How good are you at getting served in a bar or pub?

J.A.K wrote: the best!!

don't do Q's anymore. just get served straight away. helps to tip too. i.e "get yer own!" 20p in the north. (£2 odd probably in the south) if you tip, they'll remember you the next time you come up the bar, and you'll get served even quicker.

comes from years of dealing with knobs up and down the land at footy away matches, like in Bolton and Sheffield for example.

Really? I would imagine the whole place clears, never mind the bar, when the likes of you turn up, regardless!

So, remember these 3 things:

Eye Contact

Money

Attractiveness

So you need to be, beautiful, rich & have amazing eyes - that should get you served at the bar!

I generally have quite good barcraft. One thing that pisses me off though are other people who are ordering drinks and once the barman has pulled a pint they ask for another drink & so on. Order your drinks at the same time people, its quicker

Always when I approach the bar. The three places I go to know me by name after these last 5 years, and they even know my drink. Getting a drink in a strange city seems to be middling at best. I'm neither first, nor last, but inbetween - an dit suits me fine. In no hurry, ever.

I never have a problem...

flash the boobs and the accent. no reason to wave money in the air :P

works both sides of the pond ;)

Bonzette wrote:

J.A.K wrote: the best!!

don't do Q's anymore. just get served straight away. helps to tip too. i.e "get yer own!" 20p in the north. (£2 odd probably in the south) if you tip, they'll remember you the next time you come up the bar, and you'll get served even quicker.

comes from years of dealing with knobs up and down the land at footy away matches, like in Bolton and Sheffield for example.

Really? I would imagine the whole place clears, never mind the bar, when the likes of you turn up, regardless!

hahaha attack of the scallies!!

I always tip a nice shiney pound coin per drink (left over from tipping a buck a drink here). Which could be why I got served so quickly at my regular haunts in Manchester since the locals never heard of tipping and if they do it's a lousy 20p ala sir Kershaw above :P