Diggy's Record Collection Reading
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Sorry, I should have pointed out. I'm not qualified so the reading will not be official. It's just a bidda fun.
My balls are not crystal - although they do break easy.
Sorry, I should have pointed out. I'm not qualified so the reading will not be official. It's just a bidda fun.
Ok hang on Dude!
These are genuine
The first single you ever owned- Wig Wam Bam - Sweet The first LP you ever owned - Tommy - The Who The first gig you went to -Judas Priest - Wolverhampton Civic Hall The last gig you went to - New Order - MEN Arena Most embarrassing record in your collection - Yes Sir I can Boogie - Baccarat Your favourite LP - Flying Teapot - GONG Your favourite Video - Spinning Around - Kylie Your favourite piece of memorabilia in your collection - Picure of Steve Hillage ( which I took ), and he autographed " To Mike, Welcome Space Brothers, Steve Hillage 3~'"
Do your worst
Fascinating stuff, Mike. As I am not trained, this may take some time.
I will revert with my response as soon as I can.
Digital Mike responded with:
The first single you ever owned- Wig Wam Bam - Sweet The first LP you ever owned - Tommy - The Who The first gig you went to -Judas Priest - Wolverhampton Civic Hall The last gig you went to - New Order - MEN Arena Most embarrassing record in your collection - Yes Sir I can Boogie - Baccarat Your favourite LP - Flying Teapot - GONG Your favourite Video - Spinning Around - Kylie Your favourite piece of memorabilia in your collection - Picure of Steve Hillage ( which I took ), and he autographed " To Mike, Welcome Space Brothers, Steve Hillage 3~'"
The force is very strong today.
The start to you record-buying and gig-attending career was, even in light of the era, very poor. Tommy was the weakest but most popular of the Who’s albums and similarly Wig Wam Bam was a lame novelty item from an otherwise passable band.
The transition from these sad, trend-following beginnings to the lofty heights you achieve later in life suggests a Road to Damascus type revelation. Perhaps, scared of the impact that the details of this epiphany will have on your mortal soul, you have pushed the memory to the far recesses of your mind. But do not despair, I am happy to reveal the details to you today.
At a Judas Priest concert at Wolverhampton Civic Hall, you met a hippy called Rad, who fellated you during the encore. As you climaxed into his long, rough beard you opened your eyes to see a Bay City Rollers tattoo peeking out from beneath his kaftan on his arm. You enquired as to the meaning of this, and the hippy was glad to explain that he too once ran with the flock but repented and set out on his own voyage of musical discovery. “Find your own way,” the hippy said, sagely stroking his beard “listen to the music you like, not what the man wants you to like.”
From this point, rather than adopting a broad appreciation of musical genres available, you have concentrated on New Order and System 7, including their various spin-offs and collaborations. Far from showing a lack of imagination, your loyalty to these two collectives has allowed you to explore their oerve far more deeply than would be possible for the casual listener to achieve. The styles of music are very different, and this has the added advantage that you are able to maintain two separate groups of friends, both of containing people easily as sad as yourself who are never likely to meet and swap stories about your behaviour.
You claim to be embarrassed by Yes Sir I Can Boogie, but this is far from the truth. Upon finding yourself alone in your house, you drink yourself to oblivion on cheap Chablis and Stella then play this track repeatedly, spinning wildly around the room. Until now, this has been a secret known only to you.
Your choice of favourite video is interesting, for you have no interest in Kylie Minogue as a performing artist. A lifetime spent with hippies on the Shed Seven circuit and drunken 80s throwbacks that hang around the Vikings, you have developed a longing for a clean-living, well groomed lady with good manners and a pert arse. For years, this fantasy survived only in your mind but, on seeing Kylie performing in this video, your fantasies became real. You love Kylie, and want to be with her. You hide this from your family and friends by pretending to fancy some Spanish bird that nobody has ever heard of.
After much rumination, and dismissing several male members of our group, I have concluded that your idea NOOL mate is, like Kylie, a clean living, wholesome and happy individual with no vices or moral issues and a body like a stretched elastic band. I’m sure we all join you in praying that such a person will one day arrive in our midst.
Your lucky number is 7, as you know. Your colour for the day is yellow, although you must never eat yellow snow.
Apropos the reading, I am amazed by the accuracy. If I didn't know better I would swear you had conversed with Mrs Digi.
However a quality reading which has left me feeling most Sanguine on this snowy morning !
Thank you Col
:)
