Anyone else having problems with site?

Been happening for a few days now, manage to log on after numerous attempts but having difficulty in reading any threads. Keep getting the message "Error website not responding". Very annoying.

I'm just finding the site slower than SVEN's ability to realise Beckham is a TWAT !

John Sludden wrote: Been happening for a few days now, manage to log on after numerous attempts but having difficulty in reading any threads. Keep getting the message "Error website not responding". Very annoying.

LOL...I was LITERALLY returning to the root of BCD to post this very same question, great minds thinking alike and all that.

I do not get that error, because I use opera, which gets hold of links like a rat and will not let go...but I get PRECISELY the behaviour that triggers it....

I click a link, be it to read a thread or to post one or to refresh the forum......and NOTHING happens for the LONGEST time....sometimes as much as 5 minsutes will pass before I get any kind of response. Oddly when I DO get a response the data USUALLY comes think and fast and the pages loads and renders in mere seconds.

The outbound data is DEFINITELY making it out, because ....if I, for example, post a new thread, and the connection goes dead as above when I click submit....If I go back to the thread (before waiting on the submit page taking me back there) and refresh, my post is there.

It does not seem to happen to everyone but.

Another thing worth noting is the general lack of traffic round here recently...I think people get bored shiteless waiting on it to answer.

I'm starting to suspect that Spotnick's been scammed...as I seem to recall him saying this site is hosted on a real server....I would suggest that this is not the case, as the response times of NOOL do not vary in direct proportion to the number of users HERE.... which indicates that another site on the same machine is loading up the machine's CPU causing requests to NOOL's sql databse (which unless I am very much mistaken is tied into the forums) to go into a queue.

Time to beg for upgrade cash again Spotty my man.

Steve Campbell wrote:

John Sludden wrote: Been happening for a few days now,-edit shorten out----.Very annoying.

do not get that error, because I use opera, which gets hold of links like a rat and will not let go...but I get PRECISELY the behaviour that triggers it... I click a link, be it to read a thread or to post one or to refresh the forum......and NOTHING happens for the LONGEST time edit.. loads and renders in mere seconds. The outbound data is DEFINITELY making it out, because edit..click submit....edit.. and refresh, my post is there. --It does not seem to happen to everyone but.--.. --vary in direct proportion to the number of users HERE.... Time to beg for upgrade cash again Spotty my man.

--just s-o- s- l--o-w- --time being such a premium and all.for about the last week. for anyone else. try and read a thread/ change location within the site whatever/ even submit a post and muinutes can go by- just nothing-. same get back to the thread and see that it was in fact posted. try and speed it up - and use ' back-key ' instead of refresh and argH turns into a double post. - really could use an upgrade or a clean out or something.

problems since Mon night

its been bad since yesterday. i managed to do a few double posts, as it was so slow. this is actually my fourth attempt to get into this thread. at work when it slow in conncting it just times out.

Slow as fook.

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Slow as fook.

hmmm .......................

Well I've experienced faster ones for sure

Not in Portland.

Well, maybe on break...

Ronald Kirsch wrote: its been bad since yesterday. i managed to do a few double posts, as it was so slow. this is actually my fourth attempt to get into this thread. at work when it slow in conncting it just times out.

When you hit submit and it dies, use the back button to get back to the thread and refresh it, your post will almost invariably have been received perfectly, it's the response back that's fuckered.

most of the time its slow that all

i had a message before when i couldn't log on that the server is slow.

Right, who's been downloading porn to the server?

It has been slowwwwww....oftentimes I can finish another task while a post of mine is being added to the forum. That's how slow it is.

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Right, who's been downloading porn to the server?

hmmm, are you sure you want to know the answer?

If Mike being a mod is considered normal, anything else couldn't be taken as a problem!

But I'm having to log on everytime I come back here. I suspect that's deliberate

Can I just make a point BTW....I see things said here, and have heard them from the fingers (so to speak) of otherwise rational intelligent people. (PS Comrade, the following is not at you, your post is merely co-incidental).

For those of you in work: When you get a message saying "there server is not responding", or "Server busy" or "server load too high" or anything pertaining to "server" 95 times out of 100, it does NOT refer to the steaming pile of Dr-Who set dressing that lives down in I.T.

