Cambo's Record Collection Reading !

Steve submitted these items;

The first single you ever owned:Stingray Theme The first LP you ever owned: Genesis of the Daleks The first gig you went to: FGTH King's Hall Belfast The last gig you went to: New Order, Apollo manc Most embarrassing record in your collection:Erasure, Sometimes Your favourite LP: Technique Your favourite Video: perfect kiss Your favourite piece of memorabilia in your collection: My apollo ticket

You had a perfect childhood, there is no shame being into Stingray, though wanking over a puppet was the start of your decline into the depths of depravity ( anyway Marina would never leave me ).

Now then the Daleks points to the fact that you live in a Bungalow, so you can invite your staircase challenged tin cans around for an evening of Genesis.

You know that Phil Collins is the true master of the DALEKS

ADMIT IT! YOU WILL ADMIT IT! OR I WILL USE MY SINK PLUNGER ON YOU!

Your fixations with Puppets and Daleks abruptly stopped when you got into FGTH - OH MY GOD! There is only a small chance of SAVING YOU.

To have any chance of redemption you will have to stab holes in your embarassing ERASURE LP and post proof on here.

You share the same favourite LP with SHUG and BIGINOIL, this shows signs that all 3 of you will soon be featured on the front of the News Of the World in a Bizarre Love Triangle.

You fancy yerself as a musician, this is shown by your choice of video - one day you will have mastered the art of inserting floppy's into Emulators, but not into Biggy and Shug.

In short you are an Urban Space man , who has a ticket for an Apollo rocket, but you realise Flying Teapots are where it's at MAAAN

WE CAN HELP YOU STEVE

Your ideal NOOL partner is Bonzette

What can I say other than...

Hari Hari LondonBus

The erasure record is long since demised, having been treated wth respect it deserved and spending a year as a nice round black skinning up board. But that was no reason for me to deny the reality of having owned it by making it an "un-record".

I can think of several problems with the result of my ideal NOOL partner....most of them potentially fatal ;) . Perhaps I am just pissed of the answer wasn't the name I wanted (but one cannot argue with the mysteries of the collection)...OR...perhaps you changed the results cos it really said Maya and you want her for yourself!!!!

I want one

The first single you ever owned: Pretty Fly For A White Guy by The Offspring

The first LP you ever owned: New Order's Low Life that I found under the bed so I claimed it

The first gig you went to: I dunno it was sometime in 1990 though

The last gig you went to: Manchester vs Cancer

Most embarrassing record in your collection: Will Smith

Your favourite LP: Low Life

Your favourite Video: True Faith

Your favourite piece of memorabilia in your collection: Smashed up guitar i found backstage at manchester vs cancer

I think young Mr Owens is next up old chap ;)

the Binary Guru must not be hurried :D

JAK and Chris will be tomorrow by invitation so I can ensure I don't miss one

Snorrimon is the last one tonight

ive had mine written down at the ready all night but cant find a place summit it!!! how did others got in there? edit - o sussed out a way.ive put it at bottom of johnny's thread