Does The World Revolve Around You? :skeptic:

A thread for all the egotistical folks around here...

Myself included

of course it does. now if everybody else would just realise that.

Erm, yeah obviously!!!!!

What's wrong with you? Can't you see?

We are, each of us, at the precise centre of the only universe we will ever experience.

Nope. Unless I get so wasted I make a stupid racist comment.

[note: I am wasted now but nowhere near as Wednesday, and I got a new girlfriend tonight. w00t w00t].

I am not the one.

i am not the magna.

And I'll be a cigarette butt before this thread is through.

You are I, and I am You

It's all a dream. And that includes me.

I am merely a cog in a universal clockwork mechanism. Not sure I even exist as such, its just that this corner of the universe appears to have produced self-awareness as a concequence of its following the determinstic laws of physics. Still not sure if the rest of you have such self-awareness or if you are all just Turing machines. Possibly I should try and dismantle one of you to see if I can find out.

404 error wrote: Still not sure if the rest of you have such self-awareness or if you are all just Turing machines. Possibly I should try and dismantle one of you to see if I can find out.

That's brilliant.

any number of NOOLers would fail the Turing test.

turing is one of my fave weapons in the online war against idiots.....gay bashers really ought not to be bashing gays with a machine invented by one LOL.

The world doesn't revolve, sillys - it's flat... :)

Snorri xxx

The world doesn't revolve around me, it is attracted to my personality - therefore, I am more like a magnet than an axis.:p

you're saying it's YOUR gravity that keeps the earth stuck to your feet? hmmmmm

I think it's an easy thing to test, this business of the world revolving round you.....if you have nights and days, it doesn't.

I will now go and shoot meself for daring to bring reason to this debate :D

Take a look at the "Say Good-Bye to My PC&L Trivet" thread in BCD. It's gaining momentum.

It so revolves around me, now that I gave in to peer pressure and started:

myspace.com/tseigler

Now it's easier for you to stalk me!

Anybody wanna be my friend?

Emma Peel wrote: It's all a dream. And that includes me.

It certainly does.

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Emma Peel wrote: It's all a dream. And that includes me.

It certainly does.

its just one unending nightmare which started in 1993. one day soon i hope to wake up from it. sorry you are all figments of my imagination.

I can see the world revolving this morning .stop it. i wanna get off

"don't you know the sun don't go down /it's just an illusion caused by thw world spinning round"