That's the company file server, it may also provide other SERVices to the internal network, but it's unlikely to be involved in putting NOOL on your screen (the exception being a proxy server, where you ask a machine in house for a page, and it asks the internet and passes it back to you.....but they tend to produce their own weird and wonderful error pages, easy to spot)...

Nope in this case the word SERVER refers to neworderonline.com, the machine and or/connection providing that "service" has gone baps up, or fallen asleep or is busy fending off 100,000 hits from fucking search robots.

Apologies to those who find any of this patronizing (or hideously inaccurate due to simplicity), just trying to de-mystify things a wee bit. I know there are those here who sit in terror of their computer's vast intellect and so on.....it aint like that really, they're stupid and simple :D

or, is it down to the release of 2 new noolradio podcasts and lots of us are updating our ipods

I don't think the streams come from the same place as the site and fora?

Tho, it did start to go (more) tits up (than usual) about the time when everyone would have been panicking to upload C2 stuff.

It's fast at this time of night (half past midnight) but in the earlier evening and the day it's impossible to use :(

Johnny wrote: It's fast at this time of night (half past midnight) but in the earlier evening and the day it's impossible to use :(

seconded.

Time to start searching log files Spotty.

Steve Campbell wrote: Nope in this case the word SERVER refers to neworderonline.com, the machine and or/connection providing that "service" has gone baps up, or fallen asleep or is busy fending off 100,000 hits from fucking search robots.:D

Right, that's what I meant. Now who's been downloading porn onto the server?

Emma Peel wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Right, who's been downloading porn to the server?

hmmm, are you sure you want to know the answer?

If it was you,...

yes.

Emma Peel wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Right, who's been downloading porn to the server?

hmmm, are you sure you want to know the answer?

Depends. . .can we access it???

JHC

more importantly - is it good porn, or is someone grepping free images off the "backyard beatup beauties" sites? inquiring hands would like to know.

edited to add: I too am having site slowness. Noticeably less slowness on IE than on FF or Konqueror, but still slowness. Experienced one of those click vote and wait 5 minutes for page to respond deals.

At a non-peak time, too.

A woman who used "grepping"

And with that I go dream sweet dreams. :D

(actually...given that I've been watching Daleks rack up a fair old bodycount for the last couple of hours, fuck knows what sort of dreams I'll have LOL)

Slow as fuck. Sucks donkey balls this morning. I have to log in every goddamn time if i want to post. Error messages ect.

Tonight, right now, perfect except for having to log in.

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Emma Peel wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Right, who's been downloading porn to the server?

hmmm, are you sure you want to know the answer?

If it was you,...

yes.

Porn is just another art form.

And I am an avid art collector.

Steve Campbell wrote: A woman who used "grepping"

And with that I go dream sweet dreams. :D

(actually...given that I've been watching Daleks rack up a fair old bodycount for the last couple of hours, fuck knows what sort of dreams I'll have LOL)

I'd be curious to know too.

68 Pontiac wrote:

Emma Peel wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Right, who's been downloading porn to the server?

hmmm, are you sure you want to know the answer?

Depends. . .can we access it???

JHC

the better question is: is it free unlimited access?

Emma Peel wrote: Porn is just another art form.

And I am an avid art collector.

I a woman who loves art.

You two need to get a room!

I'll film from the closet.

Oi! What are all these NOOLers doing in here, and every other thread we're on?

I think the NOOLers are closet voyeurs.

I love it when you speak French, Mrs Peel.

By the by, you were not being presumptuous. Of course you may call me Emma... :)

twist wrote: You two need to get a room!

I'll film from the closet.

Here, I'll give you this video cam that has a great zoom feature. Oh, and don't forget to zoom in at the right moments.

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Emma Peel wrote: Porn is just another art form.

And I am an avid art collector.

I a woman who loves art.

Seriously, there was this after dinner game where we had to name porn stars...and I was the only one who kept rattling off names... everyone in the room was amazed by my knowledge.

And then everyone wanted to raid my DVD collection!?!?

and then my best friend gave me a t-shirt last Christmas that is black with a phrase in rhinestones of "Porn Star in Training" as a joke....

okay, that's enough of a confessional for tonight.

I'll have to think of an appropriate penance...Emma.

Can't think...

That's okay, neither can the priest who hears my confessions!

