birth! he gave birth to VIN DIESEL: fully grown!
So he's a girl then.Or a Sea horse?
And tell him Vinny Diesel is a dickhead weasel,when you next speak,would you
You can't say that about Vin Diesel! When he jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin Diesel!!
The man shave's his legs,his mother has a beard,the water gets the creeps.....How long would Vin diesel last with Luke skywalker,fully Jedi-ed up?Get a grip Twatto,Diesel hides behind children when the shit hits the fan!!!
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Jack_H wrote: They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
They took it off the market when they realised,it put more shit on the arse than it actually removed
