Shug's Record Collection Reading

Shug Submitted these;

The first single you ever ownedBrass In Pocket - Pretenders The first LP you ever ownedThe Best Of Rod Stewart The first gig you went to New Order / Happy Mondays NEC '89 The last gig you went toNew Order Manc v Cancer Most embarrassing record in your collectionEnjoy The Silence
Your favourite LP Technique - I listened to this on me walman this morning as I took a stroll up the town centre! Your favourite Video Things Have Changed - Dylan Your favourite piece of memorabilia in your collection Run2 12"

This was a complex reading!

As a wee whipper Snapper you used to terrify the residents of Corby by Pick Pocketing them. You purchased the Best of Rod Stewart for the track "The Killing of Georgie" and kept your Gayness surpressed until you declared your love for Diggy Mike at Manchester ( you are only Human ). Your first gig was also traumatic - No Alcohol on sale, this explains you're reluctance to "Get a Round In "

I have researched "Enjoy the Silence" and have discovered it is the title of a Depeche Mode track, YOU NEED THERAPY NOW !!! I will book you in for a 2 hour session with Rocket Mick. Your choice of favourite album tells me that you intend to run as an MP and twin Corby with IBIZA.

You are a compulsive liar, Dylan never did a video of Things have changed, I should know, I have seen all his work in the Magic Roundabout.

Stating that your RUN 2 is yer best bit of memorabilia, points to the fact that you have no ambition.

Your ideal Nool Partner is AGENT WOOD

The first single you ever owned: Yu Rock Misija – Za million godina, translation: Yu Rock Mission – For a million years (similar to Band Aid in the UK)

The first LP you ever owned: Pet Shop Boys - Introspective

The first gig you went to - some shite pop band when I was a very small girl :):)

The last gig you went to – Vrooom (dec 2005)

Most embarrassing record in your collection: Oasis – Definitely Maybe :O

Your favourite LP – Low Life

Your favourite Video – Blur (Coffee and TV)

Your favourite piece of memorabilia in your collection – all of them

Seeing as is you I will do you a reading;

However all other requests must will only be accepted on a Record Collection Reading thread.

You provided me with the following:

The first single you ever owned: Yu Rock Misija – Za million godina, translation: Yu Rock Mission – For a million years (similar to Band Aid in the UK)

The first LP you ever owned: Pet Shop Boys - Introspective

The first gig you went to - some shite pop band when I was a very small girl

The last gig you went to – Vrooom (dec 2005)

Most embarrassing record in your collection: Oasis – Definitely Maybe :O

Your favourite LP – Low Life

Your favourite Video – Blur (Coffee and TV)

Your favourite piece of memorabilia in your collection – all of them

You are the Female BOB GELDOLF or is that GANDOLF, you have rebuilt Serbia. You may have the same father as Rocket Mick as you both share a love of the Pet Shop Boys, but it is more likely that Rocket Mick is your DAD.

You refuse to name the band that you first saw, Maya you are hiding a dark secret, I will book you in to a Tantric Sex Therapy class I am starting. You will soon be better.

Vrooom was the performer of the year on TV Metropolis which is when you decided to become a groupie, and you are now known as Vroom Vroom Maya.

What can I say about the most embarrassing record in your collection, it proves you have been ill advisd by all the people you have ever met. Burn this record now and post the proof on the site, your soul will be cleansed.

Low Life in URANUS maks it clear you have a love child from GARY MAC.

You have been fed Propaganda from Serbian TV, and believe Coffee and TV is a Design for Life, Break your programming NOW.

Your inability to choose a single Item as a favourite piece of memorabilia, displays lack of self esteem.

Go put the kettle on and dream of getting back with your ideal NOOLer GARYMAC

Burn this record now and post the proof on the site, your soul will be cleaned

Ta Mikey!!

You made my day!!

More readings later, I need to polish my Balls, they're like CRYSTAL !

The first single you ever owned- Get The Balance Right by Depeche Mode The first LP you ever owned - Speak And Spell by Depeche Mode The first gig you went to -The Cure at the NEC The last gig you went to - Depeche Mode Most embarrassing record in your collection - Low Life Your favourite LP -Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me by The Cure Your favourite Video -In Between Days bu The Cure Your favourite piece of memorabilia in your collection -Martin Gore's leather trousers

I need to rest, i will do your reading shortly !