...with brain...

:p

You are too funny.

sorry to interrupt, but i think its back up to speed again. i even fixed some of my earlier quadruple posts.

are you still at work, Ron?

i'm home now. we had an early afternoon off, being friday, but i had a few things to do, including getting a web cam, so i'm home not too much earlier than normal

the site is really slow one minute and then the next it is fine. I wonder what's up.

i noticed that too. suddenly it is service unavailable, then its full speed again.

at least my web cam works. here i am five minutes ago.

Seriously, there was this after dinner game where we had to name porn stars...and I was the only one who kept rattling off names... everyone in the room was amazed by my knowledge.

So who's your favourite Male and Female pornstars?

"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote:

Seriously, there was this after dinner game where we had to name porn stars...and I was the only one who kept rattling off names... everyone in the room was amazed by my knowledge.

So who's your favourite Male and Female pornstars?

Female: Traci Lords, still. She knew what she was doing.

Male: I don't really have a favorite. Seems like the guys aren't that hot. Definitely not Ron Jeremy or John Holmes though. :dead:

Female: Traci Lords, still. She knew what she was doing.

A Star indeed, as was Sarah Young and Tabatha Cash

I know a lot of ladies would vote Peter North

"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote:

Female: Traci Lords, still. She knew what she was doing.

A Star indeed, as was Sarah Young and Tabatha Cash

I know a lot of ladies would vote Peter North

Peter North aka Alden Brown? Yeah, he's got some technique..

Peter North aka Alden Brown? Yeah, he's got some technique..

So what's yer collection like ?

But you know, he did some gay films too, sooo.... that kinda ruins the hetero fantasy for me.

Emma Peel wrote:

"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote:

Female: Traci Lords, still. She knew what she was doing.

A Star indeed, as was Sarah Young and Tabatha Cash

I know a lot of ladies would vote Peter North

Peter North aka Alden Brown? Yeah, he's got some technique..

Peter North is the comrade's favourite porn star.

"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote:

Peter North aka Alden Brown? Yeah, he's got some technique..

So what's yer collection like ?

Probably my collection is softcore (as opposed to hardcore) for most men. But sometimes I like ones that rip...

Umm, you can take that whichever way you want

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

Emma Peel wrote:

"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote:

Female: Traci Lords, still. She knew what she was doing.

A Star indeed, as was Sarah Young and Tabatha Cash

I know a lot of ladies would vote Peter North

Peter North aka Alden Brown? Yeah, he's got some technique..

Peter North is the comrade's favourite porn star.

Maybe Comrade doesn't know Peter's alter ego Matt Ramsey. At least I hope not.

Maybe Comrade doesn't know Peter's alter ego Matt Ramsey. At least I hope not.

You're knowledge astounds me, we must contine this discussion later. Need to go to work now :)

Yes, it appears to have turned into neworgyonline.com...

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote: Yes, it appears to have turned into neworgyonline.com...

Snorri xxx

no just newordersexonline as usual.

Good Morning preverts (sic) :D

My dreams were fairly uninteresting and too convoluted to describe:D

And NOOL appears to be behaving.

Which is more than can be said for it's frisky inmates....spring must have sprung :D

Hmmmmm it was fine .....then within the last 45 mins it started lagging up quite badly here.....anyone else?

A very sudden onset I must say.

Steve Campbell wrote: Hmmmmm it was fine .....then within the last 45 mins it started lagging up quite badly here.....anyone else?

A very sudden onset I must say.

Terrible NOW! Soooo annoying! Goodnight!

Wino wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Hmmmmm it was fine .....then within the last 45 mins it started lagging up quite badly here.....anyone else?

A very sudden onset I must say.

Terrible NOW! Soooo annoying! Goodnight!

yup...the site is slowly dying because of this.

also good night ( who knowing me, I'll be back)

Yes, i have staying loged on problems. i log on then a few minutes later i'm loged off,and the site is very slow during the day..

quick quick slow .slow slow slow slow .quick.slow slow slow slow slow slow.quick slow slow slow ........

argggghghghh !!!!

...but always faster this time of night

great for insomniacs

complaints of NOOL performance is directly proportional to sexual activity :\ohwell:

I'm not having any problems right now, but maybe that will change in 5 minutes...